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air 'twixt earth and sky�此�Or else�察�shut out from heaven and earth�察�Fly to the
sea�察�my place of birth�察�There live with daggled mermaids pent�察�And keep
on fish perpetual Lent。; But since the case appeared so nice�察�She thought it
best to take advice。 The Muses�察�by their king's permission�察�Though foes to
love�察�attend the session�察�And on the right hand took their places In order�察�
on the left�察 �the Graces�此 �To whom she might her doubts propose On all
emergencies that rose。 The Muses oft were seen to frown�察�The Graces half
ashamed look down�察�And 'twas observed�察�there were but few Of either sex�察�
among the crew�察 �Whom she or her assessors knew。 The goddess soon
began to see Things were not ripe for a decree�察�And said she must consult
her books�察�The lovers' Fletas�察�Bractons�察�Cokes。 First to a dapper clerk she
beckoned�察�To turn to Ovid�察�book the second�察�She then referred them to a
place In Virgil ��VIDE Dido's case���察�As for Tibullus's reports�察�They never
passed for law in Courts�此 �For Cowley's brief�察 �and pleas of Waller�察 �Still
their authority is smaller。 There was on both sides much to say�察�She'd hear
the cause another day�察�And so she did�察�and then a third�察�She heard it ´ there
she kept her word�察�But with rejoinders and replies�察�Long bills�察�and answers�察�
stuffed with lies Demur�察�imparlance�察�and essoign�察�The parties ne'er could
issue join�此�For sixteen years the cause was spun�察�And then stood where it
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first begun。 Now�察�gentle Clio�察�sing or say�察�What Venus meant by this delay。
The goddess�察�much perplexed in mind�察�To see her empire thus declined�察�
When first this grand debate arose Above her wisdom to compose�察�
Conceived a project in her head�察 �To work her ends�察 �which�察 �if it sped�察�
Would show the merits of the cause Far better than consulting laws。 In a
glad hour Lucina's aid Produced on earth a wondrous maid�察�On whom the
queen of love was bent To try a new experiment。 She threw her law´books
on the shelf�察�And thus debated with herself�此� ;Since men allege they ne'er
can find Those beauties in a female mind Which raise a flame that will
endure For ever�察 �uncorrupt and pure�察 �If 'tis with reason they complain�察�
This infant shall restore my reign。 I'll search where every virtue dwells�察�
From Courts inclusive down to cells。 What preachers talk�察�or sages write�察�
These I will gather and unite�察�And represent them to mankind Collected in
that infant's mind。; This said�察�she plucks in heaven's high bowers A sprig
of Amaranthine flowers�察�In nectar thrice infuses bays�察�Three times refined
in Titan's rays�此�Then calls the Graces to her aid�察�And sprinkles thrice the
now´born maid。 From whence the tender skin assumes A sweetness above
all perfumes�察 �From whence a cleanliness remains�察 �Incapable of outward
stains�察 �From whence that decency of mind�察 �So lovely in a female kind。
Where not one careless thought intrudes Less modest than the speech of
prudes�察�Where never blush was called in aid�察�The spurious virtue in a maid�察�
A virtue but at second´hand�察 �They blush because they understand。 The
Graces next would act their part�察�And show but little of their art�察 �Their
work was half already done�察 �The child with native beauty shone�察 �The
outward form no help required�此�Each breathing on her thrice�察�inspired That
gentle�察�soft�察�engaging air Which in old times adorned the fair�察�And said�察�
;Vanessa be the name By which thou shalt be known to fame�察�Vanessa�察�by
the gods enrolled�此�Her name on earth ´ shall not be told。; But still the work
was not complete�察�When Venus thought on a deceit�此�Drawn by her doves�察�
away she flies�察�And finds out Pallas in the skies�此�Dear Pallas�察�I have been
this morn To see a lovely infant born�此�A boy in yonder isle below�察�So like
my own without his bow�察�By beauty could your heart be won�察�You'd swear
it is Apollo's son�察�But it shall ne'er be said�察�a child So hopeful has by me
been spoiled�察�I have enough besides to spare�察�And give him wholly to your
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care。 Wisdom's above suspecting wiles�察 �The queen of learning gravely
smiles�察�Down from Olympus comes with joy�察�Mistakes Vanessa for a boy�察�
Then sows within her tender mind Seeds long unknown to womankind�察�
For manly bosoms chiefly fit�察�The seeds of knowledge�察�judgment�察�wit�察�Her
soul was suddenly endued With justice�察�truth�察�and fortitude�察�With honour�察�
which no breath can stain�察�Which malice must attack in vain�此�With open
heart and bounteous hand�此�But Pallas here was at a stand�察�She know in our
degenerate days Bare virtue could not live on praise�察�That meat must be
with money bought�此�She therefore�察�upon second thought�察�Infused yet as it
were by stealth�察�Some small regard for state and wealth�此�Of which as she
grew up there stayed A tincture in the prudent maid�此 �She managed her
estate with care�察�Yet liked three footmen to her chair�察�But lest he should
neglect his studies Like a young heir�察�the thrifty goddess ��For fear young
master should be spoiled�� Would use him like a younger child�察�And�察�after
long computing�察 �found 'Twould come to just five thousand pound。 The
Queen of Love was pleased and proud To we Vanessa thus endowed�察�She
doubted not but such a dame Through every breast would dart a flame�察�
That every rich and lordly swain With pride would drag about her chain�察�
That scholars would forsake their books To study bright Vanessa's looks�此�
As she advanced that womankind Would by her model form their mind�察�
And all their conduct would be tried By her�察 �as an unerring guide。
Offending daughters oft would hear Vanessa's praise rung in their ear�此�
Miss Betty�察 �when she does a fault�察 �Lets fall her knife�察 �or spills the salt�察�
Will thus be by her mother chid�察 �'Tis what Vanessa never did。; Thus by
the nymphs and swains adored�察 �My power shall be again restored�察�And
happy lovers bless my reign ´ So Venus hoped�察 �but hoped in vain。 For
when in time the martial maid Found out the trick that Venus played�察�She
shakes her helm�察 �she knits her brows�察�And fired with indignation�察 �vows
To´morrow�察�ere the setting sun�察�She'd all undo that she had done。 But in
the poets we may find A wholesome law�察 �time out of mind�察 �Had been
confirmed by Fate's decree�察�That gods�察�of whatso'er degree�察�Resume not
what themselves have given�察�Or any brother´god in Heaven�察�Which keeps
the peace among the gods�察�Or they must always be at odds。 And Pallas�察�if
she broke the laws�察�Must yield her foe the stronger cause�察�A shame to one
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so much adored For Wisdom�察�at Jove's council´board。 Besides�察�she feared
the queen of love Would meet with better friends above。 And though she
must with grief reflect To see a mortal virgin deck'd With graces hitherto
unknown To female breasts�察 �except her own�察�Yet she would act as best
became A goddess of unspotted fame�察�She knew�察�by augury divine�察�Venus
would fail in her design�此�She studied well the point�察�and found Her foe's
conclusions were not sound�察 �From premises erroneous brought�察 �And
therefore the deduction's nought�察�And must have contrary effects To what
her treacherous foe expects。 In proper season Pallas meets The queen of
love�察 �whom thus she greets ��For Gods�察 �we are by Homer told�察 �Can in
celestial language scold���察 �Perfidious Goddess� �but in vain You formed
this project in your brain�察�A project for thy talents fit�察�With much deceit�察�
and little wit�察 �Thou hast�察 �as thou shalt quickly see�察 �Deceived thyself
instead of me�察 �For how can heavenly wisdom prove An instrument to
earthly love�拭�Know'st thou not yet that men commence Thy votaries�察�for
want of sense�拭 �Nor shall Vanessa be the theme To manage thy abortive
scheme�察�She'll prove the greatest of thy foes�察�And yet I scorn to interpose�察�
But using neither skill nor force�察�Leave all things to their natural course。;
The goddess thus pronounced her doom�察�When�察�lo�察�Vanessa in her bloom�察�
Advanced like Atalanta's star�察�But rarely seen�察�and seen from far�此�In a new
world with caution stepped�察 �Watched all the company she kept�察 �Well
knowing from the books she read What dangerous paths young virgins
tread�察�Would seldom at the park appear�察�Nor saw the play´house twice a
year�察�Yet not incurious�察�was inclined To know the converse of mankind。
First issued from perfumers' shops A crowd of fashionable fops�察 �They
liked her how she liked the play�拭�Then told the tattle of the day�察�A duel
fought last night at two About a lady ´ you know who�察�Mentioned a new
Italian�察�come Either from Muscovy or Rome�察�Gave hints of who and who's
together�察�Then fell to talking of the weather�此�Last night was so extremely
fine�察 �The ladies walked till after nine。 Then in soft voice�察 �and speech
absurd�察 �With nonsense every second word�察 �With fustian from exploded
plays�察�They celebrate her beauty's praise�察�Run o'er their cant of stup