three men on the bummel(三个闲逛的人)-第19部分
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appeal to him。 It will exactly fit in with his method。 Nothing sillier；
nothing more useless for the purpose will he ever discover。 He will
smack his lips over the book； as a puppy licks up blacking。〃
The author； sacrificing art to greed； consented。 They altered the title
and added a vocabulary； but left the book otherwise as it was。
The result is known to every schoolboy。 〃Ahn〃 became the
palladium of English philological education。 If it no longer retains its
ubiquity； it is because something even less adaptable to the object in view
has been since invented。
Lest； in spite of all； the British schoolboy should obtain； even from the
like of 〃Ahn；〃 some glimmering of French； the British educational method
further handicaps him by bestowing upon him the assistance of； what is
termed in the prospectus； 〃A native gentleman。〃 This native French
gentleman； who； by…the…by； is generally a Belgian； is no doubt a most
worthy person； and can； it is true； understand and speak his own language
with tolerable fluency。 There his qualifications cease。 Invariably he is a
man with a quite remarkable inability to teach anybody anything。 Indeed；
he would seem to be chosen not so much as an instructor as an amuser of
youth。 He is always a comic figure。 No Frenchman of a dignified
appearance would be engaged for any English school。 If he possess by
nature a few harmless peculiarities； calculated to cause merriment； so
much the more is he esteemed by his employers。 The class naturally
regards him as an animated joke。 The two to four hours a week that are
deliberately wasted on this ancient farce； are looked forward to by the
boys as a merry interlude in an otherwise monotonous existence。 And
then； when the proud parent takes his son and heir to Dieppe merely to
discover that the lad does not know enough to call a cab； he abuses not the
system； but its innocent victim。
I confine my remarks to French； because that is the only language we
attempt to teach our youth。 An English boy who could speak German
would be looked down upon as unpatriotic。 Why we waste time in
teaching even French according to this method I have never been able to
understand。 A perfect unacquaintance with a language is respectable。
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But putting aside comic journalists and lady novelists； for whom it is a
business necessity； this smattering of French which we are so proud to
possess only serves to render us ridiculous。
In the German school the method is somewhat different。 One hour
every day is devoted to the same language。 The idea is not to give the
lad time between each lesson to forget what he learned at the last； the idea
is for him to get on。 There is no comic foreigner provided for his
amusement。 The desired language is taught by a German school…master
who knows it inside and out as thoroughly as he knows his own。 Maybe
this system does not provide the German youth with that perfection of
foreign accent for which the British tourist is in every land remarkable； but
it has other advantages。 The boy does not call his master 〃froggy；〃 or
〃sausage；〃 nor prepare for the French or English hour any exhibition of
homely wit whatever。 He just sits there； and for his own sake tries to
learn that foreign tongue with as little trouble to everybody concerned as
possible。 When he has left school he can talk； not about penknives and
gardeners and aunts merely； but about European politics； history；
Shakespeare； or the musical glasses； according to the turn the conversation
may take。
Viewing the German people from an Anglo…Saxon standpoint； it may
be that in this book I shall find occasion to criticise them： but on the
other hand there is much that we might learn from them； and in the matter
of common sense； as applied to education； they can give us ninety…nine in
a hundred and beat us with one hand。
The beautiful wood of the Eilenriede bounds Hanover on the south and
west； and here occurred a sad drama in which Harris took a prominent
part。
We were riding our machines through this wood on the Monday
afternoon in the company of many other cyclists； for it is a favourite resort
with the Hanoverians on a sunny afternoon； and its shady pathways are
then filled with happy； thoughtless folk。 Among them rode a young and
beautiful girl on a machine that was new。 She was evidently a novice on
the bicycle。 One felt instinctively that there would come a moment when
she would require help； and Harris； with his accustomed chivalry；
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suggested we should keep near her。 Harris； as he occasionally explains to
George and to myself； has daughters of his own； or； to speak more
correctly； a daughter； who as the years progress will no doubt cease
practising catherine wheels in the front garden； and will grow up into a
beautiful and respectable young lady。 This naturally gives Harris an
interest in all beautiful girls up to the age of thirty…five or thereabouts；
they remind him； so he says； of home。
We had ridden for about two miles； when we noticed； a little ahead of
us in a space where five ways met； a man with a hose； watering the roads。
The pipe； supported at each joint by a pair of tiny wheels； writhed after
him as he moved； suggesting a gigantic…worm； from whose open neck； as
the man； gripping it firmly in both hands； pointing it now this way； and
now that； now elevating it； now depressing it； poured a strong stream of
water at the rate of about a gallon a second。
〃What a much better method than ours；〃 observed Harris；
enthusiastically。 Harris is inclined to be chronically severe on all British
institutions。 〃How much simpler； quicker； and more economical！ You
see； one man by this method can in five minutes water a stretch of road
that would take us with our clumsy lumbering cart half an hour to cover。〃
George； who was riding behind me on the tandem； said； 〃Yes； and it is
also a method by which with a little carelessness a man could cover a good
many people in a good deal less time than they could get out of the way。〃
George； the opposite to Harris； is British to the core。 I remember
George quite patriotically indignant with Harris once for suggesting the
introduction of the guillotine into England。
〃It is so much neater；〃 said Harris。
〃I don't care if it is；〃 said George； 〃I'm an Englishman； hanging is
good enough for me。〃
〃Our water…cart may have its disadvantages；〃 continued George； 〃but it
can only make you uncomfortable about the legs； and you can avoid it。
This is the sort of machine with which a man can follow you round the
corner and upstairs。〃
〃It fascinates me to watch them；〃 said Harris。 〃They are so skilful。
I have seen a man from the corner of a crowded square in Strassburg cover
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every inch of ground； and not so much as wet an apron string。 It is
marvellous how they judge their distance。 They will send the water up to
your toes； and then bring it over your head so that it falls around your
heels。 They can〃
〃Ease up a minute；〃 said George。 I said： 〃Why？〃
He said： 〃I am going to get off and watch the rest of this show from
behind a tree。 There may be great performers in this line； as Harris says；
this particular artist appears to me to lack something。 He has just soused
a dog； and now he's busy watering a sign…post。 I am going to wait till he
has finished。〃
〃Nonsense；〃 said Harris； 〃he won't wet you。〃
〃That is precisely what I am going to make sure of；〃 answered George；
saying which he jumped off； and； taking up a position behind a remarkably
fine elm； pulled out and commenced filling his pipe。
I did not care to take the tandem on by myself； so I stepped off and
joined him； leaving the machine against a tree。 Harris shouted something
or other about our being a disgrace to the land that gave us birth； and rode
on。
The next moment I heard a woman's cry of distress。 Glancing round
the stem of the tree； I perceived that it proceeded from the young and
elegant lady before mentioned； whom； in our interest concerning the road…
waterer； we had forgotten。 She was ridi
