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;Now�察 �Ted�察─ �remonstrated Jo Haley�察 �that way of talkin' won't help
matters none。 As I said�察 �I'm rotten at figures。 But you're the first
investment that ever turned out bad�察�and let me tell you I've handled some
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mighty bad smelling ones。 Why�察�kid�察�if you had just come to me on the
quiet and asked for the loan of a hundred or so why;
;What's the joke�察�Jo�拭─�said Ted again�察�slowly。
;This ain't my notion of a joke�察─�came the terse answer。 ;We're three
hundred short。;
The last vestige of Ted Terrill's old´time radiance seemed to flicker and
die�察�leaving him ashen and old。
;Short�拭─�he repeated。 Then�察 �My God� ─�in a strangely colorless voice
;My God� ─ �He looked down at his fingers impersonally�察 �as though they
belonged to some one else。 Then his hand clutched Jo Haley's arm with the
grip of fear。 ;Jo� �Jo� �That's the thing that has haunted me day and night�察�till
my nerves are raw。 The fear of doing it again。 Don't laugh at me�察�will you�拭�
I used to lie awake nights going over that cursed business of the bank
over and overtill the cold sweat would break out all over me。 I used to
figure it all out again�察�step by step�察 �untilJo�察 �could a man steal and not
know it�拭�Could thinking of a thing like that drive a man crazy�拭�Because if
it couldif it couldthen;
;I don't know�察─�said Jo Haley�察 �but it sounds darned fishy。; He had a
hand on Ted's shaking shoulder�察 �and was looking into the white�察 �drawn
face。 ;I had great plans for you�察�Ted。 But Minnie Wenzel's got it all down
on slips of paper。 I might as well call her�察 �in again�察 �and we'll have the
whole blamed thing out。;
Minnie Wenzel came。 In her hand were slips of paper�察�and books with
figures in them�察�and Ted looked and saw things written in his own hand
that should not have been there。 And he covered his shamed face with his
two hands and gave thanks that his mother was dead。
There came three sharp raps at the office door。 The tense figures
within jumped nervously。
;Keep out� ─�called Jo Haley�察 �whoever you are。; Whereupon the door
opened and Birdie Callahan breezed in。
;Get out�察�Birdie Callahan�察─�roared Jo。 ;You're in the wrong pew。;
Birdie closed the door behind her composedly and came farther into
the room。 ;Pete th' pasthry cook just tells me that Minnie Wenzel told th'
day clerk�察 �who told the barkeep�察 �who told th' janitor�察 �who told th' chef�察�
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who told Pete�察 �that Minnie had caught Ted stealin' some three hundred
dollars。;
Ted took a quick step forward。 ;Birdie�察�for Heaven's sake keep out of
this。 You can't make things any better。 You may believe in me�察�but;
;Where's the money�拭─�asked Birdie。
Ted stared at her a moment�察�his mouth open ludicrously。
;WhyIdon'tknow�察─ �he articulated�察 �painfully。 ;I never thought of
that。;
Birdie snorted defiantly。 ;I thought so。 D'ye know�察─ �sociably�察 �I was
visitin' with my aunt Mis' Mulcahy last evenin'。;
There was a quick rustle of silks from Minnie Wenzel's direction。
;Say�察�look here; began Jo Haley�察�impatiently。
;Shut up�察�Jo Haley� ─�snapped Birdie。 ;As I was sayin'�察�I was visitin'
with my aunt Mis' Mulcahy。 She does fancy washin' an' ironin' for the
swells。 An' Minnie Wenzel�察�there bein' none sweller�察�hires her to do up her
weddin' linens。 Such smears av hand embridery an' Irish crochet she never
see th' likes�察�Mis' Mulcahy says�察�and she's seen a lot。 And as a special treat
to the poor owld soul�察 �why Minnie Wenzel lets her see some av her
weddin' clo'es。 There never yet was a woman who cud resist showin' her
weddin' things to every other woman she cud lay hands on。 Well�察 �Mis'
Mulcahy�察�she see that grand trewsow and she said she never saw th' beat。
Dresses� �Well�察�her going away suit alone comes to eighty dollars�察�for it's
bein' made by Molkowsky�察�the little Polish tailor。 An' her weddin' dress is
satin�察�do yuh mind� �Oh�察�it was a real treat for my aunt Mis' Mulcahy。;
Birdie walked over to where Minnie Wenzel sat�察�very white and still�察�
and pointed a stubby red finger in her face。 ;'Tis the grand manager ye are�察�
Miss Wenzel�察�gettin' satins an' tailor´mades on yer salary。 It takes a woman�察�
Minnie Wenzel�察�to see through a woman's thricks。;
;Well I'll be dinged� ─�exploded Jo Haley。
;Yuh'd better be� ─�retorted Birdie Callahan。
Minnie Wenzel stood up�察�her lip caught between her teeth。
;Am I to understand�察�Jo Haley�察�that you dare to accuse me of taking
your filthy money�察 �instead of that miserable ex´con there who has done
time�拭─�
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;That'll do�察�Minnie�察─�said Jo Haley�察�gently。 ;That's a´plenty。;
;Prove it�察─�went on Minnie�察�and then looked as though she wished she
hadn't。
;A business college edjication is a grand foine thing�察─�observed Birdie。
;Miss Wenzel is a graduate av wan。 They teach you everything from
drawin' birds with tail feathers to plain and fancy penmanship。 In fact�察�
they teach everything in the writin' line except forgery�察�an' I ain't so sure
they haven't got a coorse in that。;
;I don't care�察─�whimpered Minnie Wenzel suddenly�察�sinking in a limp
heap on the floor。 ;I had to do it。 I'm marrying a swell fellow and a girl's
got to have some clothes that don't look like a Bird Center dressmaker's
work。 He's got three sisters。 I saw their pictures and they're coming to the
wedding。 They're the kind that wear low´necked dresses in the evening�察�
and have their hair and nails done downtown。 I haven't got a thing but my
looks。 Could I go to New York dressed like a rube�拭�On the square�察�Jo�察�I
worked here six years and never took a sou。 But things got away from me。
The tailor wouldn't finish my suit unless I paid him fifty dollars down。 I
only took fifty at first�察�intending to pay it back。 Honest to goodness�察�Jo�察�I
did。;
;Cut it out�察─ �said Jo Haley�察 �and get up。 I was going to give you a
check for your wedding�察 �though I hadn't counted on no three hundred。
We'll call it square。 And I hope you'll be happy�察�but I don't gamble on it。
You'll be goin' through your man's pants pockets before you're married a
year。 You can take your hat and fade。 I'd like to know how I'm ever going
to square this thing with Ted and Birdie。;
;An' me standin' here gassin' while them fool girls in the dinin'´room
can't set a table decent�察�and dinner in less than ten minutes�察─�cried Birdie�察�
rushing off。 Ted mumbled something unintelligible and was after her。
;Birdie� �I want to talk to you。;
;Say it quick then�察─�said Birdie�察�over her shoulder。 ;The doors open in
three minnits。;
;I can't tell you how grateful I am。 This is no place to talk to you。 Will
you let me walk home with you to´night after your work's done�拭─�
;Will I�拭─�said Birdie�察�turning to face him。 ;I will not。 Th' swell mob
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has shook you�察�an' a good thing it is。 You was travelin' with a bunch of
racers�察�when you was only built for medium speed。 Now you're got your
chance to a fresh start and don't you ever think I'm going to be the one to
let you spoil it by beginnin' to walk out with a dinin'´room Lizzie like me。;
;Don't say that�察�Birdie�察─�Ted put in。
;It's the truth�察─�affirmed Birdie。 ;Not that I ain't a perfec'ly respectable
girrul�察�and ye know it。 I'm a good slob�察�but folks would be tickled for the
chance to say that you had nobody to go with but the likes av me。 If I was
to let you walk home with me to´night�察�yuh might be askin' to call next
week。 Inside half a year�察 �if yuh was lonesome enough�察 �yuh'd ask me to
marry yuh。 And b'gorra�察─�she said softly�察�looking down at her unlovely red
hands�察 �I'm dead scared I'd do it。 Get back to work�察�Ted Terrill�察�and hold
yer head up high�察 �and when yuh say your prayers to´night�察 �thank your
lucky stars I ain't a hussy。;
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PART。 III
WHAT SHE WORE
Somewhere in your story you must pause to describe your heroine's
costume。 It is a ticklish task。 The average reader likes his heroine well
dressed。 He is not satisfied with knowing that she looked like a tall�察�fair
lily。 He wants to be told that her gown was of green crepe�察 �with lace
ruffles that swirled at her feet。 Writers used to go so far as to name the
dressmaker�察 �and it was a poor kind of a heroine who didn't wear a red
velvet by Worth。 But that has been largely abandoned in these days of
commissions。 Still�察�when the heroine goes out on the terrace to spoon after
dinner ��a quaint old English custom for the origin of which see any novel
by the ;Duchess�察─�page 179�� the average reader wants to know what sort
of a filmy wr