the surprising adventures of baron munchausen-第7部分
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ed with the richest fruit； the like I had never tasted before。 Who knows but some passionate holy sportsman； or sporting abbot or bishop； may have shot； planted； and fixed the cross between the antlers of St。 Hubert's stag； in a manner similar to this？ They always have been； and still are； famous for plantations of crosses and antlers； and in a case of distress or dilemma； which too often happens to keen sportsmen； one is apt to grasp at anything for safety； and to try any expedient rather than miss the favourable opportunity。 I have many times found myself in that trying situation。
What do you say of this； for example？ Daylight and powder were spent one day in a Polish forest。 When I was going home a terrible bear made up to me in great speed； with open mouth； ready to fall upon me； all my pockets were searched in an instant for powder and ball； but in
vain； I found nothing but two spare flints： one I flung with all my might into the monster's open jaws； down his throat。 It gave him pain and made him turn about； so that I could level the second at his back… door； which； indeed； I did with wonderful success； for it flew in； met the first flint in the stomach； struck fire； and blew up the bear with a terrible explosion。 Though I came safe off that time； yet I should not wish to try it again； or venture against bears with no other ammunition。
There is a kind of fatality in it。 The fiercest and most dangerous animals generally came upon me when defenceless； as if they had a notion or an instinctive intimation of it。 Thus a frightful wolf rushed upon me so suddenly； and so close； that I could do nothing but follow mechanical instinct； and thrust my fist into his open mouth。 For safety's sake I pushed on and on； till my arm was fairly in up to the shoulder。 How should I disengage myself？ I was not much pleased with my awkward situationwith a wolf face to face； our ogling was not of the most pleasant kind。 If I withdrew my arm； then the animal would fly the more furiously upon me； that I saw in his flaming eyes。 In short； I laid hold of his tail； turned him inside out like a glove； and flung him to the ground； where I left him。
The same expedient would not have answered against a mad dog； which soon after came running against me in a narrow street at St。 Petersburg。 Run who can； I thought； and to do this the better； I threw off my fur cloak； and was safe within doors in an instant。 I sent my servant for the cloak； and he put it in the wardrobe with my other clothes。 The day after I was amazed and frightened by Jack's bawling； 〃For God's sake； sir； your fur cloak is mad！〃 I hastened up to him； and found almost all my clothes tossed about and torn to pieces。 The fellow was perfectly right in his apprehensions about the fur cloak's madness。 I saw him myself just then falling upon a fine full…dress suit； which he shook and tossed in an unmerciful manner。
CHAPTER V
/The effects of great activity and presence of mindA favourite hound described； which pups while pursuing a hare； the hare also litters while pursued by the houndPresented with a famous horse by Count Przobossky； with which he performs many extraordinary feats。/
All these narrow and lucky escapes； gentlemen； were chances turned to advantage by presence of mind and vigorous exertions； which； taken together； as everybody knows； make the fortunate sportsman； sailor； and soldier； but he would be a very blamable and imprudent sportsman； admiral； or general； who would always depend upon chance and his stars； without troubling himself about those arts which are their particular pursuits； and without providing the very best implements； which insure success。 I was not blamable either way； for I have always been as remarkable for the excellency of my horses； dogs； guns； and swords； as for the proper manner of using and managing them； so that upon the whole I may hope to be remembered in the forest； upon the turf； and in the field。 I shall not enter here into any detail of my stables； kennel； or armoury； but a favourite bitch of mine I cannot help mentioning to you； she was a greyhound； and I never had or saw a better。 She grew old in my service； and was not remarkable for her size； but rather for her uncommon swiftness。 I always coursed with her。 Had you seen her you must have admired her； and would not have wondered at my predilection； and at my coursing her so much。 She ran so fast； so much； and so long in my service； that she actually ran off her legs； so that； in the latter part of her life； I was under the necessity of working and using her only as a terrier； in which quality she still served me many years。
Coursing one day a hare； which appeared to me uncommonly big； I pitied my poor bitch； being big with pups； yet she would course as fast as ever。 I could follow her on horseback only at a great distance。 At once I heard a cry as it were of a pack of houndsbut so weak and faint that I hardly knew what to make of it。 Coming up to them； I was greatly surprised。 The hare had littered in running； the same had happened to my bitch in coursing； and there were just as many leverets as pups。 By instinct the former ran； the latter coursed： and thus I found myself in possession at once of six hares； and as many dogs； at the end of a course which had only begun with one。
I remember this； my wonderful bitch； with the same pleasure and tenderness as a superb Lithuanian horse； which no money could have bought。 He became mine by an accident； which gave me an opportunity of showing my horsemanship to a great advantage。 I was at Count Przobossky's noble country…seat in Lithuania； and remained with the ladies at tea in the drawing…room； while the gentlemen were down in the yard； to see a young horse of blood which had just arrived from the stud。 We suddenly heard a noise of distress； I hastened down… stairs； and found the horse so unruly； that nobody durst approach or mount him。 The most resolute horsemen stood dismayed and aghast； despondency was expressed in every countenance； when； in one leap； I was on his back； took him by surprise； and worked him quite into gentleness and obedience with the best display of horsemanship I was master of。 Fully to show this to the ladies； and save them unnecessary trouble； I forced him to leap in at one of the open windows of the tea…room； walked round several times； pace； trot； and gallop； and at last made him mount the tea…table； there to repeat his lessons in a pretty style of miniature which was exceedingly pleasing to the ladies； for he performed them amazingly well； and did not break either cup or saucer。 It placed me so high in their opinion； and so well in that of the noble lord； that； with his usual politeness； he begged I would accept of this young horse； and ride him full career to conquest and honour in the campaign against the Turks； which was soon to be opened； under the command of Count Munich。
I could not indeed have received a more agreeable present； nor a more ominous one at the opening of that campaign； in which I made my apprenticeship as a soldier。 A horse so gentle； so spirited； and so fierceat once a lamb and a Bucephalus； put me always in mind of the soldier's and the gentleman's duty！ of young Alexander； and of the astonishing things he performed in the field。
We took the field； among several other reasons； it seems； with an intention to retrieve the character of the Russian arms； which had been blemished a little by Czar Peter's last campaign on the Pruth； and this we fully accomplished by several very fatiguing and glorious campaigns under the command of that great general I mentioned before。
Modesty forbids individuals to arrogate to themselves great successes or victories； the glory of which is generally engrossed by the commandernay； which is rather awkward； by kings and queens who never smelt gunpowder but at the field…days and reviews of their troops； never saw a field of battle； or an enemy in battle array。
Nor do I claim any particular share of glory in the great engagements with the enemy。 We all did our duty； which； in the patriot's； soldier's； and gentleman's language； is a very comprehensive word； of great honour； meaning； and import； and of which the generality of idle quidnuncs and coffee…house politicians can hardly form any but a very mean and contemptible idea。 However； having had the command of a body of hussars； I went upon several expeditions； with discretionary powers； and the success I then met with is； I think； fairly and only to be placed to my account； and to that of the brave fellows whom I led on to conquest and to victory。 We had very hot work once in the van of the army； when we drove the Turks into Oczakow。 My spirited Lithuanian had almost brought me into a scrape： I had an advanced fore…post； and saw the enemy coming against me in a cloud of dust； which left me rather uncertain about their actual numbers and real intentions： to wrap myself up in a similar cloud was common prudence； but would not have much advanced my knowledge； or answered the end for which I had been sent out； therefore I let my flankers on both wings spread to the right and left and make what dust they could； and I myself led on straight upon the enemy； to have nearer sight of them： in this I was gratified； for they stood and fought； till； for fear of my flankers； they began to move off rather disorderly。 This was the moment to fall upon them with spirit； we broke them entirelymade a terrible havoc amongst them； and drove them not only back to a walled town in their rear； but even through it； contrary to our most sanguine expectation。
The swiftness of my Lithuanian enabled me to be foremost in the pursuit； and seeing the enemy fairly flying through the opposite gate； I thought it would be prudent to stop in the market…place； to order the men to rendezvous。 I stopped； gentlemen； but judge of my astonishment when in this market…place I saw not one of my hussars about me！ Are they scouring the other streets？ or what is become of them？ They could not be far off； and must； at all events； soon join me。 In that expectation I walked my panting Lithuanian to a spring in this market…place； and let him drink。 He drank uncommonly； with an eagerness not to be satisfied； but natura
