the decameron(十日谈)-第134部分
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speeches; shee (venting foorth manie a vehement sighe) at length
returned him this answer。
Reverend Father; I have often heard it saide: That there is not
any Fort or Castle; how strongly munited soever it bee; but by
continuall assayling; at length (of necessity) it must and will be
surprized。 Which comparison; I may full well allude to my selfe。
For; you having so long time solicited me; one while with affable
language; then againe with tokens and entisements; of such
prevailing power: as have broken the verie barricado of my former
deliberation; and yeelded mee uppe as your prisoner; to be commanded
at your pleasure for now I am onely devoted yours。
Well may you (Gentle Ladies) imagine; that this answere was not a
little welcome to the Provost; who; shrugging with conceyte of joy;
presently thus replyed。 I thanke you Madame Piccarda; and to tell
you true; I held it almost as that you could stand upon such long
resistance; considering; it never so fortuned to mee with anie
other。 And I have many times saide to my selfe; that if women were
made of silver; they hardly could be worth a pennie; because there can
scarsely one be found of so good allay; as to endure the test and
essay。 But let us breake off this frivolous conference; and resolve
upon a conclusion; How; when and where we may safely meete together。
Worthy Sir; answered Piccarda; your selfe may appoint the time
whensoever you please; because I have no Husband; to whom I should
render any account of my absence; or presence: but I am not provided
of any place。
A pretty while the Provoste stood musing; and at last saide。 A place
Madame? where can be more privacie; then in your owne house? Alas
Sir (quoth she) you know that I have two Gentlemen my brethren; who
continually are with me; and other of their friends beside: My house
also is not great; wherefore it is impossible to be there; except
you could be like a dumbe man; without speaking one word; or making
the very least noyse; beside; to remaine in darkenesse; as if you were
blinde; and who can be able to endure all these? And yet (without
these) there is no adventuring; albeit they never come into my
Chamber: but their lodging is so close to mine; as there cannot any
word be spoken; be it never so low or in whispering manner; but they
heare it very easily。 Madame said the Provoste; for one or two nights;
I can make hard shift。 Why Sir (quoth she) the matter onely
remaineth in you; for if you be silent and suffering; as already you
have heard; there is no feare at all of safty。 Let me alone Madame;
replyed the Provoste; I will be governed by your directions: but; in
any case; let us begin this night。 With all my heart; saide shee。 So
appointing him how; and when hee should come; hee parted from her; and
shee returned home to her house。
Heere I am to tell you; that this Gentlewoman had a servant; in
the nature of an old maide; not indued with any well featured face;
but instead thereof; she had the ugliest and most counterfeit
countenance; as hardly could be seene a worse。 She had a wrie mouth;
huge great lippes; foule teeth; great and blacke; a monstrous stinking
breath; her eyes bleared; and alwayes running; the complexion of her
face betweene greene and yellow; as if shee had not spent the Summer
season in the Citie; but in the parching Countrey under a hedge; and
beside all these excellent parts; shee was crooke backt; poult footed;
and went like a lame Mare in Fetters。 Her name was Ciuta; but in
regard of her flat nose; lying as low as a Beagles; shee was called
Ciutazza。 Now; notwithstanding all this deformity in her; yet she
had a singuler opinion of her selfe; as commonly all such foule
Sluts have: in regard whereof; Madame Piccarda calling her aside; thus
began。
Ciutazza; if thou wilt doe for me one nights service; I shall bestow
on thee a faire new Smocke。 When Ciutazza heard her speake of a new
Smocke; instantly she answered。 Madame; if you please to bestow a
new Smocke on me; were it to runne thorow the fire for you; or any
businesse of farre greater danger; you onely have the power to command
me; and I will doe it。 I will not (said Piccarda) urge thee to any
dangerous action; but onely to lodge in my bed this night with a
man; and give him courteous entertainement; who shall reward thee
liberally for it。 But have an especiall care that thou speake not
one word; for feare thou shouldst be heard by my Brethren; who (as
thou knowest) lodge so neere by; doe this; and then demaund thy Smocke
of me。 Madame (quoth Ciutazza) if it were to lye with sixe men; rather
then one; if you say the word; it shall be done。
When night was come; the Provoste also came according to
appointment; even when two brethren were in their lodging; they easily
heard his entrance; as Piccarda (being present with them) had informed
them。 In went the Provoste without any candle; or making the least
noise to be heard; and being in Piccardaes Chamber; went to bed:
Ciutazza tarrying not long from him; but (as her Mistresse had
instructed her) she went to bed likewise; not speaking any word at
all; and the Provoste; imagining to have her there; whom he so
highly affected; fell to imbracing and kissing Ciutazza; who was as
forward in the same manner to him; and there for a while I intend to
leave them。
When Piccarda had performed this hot piece of businesse; she
referred the effecting of the remainder to her Brethren; in such
sort as it was compacted betweene them。 Faire and softly went the
two brethren forth of their Chamber; and going to the Market place;
Fortune was more favourable to them then they could wish; in
accomplishing the issue of their intent。 For the heat being somwhat
tedious; the Lord Bishop was walking abroad very late; with purpose to
visit the Brethren at the Widdowes house; because he tooke great
delight in their company; as being good Schollers; and endued with
other singular parts beside。 Meeting with them in the open Market
place; he acquainted them with his determination; whereof they were
not a little joyfull; it jumping so justly with their intent。
Being come to the Widdowes house; they passed through a smal
nether Court; where lights stood ready to welcome him thither; and
entring into a goodly Hall; there was store of good wine and
banquetting; which the Bishop accepted in very thankefull manner:
and courteous complement being overpassed; one of the Brethren; thus
spake。 My good Lord; seeing it hath pleased you to honour our poore
Widdowed Sisters house with your presence; for which wee shall
thanke you while we live: We would intreate one favour more of you;
onely but to see a sight which we will shew you。 The Lord Bishop was
well contented with the motion: so the Brethren conducting him by
the hand; brought him into their Sisters Chamber; where the Provoste
was in bed with Ciutazza; both soundly sleeping; but enfolded in his
armes; as wearied (belike) with their former wantonning; and whereof
his age had but little need。
The Courtaines being close drawne about the bed; although the season
was exceeding hot; they having lighted Torches in their hands; drew
open the Curtaines; and shewed the Bishop his Provoste; close snugging
betweene the armes of Ciutazza。 Upon a sudden the Provoste awaked; and
seeing so great a light; as also so many people about him: shame and
feare so daunted him; that hee shrunke downe in the bed; and hid his
head。 But the Bishop being displeased at a sight so unseemely; made
him to discover his head againe; to see whom he was in bed withall。
Now the poore Provoste perceiving the Gentlewomans deceite; and the
proper hansome person so sweetly embracing him: it made him so
confounded with shame; as he had not the power to utter one word:
but having put on his cloathes by the Bishops command; hee sent him
(under sufficient guard) to his Pallace; to suffer due chastisement
for his sinne committed; and afterward he desired to know; by what
meanes hee became so favoured of Ciutazza; the whole Historie whereof;
the two brethren related at large to him。
When the Bishop had heard all the discourse; highly he commended the
wisedome of the Gentlewoman; and worthy assistance of her brethren;
who contemning to soile their hands in the blood of a Priest; rather
sought to shame him as hee deserved。 The Bishop enjoyned him a
pennance of repentance for forty dayes after; but love and disdaine
made him weepe nine and forty: Moreover; it was a long while after;
before he durst be seene abroad。 But when he came to walke the
streets; the Boyes would point their fingers at him; saying。 Behold
the Provoste that lay with Ciutazza: Which was such a wearisome life
to him; that he became (well neere) distracted in his wits。 In this
manner the honest Gentlewoman discharged her dutie; and rid her
selfe of the Provosts importunity: Ciutazza had a merry night of it;
and a new Smocke also for her labour。
THE EIGHT DAY; THE FIFT NOVELL
GIVING ADMONITION; THAT FOR THE MANAGING OF PUBLIQUE AFFAIRES; NO
OTHER PERSONS ARE OR OUGHT TO BE APPOINTED; BUT SUCH AS BE HONEST;
AND MEET TO SIT ON THE SEATE OF AUTHORITY
Three pleasant Companions; plaide a merry pranke with a Judge
(belonging to the Marquesate of Ancona) at Florence; at such time as
he sate on the Bench; and hearing criminall causes。
No sooner had Madam Aemillia finished her Novell; wherin; the
excellent wisdome of Piccarda; for so worthily punishing the luxurious
old Provoste; had generall commendations of the whole Assembly: but
the Queene; looking on Philostratus; said。 I command you next to
supply the place: whereto he made answere; that hee was both ready and
willing; and then thus began。 Honourable Ladies; the merry
Gentleman; so lately remembred by Madame Eliza; being named Maso del
Saggio; causeth me to passe over an intended Tale; which I had
resolved on when it came to my turne: to report another concerning
him; and two men more; his friendly Companions。 Which although it
may appeare to you somewhat unpleasing; in regard of a little grosse
and unmannerly behaviour: yet it will move merriment without any
offence; and that is the maine reason why I