the higher learning in america-第58部分
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sanguine hope of surcease from skilled malpractice and
malversation。 All that is here intended to he said is nothing
more than the obiter dictum that; as seen from the point of view
of the higher learning; the academic executive and all his works
are anathema; and should be discontinued by the simple expedient
of wiping him off the slate; and that the governing board; in so
far as it presumes to exercise any other than vacantly
perfunctory duties; has the same value and should with advantage
be lost in the same shuffle。
NOTES:
1。 〃He has stifled all manly independence and individuality
wherever it has exhibited itself at college。 All noble idealism;
and all the graces of poetry and art have been shrivelled by his
brutal and triumphant power。 He has made mechanical efficiency
and administrative routine the goal of the university's
endeavour。 The nobler ends of academic life will never be served
so long as this spokesman of materialism remains in power。〃
History will relate that one of the eminent captains; through
an incumbency of more than a quarter of a century; in a
university of eminent wealth and volume; has followed a settled
policy of defeating any overt move looking to scientific or
scholarly inquiry on the part of any member of his faculty。
Should a man of scholarly proclivities by any chance sift through
the censorship exercised in virtue of the executive's appointing
power; as might happen; since the captain was himself not
qualified to pass a grounded opinion on any man's qualifications
in that respect; and should he then give evidence of continuing
to spend time and thought on matters of that nature; his burden
of administrative and class…room tasks would presently be
increased sufficiently to subdue his wayward bent; or; in an
incorrigible case; the offender against the rule of academic
sterility would eventually be retired by severance of his
connection with this seat of learning。
In some sinister sense the case reflects credit on the
American academic community at large; in that; by the close of
this quarter…century of preventive regimen; the resulting
academic staff had become a byword of nugatory intrigue and
vacant pedantry。
2。 So far has this predilection made its way in the counsels of
the 〃educators〃 that much of the current discussion of
desideranda in academic policy reads like controversial argument
on 〃efficiency engineering;〃 an 〃efficiency engineer〃 is an
accountant competent to advise business concerns how best to
increase their saleable output per unit of cost。 And there has;
indeed; been at least one tour of inspection of American
universities by such an 〃efficiency engineer;〃 undertaken in the
service of an establishment founded with a view to academic
welfare and governed by a board of university presidents。 The
report submitted by the inquiry in question duly conforms to the
customary lines of 〃scientific management。〃
3。 〃Education is the one kind of human enterprise that can not be
brought under the action of the economic law of supply and
demand。 It can not be conducted on 'business principles。' There
is no 'demand' for education in the economic sense。。。。 Society is
the only interest that can be said to demand it; and society must
supply its own demand。 Those who found educational institutions
or promote educational enterprise put themselves in the place of
society and assume to speak and act for society; not for any
economic interest。〃 Lester F。 Ward; Pure Sociology; p。 575。
4。 Indeed; the resemblance is visible。 As among professional
politicians; so also as regards incumbents and aspirants for
academic office; it is not at all unusual; nor does it cause
surprise; to find such persons visibly affected with those
characteristic pathological marks that come of what is
conventionally called 〃high living〃 late hours; unseasonable
vigils; surfeit of victuals and drink; the fatigue of sedentary
ennui。 A flabby habit of body; hypertrophy of the abdomen;
varicose veins; particularly of the facial tissues; a blear eye
and a colouration suggestive of bile and apoplexy; when this
unwholesome bulk is duly wrapped in a conventionally decorous
costume it is accepted rather as a mark of weight and
responsibility; and so serves to distinguish the pillars of
urbane society。 Nor should it be imagined that these grave men of
affairs and discretion are in any peculiar degree prone to
excesses of the table or to nerve…shattering bouts of
dissipation。 The exigencies of publicity; however; are; by
current use and wont; such as to enjoin not indulgence in such
excursions of sensual perversity; so much as a gentlemanly
conformity to a large routine of conspicuous convivialities。
〃Indulgence〃 in ostensibly gluttonous bouts of this kind
banquets; dinners; etc。 is not so much a matter of taste as of
astute publicity; designed to keep the celebrants in repute among
a laity whose simplest and most assured award of esteem proceeds
on evidence of wasteful ability to pay。 But the pathological
consequences; physical and otherwise; are of much the same nature
in either case。
5。 See pp。 68…73; 79…81; above。
6。 As bearing on this 〃hired…man's loyalty〃 of the academic staff
and the means of maintaining it; see; e。g。; a paper by George
Cram Cook in the Forum for October; 1913; on 〃The Third American
Sex;〃 especially pp。 450…455。
7。 Unfortunately; the language wants a competent designation for
public…minded personages of this class; which comprises something
appreciably more than the homiletical university executives
alluded to above; and their understudies; while it is also not
strictly inclusive of all these executives。 There is indeed a
fairly obvious contingent comes in from among those minor
politicians and clergymen who crave the benefit of an inoffensive
notoriety; and who are at the same time solicitous to keep their
fellow…men in mind of the unforgotten commonplaces。 One will
necessarily have misgivings about putting forward a new technical
term for adoption into a vocabulary that is already top…heavy
with technical innovations。 〃Philandropist〃 has been suggested。
It is not a large innovation; and it has the merit of being
obviously self…explanatory。 At the same time its phonetic
resemblance to an older term; already well accepted in the
language; should recommend it to the members of the craft whom it
is designed to signalize; and with whom phonetic considerations
are habitually allowed weight。 The purists will doubtless find
〃philandropist〃 a barbarism; but that is an infirmity that has
attached to many technical designations at their inception;
without permanently hindering their acceptance and
serviceability; it is also not wholly unfitting that the term
chosen should be of such a character。
8。 〃The time has come; the walrus said;
To talk of many things。〃
Within the last few years one of the more illustrious and fluent
of the captains of erudition hit upon the expedient of having a
trusted locum tenens appointed to take over the functions of the
home office for a term of years; while the captain himself 〃takes
the road〃 on an appreciably augmented salary to speak his
mind eloquently on many topics。 The device can; however; scarcely
yet be said to have passed the experimental phase。 This
illustrious exponent of philandropism commands an extraordinary
range of homily and is a raconteur of quite exceptional merit;
and a device that commends itself in this special case;
therefore; may or may not prove a feasible plan in general and
ordinary usage。 But in any case it indicates a felt need of some
measure of relief; such as will enable the run of presidential
speech to gain a little something in amplitude and frequency。
9。 So; e。g。; a certain notably self…possessed and energetic
captain of erudition has been in the habit of repeating (〃on the
spur of the moment〃) a homily on one of the staple Christian
virtues。
10。 These resulting canons of blameless anility will react on the
character of the academic personnel in a two…fold way: negatively
and by indirection they work out in an (uncertain but effectual)
selective elimination of such persons as are worth while in point
of scholarship and initiative; while positively and by direct
incitement it results that the tribe of Lo Basswood has been
elected to fill the staff with vacancy。
At the same time the case is not unknown; nor is it
altogether a chance occurrence; where such an executive with
plenary powers; driven to uncommonly fatuous lengths by this
calculus of expedient notoriety; and intent on putting a needed
patch on the seat of his honour; has endeavoured to save some
remnant of good…will among his academic acquaintance by
protesting; in strict and confidential privacy; that his course
of action taken in conformity with these canons was taken for the
sake of popular effect; and not because he did not know better。
apparently having by familiar use come to the persuasion that a
knave is more to be esteemed than a fool; and overlooking the
great ease with which he has been able to combine the two
characters。
11。 In all fairness it should be noted; as a caution against
hasty conclusio