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d the face to ask me to give up the guildry； till I resigned it of my own accord after the renewal of the tacks to which I have alluded； by the which renewals； a great increase was effected in the income of the town。
CHAPTER VITHE FAILURE OF BAILIE M'LUCRE
Bailie M'Lucre； as I have already intimated； was naturally a greedy body； and not being content with the profits of his potatoe rig； soon after the election he set up as an o'er…sea merchant； buying beef and corn by agency in Ireland； and having the same sent to the Glasgow market。 For some time； this traffic yielded him a surprising advantage； but the summer does not endure the whole year round； nor was his prosperity ordained to be of a continuance。 One mishap befell him after another； cargoes of his corn heated in the vessels； because he would not sell at a losing price； and so entirely perished； and merchants broke； that were in his debt large sums for his beef and provisions。 In short； in the course of the third year from the time of the election； he was rookit of every plack he had in the world； and was obligated to take the benefit of the divor's bill； soon after which he went suddenly away from the town； on the pretence of going into Edinburgh； on some business of legality with his wife's brother； with whom he had entered into a plea concerning the moiety of a steading at the town…head。 But he did not stop on any such concern there； on the contrary； he was off； and up to London in a trader from Leith； to try if he could get a post in the government by the aid of the nabob； our member； who； by all accounts； was hand and glove with the king's ministers。 The upshot of this journey to London was very comical； and when the bailie afterwards came back； and him and me were again on terms of visitation； many a jocose night we spent over the story of the same； for the bailie was a kittle hand at a bowl of toddy； and his adventure was so droll； especially in the way he was wont to rehearse the particulars； that it cannot fail to be an edification to posterity； to read and hear how it happened； and all about it。 I may therefore take leave to digress into the circumstantials； by way of lightening for a time the seriousness of the sober and important matter； whereof it is my intent that this book shall be a register and record to future times。
CHAPTER VIITHE BRIBE
Mr M'Lucre； going to London； as I have intimated in the foregoing chapter； remained there； absent from us altogether about the space of six weeks； and when he came home； he was plainly an altered man； being sometimes very jocose； and at other times looking about him as if he had been haunted by some ill thing。 Moreover； Mrs Spell； that had the post…office from the decease of her husband； Deacon Spell； told among her kimmers； that surely the bailie had a great correspondence with the king and government； for that scarce a week passed without a letter from him to our member； or a letter from the member to him。 This bred no small consideration among us； and I was somehow a thought uneasy thereat； not knowing what the bailie； now that he was out of the guildry； might be saying anent the use and wont that had been practised therein； and never more than in his own time。 At length； the babe was born。
One evening； as I was sitting at home； after closing the shop for the night； and conversing concerning the augmentation of our worldly affairs with Mrs Pawkie and the bairnsit was a damp raw night； I mind it just as well as if it had been only yestreenwho should make his appearance at the room door but the bailie himself； and a blithe face he had？
〃It's a' settled now；〃 cried he； as he entered with a triumphant voice； 〃the siller's my ain； and I can keep it in spite of them； I don't value them now a cutty…spoon； no； not a doit； no the worth of that； nor a' their sprose about Newgate and the pillory；〃and he snapped his fingers with an aspect of great courage。
〃Hooly； hooly； bailie；〃 said I； 〃what's a' this for？〃 and then he replied； taking his seat beside me at the fireside〃The plea with the custom…house folk at London is settled； or rather； there canna be a plea at a'； so firm and true is the laws of England on my side； and the liberty of the subject。〃
All this was Greek and Hebrew to me； but it was plain that the bailie； in his jaunt； had been guilty of some notour thing； wherein the custom…house was concerned； and that he thought all the world was acquaint with the same。 However； no to balk him in any communication he might be disposed to make me； I said：…
〃What ye say； bailie； is great news； and I wish you meikle joy； for I have had my fears about your situation for some time； but now that the business is brought to such a happy end； I would like to hear all the true particulars of the case； and that your tale and tidings sha'na lack slackening； I'll get in the toddy bowl and the gardevin； and with that； I winket to the mistress to take the bairns to their bed； and bade Jenny Hachle； that was then our fee'd servant lass； to gar the kettle boil。 Poor Jenny has long since fallen into a great decay of circumstances； for she was not overly snod and cleanly in her service； and so； in time； wore out the endurance of all the houses and families that fee'd her； till nobody would take her； by which she was in a manner cast on Mrs Pawkie's hands； who； on account of her kindliness towards the bairns in their childhood； has given her a howf among us。 But； to go on with what I was rehearsing； the toddy being ordered； and all things on the table； the bailie； when we were quiet by ourselves； began to say …
〃Ye ken weel； Mr Pawkie； what I did at the 'lection for the member and how angry ye were yoursel about it； and a' that。 But ye were greatly mista'en in thinking that I got ony effectual fee at the time； over and above the honest price of my potatoes； which ye were as free to bid for； had ye liket； as either o' the candidates。 I'll no deny； however； that the nabob； before he left the town； made some small presents to my wife and dochter； but that was no fault o' mine。 Howsever； when a' was o'er； and I could discern that ye were mindet to keep the guildry； I thought； after the wreck o' my provision concern； I might throw mair bread on the water and not find it； than by a bit jaunt to London to see how my honourable friend； the nabob； was coming on in his place in parliament； as I saw none of his speeches in the newspaper。
〃Well； ye see； Mr Pawkie； I gae'd up to London in a trader from Leith； and by the use of a gude Scotch tongue； the whilk was the main substance o' a' the bairns' part o' gear that I inherited from my parents； I found out the nabob's dwelling； in the west end o' the town of London； and finding out the nabob's dwelling； I went and rappit at the door； which a bardy flunkie opened； and speer't what I want it； as if I was a thing no fit to be lifted off a midden with a pair of iron tongs。 Like master； like man； thought I to myself； and thereupon； taking heart no to be put out； I replied to the whipper… snapper'I'm Bailie M'Lucre o' Gudetown； and maun hae a word wi' his honour。'
〃The cur lowered his birsses at this； and replied； in a mair ceeveleezed style of language； 'Master is not at home。' But I kent what not at home means in the morning at a gentleman's door in London； so I said； 'Very weel； as I hae had a long walk； I'll e'en rest myself and wait till he come；' and with that； I plumpit down on one of the mahogany chairs in the trance。 The lad； seeing that I was na to be jookit； upon this answered me； by saying； he would go and enquire if his master would be at home to me； and the short and the long o't was； that I got at last an audience o' my honourable friend。
〃'Well； bailie；' said he； 'I'm glad to see you in London；' and a hantle o' ither courtly glammer that's no worth a repetition； and； from less to mair； we proceeded to sift into the matter and end of my coming to ask the help o' his hand to get me a post in the government。 But I soon saw； that wi a' the phraseology that lay at his tongue end during the election； about his power and will to serve us； his ain turn ser't； he cared so little for me。 Howsever after tarrying some time； and going to him every day； at long and last he got me a tide…waiter's place at the custom…house； a poor hungry situation； no worth the grassum at a new tack of the warst land in the town's aught。 But minnows are better than nae fish； and a tide…waiter's place was a step towards a better； if I could have waited。 Luckily； however； for me； a flock of fleets and ships frae the East and West Indies came in a' thegither； and there was sic a stress for tide…waiters； that before I was sworn in and tested； I was sent down to a grand ship in the Malabar trade frae China； loaded with tea and other rich commodities； the captain whereof； a discreet man； took me down to the cabin； and gave me a dram of wine； and； when we were by oursels； he said to me …
〃'Mr M'Lucre； what will you take to shut your eyes for an hour？'
〃'I'll no take a hundred pounds；' was my answer。
〃'I'll make it guineas；' quoth he。
〃Surely； thought I； my eyne maun be worth pearls and diamonds to the East India Company； so I answered and said …
〃'Captain； no to argol…bargol about the matter；' （for a' the time； I thought upon how I had not been sworn in；）'what will ye gie me； if I take away my eyne out of the vessel？'
〃'A thousand pounds；' cried he。
〃'A bargain be't；' said I。 I think； however； had I stood out I might hae got mair。 But it doesna rain thousands of pounds every day； so； to make a long tale short； I got a note of hand on the Bank of England for the sum； and； packing up my ends and my awls； left the ship。
〃It was my intent to have come immediately home to Scotland； but the same afternoon； I was summoned by the Board at the Custom…house for deserting my post； and the moment I went before them； they opened upon me like my lord's pack of hounds； and said they would send me to Newgate。 'Cry a' at ance；' quoth I； 'but I'll no gang。' I then told them how I was na sworn； and under no obligation to serve or obey them mair than pleasured mysel'； which set them a' again a barking worse than before； whereupon； seeing no likelihood of an end to their s
