murad the unlucky and other tales-第9部分
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new pair of gloves; 〃Child; you ought to have had those gloves on
before this time of day。〃
〃Before this time of day!〃 cried Mrs。 Hill; who was now coming
downstairs completely equipped〃before this time of day! She
should know better; I say; than to put on those gloves at all:
more especially when going to the cathedral。〃
〃The gloves are very good gloves; as far as I see;〃 replied Mr。
Hill。 〃But no matter now。 It is more fitting that we should be in
proper time in our pew; to set an example; as becomes us; than to
stand here talking of gloves and nonsense。〃
He offered his wife and daughter each an arm; and set out for the
cathedral; but Phoebe was too busy in drawing on her new gloves;
and her mother was too angry at the sight of them; to accept of Mr。
Hill's courtesy。 〃What I say is always nonsense; I know; Mr。
Hill;〃 resumed the matron: 〃but I can see as far into a millstone
as other folks。 Was it not I that first gave you a hint of what
became of the great dog that we lost out of our tan…yard last
winter? And was it not I who first took notice to you; Mr。 Hill;
verger as you are; of the hole under the foundation of the
cathedral? Was it not; I ask you; Mr。 Hill?〃
〃But; my dear Mrs。 Hill; what has all this to do with Phoebe's
gloves?〃
〃Are you blind; Mr。 Hill? Don't you see that they are Limerick
gloves?〃
〃What of that?〃 said Mr。 Hill; still preserving his composure; as
it was his custom to do as long as he could; when he saw his wife
was ruffled。
〃What of that; Mr。 Hill! why; don't you know that Limerick is in
Ireland; Mr。 Hill?〃
〃With all my heart; my dear。〃
〃Yes; and with all your heart; I suppose; Mr。 Hill; you would see
our cathedral blown up; some fair day or other; and your own
daughter married to the person that did it; and you a verger; Mr。
Hill。〃
〃God forbid!〃 cried Mr; Hill; and he stopped short and settled his
wig。 Presently recovering himself; he added; 〃But; Mrs。 Hill; the
cathedral is not yet blown up; and our Phoebe is not yet married。〃
〃No; but what of that; Mr。 Hill? Forewarned is forearmed; as I
told you before your dog was gone; but you would not believe me;
and you see how it turned out in that case; and so it will in this
case; you'll see; Mr。 Hill。〃
〃But you puzzle and frighten me out of my wits; Mrs。 Hill;〃 said
the verger; again settling his wig。 〃IN THAT CASE AND IN THIS
CASE! I can't understand a syllable of what you've been saying to
me this half…hour。 In plain English; what is there the matter
about Phoebe's gloves?〃
〃In plain English; then; Mr。 Hill; since you can understand nothing
else; please to ask your daughter Phoebe who gave her those gloves。
Phoebe; who gave you those gloves?〃
〃I wish they were burnt;〃 said the husband; whose patience could
endure no longer。 〃Who gave you those cursed gloves; Phoebe?〃
〃Papa;〃 answered Phoebe; in a low voice; 〃they were a present from
Mr。 Brian O'Neill。〃
〃The Irish glover!〃 cried Mr。 Hill; with a look of terror。
〃Yes;〃 resumed the mother; 〃very true; Mr。 Hill; I assure you。
Now; you see; I had my reasons。〃
〃Take off the gloves directly: I order you; Phoebe;〃 said her
father; in his most peremptory tone。 〃I took a mortal dislike to
that Mr。 Brian O'Neill the first time I ever saw him。 He's an
Irishman; and that's enough; and too much for me。 Off with the
gloves; Phoebe! When I order a thing; it must be done。〃
Phoebe seemed to find some difficulty in getting off the gloves;
and gently urged that she could not well go into the cathedral
without them。 This objection was immediately removed by her
mother's pulling from her pocket a pair of mittens; which had once
been brown; and once been whole; but which were now rent in sundry
places; and which; having been long stretched by one who was twice
the size of Phoebe; now hung in huge wrinkles upon her well…turned
arms。
〃But; papa;〃 said Phoebe; 〃why should we take a dislike to him
because he is an Irishman? Cannot an Irishman be a good man?〃
The verger made no answer to this question; but a few seconds after
it was put to him observed that the cathedral bell had just done
ringing; and; as they were now got to the church door; Mrs。 Hill;
with a significant look at Phoebe; remarked that it was no proper
time to talk or think of good men; or bad men; or Irishmen; or any
men; especially for a verger's daughter。
We pass over in silence the many conjectures that were made by
several of the congregation concerning the reason why Miss Phoebe
Hill should appear in such a shameful shabby pair of gloves on a
Sunday。 After service was ended; the verger went; with great
mystery; to examine the hole under the foundation of the cathedral;
and Mrs。 Hill repaired; with the grocer's and the stationer's
ladies; to take a walk in the Close; where she boasted to all her
female acquaintance; whom she called her friends; of her maternal
discretion in prevailing upon Mr。 Hill to forbid her daughter
Phoebe to wear the Limerick gloves。
In the meantime; Phoebe walked pensively homewards; endeavouring to
discover why her father should take a mortal dislike to a man at
first sight; merely because he was an Irishman: and why her mother
had talked so much of the great dog which had been lost last year
out of the tan…yard; and of the hole under the foundation of the
cathedral! 〃What has all this to do with my Limerick gloves?〃
thought she。 The more she thought; the less connection she could
perceive between these things: for as she had not taken a dislike
to Mr。 Brian O'Neill at first sight; because he was an Irishman;
she could not think it quite reasonable to suspect him of making
away with her father's dog; nor yet of a design to blow up Hereford
Cathedral。 As she was pondering upon these matters; she came
within sight of the ruins of a poor woman's house; which a few
months before this time had been burnt down。 She recollected that
her first acquaintance with her lover began at the time of this
fire; and she thought that the courage and humanity he showed; in
exerting himself to save this unfortunate woman and her children;
justified her notion of the possibility that an Irishman might be a
good man。
The name of the poor woman whose house had been burnt down was
Smith: she was a widow; and she now lived at the extremity of a
narrow lane in a wretched habitation。 Why Phoebe thought of her
with more concern than usual at this instant we need not examine;
but she did; and; reproaching herself for having neglected it for
some weeks past; she resolved to go directly to see the widow
Smith; and to give her a crown which she had long had in her
pocket; with which she had intended to have bought play tickets。
It happened that the first person she saw in the poor widow's
kitchen was the identical Mr。 O'Neill。 〃I did not expect to see
anybody here but you; Mrs。 Smith;〃 said Phoebe; blushing。
〃So much the greater the pleasure of the meeting; to me; I mean;
Miss Hill;〃 said O'Neill; rising; and putting down a little boy;
with whom he had been playing。 Phoebe went on talking to the poor
woman; and; after slipping the crown into her hand; said she would
call again。 O'Neill; surprised at the change in her manner;
followed her when she left the house; and said; 〃It would be a
great misfortune to me to have done anything to offend Miss Hill;
especially if I could not conceive how or what it was; which is my
case at this present speaking。〃 And as the spruce glover spoke; he
fixed his eyes upon Phoebe's ragged gloves。 She drew them up in
vain; and then said; with her natural simplicity and gentleness;
〃You have not done anything to offend me; Mr。 O'Neill; but you are
some way or other displeasing to my father and mother; and they
have forbid me to wear the Limerick gloves。〃
〃And sure Miss Hill would not be after changing her opinion of her
humble servant for no reason in life but because her father and
mother; who have taken a prejudice against him; are a little
contrary。〃
〃No;〃 replied Phoebe; 〃I should not change my opinion without any
reason; but I have not yet had time to fix my opinion of you; Mr。
O'Neill。〃
〃To let you know a piece of my mind; then; my dear Miss Hill;〃
resumed he; 〃the more contrary they are; the more pride and joy it
would give me to win and wear you; in spite of 'em all; and if
without a farthing in your pocket; so much the more I should
rejoice in the opportunity of proving to your dear self; and all
else whom it may consarn; that Brian O'Neill is no fortune…hunter;
and scorns them that are so narrow…minded as to think that no other
kind of cattle but them there fortune…hunters can come out of all
Ireland。 So; my dear Phoebe; now we understand one another; I hope
you will not be paining my eyes any longer with the sight of these
odious brown bags; which are not fit to be worn by any Christian
arms; to say nothing of Miss Hill's; which are the handsomest;
without any compliment; that ever I saw; and; to my mind; would
become a pair of Limerick gloves beyond anything: and I expect
she'll show her generosity and proper spirit by putting them on
immediately。〃
〃You expect; sir!〃 repeated Miss Hill; with a look of more
indignation than her gentle countenance had ever before been seen
to assume。 〃Expect!〃 〃If he had said hope;〃 thought she; 〃it
would have been another thing: but expect! what right has he to
expect?〃
Now Miss Hill; unfortunately; was not sufficiently acquainted with
the Irish idiom to know that to expect; in Ireland; is the same
thing as to hope in England; and; when her Irish admirer said 〃I
expect;〃 he meant only; in plain English; 〃I hope。〃 But thus it is
that a poor Irishman; often; for want of understanding the niceties
of the English language; says the rudest when he means to say the
civillest things imaginable。
Miss Hill's feelings were so much hurt by this unlucky 〃I expect〃
that the whole of his speech; which had before made some favourable
impression upon her; now lost its effect: and she replied with
proper spirit; as she thought; 〃You expect a great deal too much;
Mr。 O'Neill; and more than ever I gave you reason to do。 It would
be neither pleasure nor pri