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dah he hear it agin! en a…comin'! En bimeby he hear (pauseawed;
listening attitude)patpatpat hit's acomin' up…stairs! Den he
hear de latch; en he know it's in de room!
Den pooty soon he know it's a…stannin' by de bed ! (Pause。) Denhe know
it's a…bendin' down over himen he cain't skasely git his breath! Den
denhe seem to feel someth' n c…o…l…d; right down 'most agin his head!
(Pause。)
Den de voice say; right at his year 〃 W…h…o g…o…tm…yg…o…l…d…e…n
arm?〃 (You must wail it out very plaintively and accusingly; then you
stare steadily and impressively into the face of the farthest…gone
auditora girl; preferably and let that awe…inspiring pause begin to
build itself in the deep hush。 When it has reached exactly the right
length; jump suddenly at that girl and yell; 〃You've got it!〃
If you've got the pause right; she'll fetch a dear little yelp and spring
right out of her shoes。 But you must get the pause right; and you will
find it the most troublesome and aggravating and uncertain thing you ever
undertook。
MENTAL TELEGRAPHY AGAIN
I have three or four curious incidents to tell about。 They seem to come
under the head of what I named 〃Mental Telegraphy〃 in a paper written
seventeen years ago; and published long afterwards。 'The paper entitled
〃Mental Telegraphy;〃 which originally appeared in Harper's Magazine for
December; 1893; is included in the volume entitled The American Claimant
and Other Stories and Sketches。'
Several years ago I made a campaign on the platform with Mr。 George W。
Cable。 In Montreal we were honored with a reception。 It began at two in
the afternoon in a long drawing…room in the Windsor Hotel。 Mr。 Cable and
I stood at one end of this room; and the ladies and gentlemen entered it
at the other end; crossed it at that end; then came up the long left…hand
side; shook hands with us; said a word or two; and passed on; in the
usual way。 My sight is of the telescopic sort; and I presently
recognized a familiar face among the throng of strangers drifting in at
the distant door; and I said to myself; with surprise and high
gratification; 〃That is Mrs。 R。; I had forgotten that she was a
Canadian。〃 She had been a great friend of mine in Carson City; Nevada;
in the early days。 I had not seen her or heard of her for twenty years;
I had not been thinking about her; there was nothing to suggest her to
me; nothing to bring her to my mind; in fact; to me she had long ago
ceased to exist; and had disappeared from my consciousness。 But I knew
her instantly; and I saw her so clearly that I was able to note some of
the particulars of her dress; and did note them; and they remained in my
mind。 I was impatient for her to come。 In the midst of the hand…
shakings I snatched glimpses of her and noted her progress with the slow…
moving file across the end of the room; then I saw her start up the side;
and this gave me a full front view of her face。 I saw her last when she
was within twenty…five feet of me。 For an hour I kept thinking she must
still be in the room somewhere and would come at last; but I was
disappointed。
When I arrived in the lecture…hall that evening some one said: 〃Come into
the waiting…room; there's a friend of yours there who wants to see you。
You'll not be introducedyou are to do the recognizing without help if
you can。〃
I said to myself: 〃It is Mrs。 R。; I shan't have any trouble。〃
There were perhaps ten ladies present; all seated。 In the midst of them
was Mrs。 R。; as I had expected。 She was dressed exactly as she was when
I had seen her in the afternoon。 I went forward and shook hands with her
and called her by name; and said:
〃I knew you the moment you appeared at the reception this afternoon。〃
She looked surprised; and said: 〃But I was not at the reception。 I have
just arrived from Quebec; and have not been in town an hour。〃
It was my turn to be surprised now。 I said: 〃I can't help it。 I give
you my word of honor that it is as I say。 I saw you at the reception;
and you were dressed precisely as you are now。 When they told me a
moment ago that I should find a friend in this room; your image rose
before me; dress and all; just as I had seen you at the reception。〃
Those are the facts。 She was not at the reception at all; or anywhere
near it; but I saw her there nevertheless; and most clearly and
unmistakably。 To that I could make oath。 How is one to explain this? I
was not thinking of her at the time; had not thought of her for years。
But she had been thinking of me; no doubt; did her thoughts flit through
leagues of air to me; and bring with it that clear and pleasant vision of
herself? I think so。 That was and remains my sole experience in the
matter of apparitionsI mean apparitions that come when one is
(ostensibly) awake。 I could have been asleep for a moment; the
apparition could have been the creature of a dream。 Still; that is
nothing to the point; the feature of interest is the happening of the
thing just at that time; instead of at an earlier or later time; which is
argument that its origin lay in thought…transference。
My next incident will be set aside by most persons as being merely
a 〃coincidence;〃 I suppose。 Years ago I used to think sometimes of
making a lecturing trip through the antipodes and the borders of the
Orient; but always gave up the idea; partly because of the great length
of the journey and partly because my wife could not well manage to go
with me。 Towards the end of last January that idea; after an interval of
years; came suddenly into my head againforcefully; too; and without any
apparent reason。 Whence came it? What suggested it? I will touch upon
that presently。
I was at that time where I am nowin Paris。 I wrote at once to Henry M。
Stanley (London); and asked him some questions about his Australian
lecture tour; and inquired who had conducted him and what were the terms。
After a day or two his answer came。 It began:
〃The lecture agent for Australia and New Zealand is par
excellence Mr。 R。 S。 Smythe; of Melbourne。〃
He added his itinerary; terms; sea expenses; and some other matters; and
advised me to write Mr。 Smythe; which I didFebruary 3d。 I began my
letter by saying in substance that while he did not know me personally we
had a mutual friend in Stanley; and that would answer for an
introduction。 Then I proposed my trip; and asked if he would give me the
same terms which he had given Stanley。
I mailed my letter to Mr。 Smythe February 6th; and three days later I got
a letter from the selfsame Smythe; dated Melbourne; December 17th。 I
would as soon have expected to get a letter from the late George
Washington。 The letter began somewhat as mine to him had begunwith a
self…introduction:
DEAR MR。 CLEMENS;It is so long since Archibald Forbes and I
spent that pleasant afternoon in your comfortable house at
Hartford that you have probably quite forgotten the occasion。〃
In the course of his letter this occurs:
〃I am willing to give you〃 'here be named the terms which he
had given Stanley' 〃for an antipodean tour to last; say; three
months。〃
Here was the single essential detail of my letter answered three days
after I had mailed my inquiry。 I might have saved myself the trouble and
the postageand a few years ago I would have done that very thing; for I
would have argued that my sudden and strong impulse to write and ask some
questions of a stranger on the under side of the globe meant that the
impulse came from that stranger; and that he would answer my questions of
his own motion if I would let him alone。
Mr。 Smythe's letter probably passed under my nose on its way to lose
three weeks traveling to America and back; and gave me a whiff of its
contents as it went along。 Letters often act like that。 Instead of the
thought coming to you in an instant from Australia; the (apparently)
unsentient letter imparts it to you as it glides invisibly past your
elbow in the mail…bag。
Next incident。 In the following monthMarchI was in America。 I spent
a Sunday at Irvington…on…the…Hudson with Mr。 John Brisben Walker; of the
Cosmopolitan magazine。 We came into New York next morning; and went to
the Century Club for luncheon。 He said some praiseful things about the
character of the club and the orderly serenity and pleasantness of its
quarters; and asked if I had never tried to acquire membership in it。
I said I had not; and that New York clubs were a continuous expense to
the country members without being of frequent use or benefit to them。
〃And now I've got an idea!〃 said I。 〃There's the Lotosthe first New
York club I was ever a member ofmy very earliest love in that line。
I have been a member of it for considerably more than twenty years; yet
have seldom had a chance to look in and see the boys。 They turn gray and
grow old while I am not watching。 And my dues go on。 I am going to
Hartford this afternoon for a day or two; but as soon as I get back I
will go to John Elderkin very privately and say: 'Remember the veteran
and confer distinction upon him; for the sake of old times。 Make me an
honorary member and abolish the tax。 If you haven't any such thing as
honorary membership; all the bettercreate it for my honor and glory。'
That would be a great thing; I will go to John Elderkin as soon as I get
back from Hartford。〃
I took the last express that afternoon; first telegraphing Mr。 F。 G。
Whitmore to come and see me next day。 When he came he asked: 〃Did you
get a letter from Mr。 John Elderkin; secretary of the Lotos Club; before
you left New York?〃
〃Then it just missed you。 If I had known you were coming I would have
kept it。 It is beautiful; and will make you proud。 The Board of
Directors; by unanimous vote; have made you a life member; and squelched
those dues; and; you are to be on hand and receive your distinction on
the night of the 30th; which is the twenty…fifth anniversary of the
founding of the club; and it will not surprise me if they have some great
times there。〃
What put the honorary membership in my head that day in the Century Club?
for I had never thought of i