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shaking the ink out of my pen upon the carpet�察�when my lady came in to
breakfast�察�and she started as if it had been a ghost�察�as well she might�察�when
she saw Sir Condy writing at this unseasonable hour。
'That will do very well�察�Thady��' says he to me�察�and took the paper I had
signed to�察 �without knowing what upon the earth it might be�察 �out of my
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hands�察�and walked�察�folding it up�察�to my lady。
'You are concerned in this�察�my Lady Rackrent��' said he�察�putting it into
her hands�察�'and I beg you'll keep this memorandum safe�察�and show it to
your friends the first thing you do when you get home�察�but put it in your
pocket now�察�my dear�察�and let us eat our breakfast�察�in God's name。'
'What is all this��' said my lady�察�opening the paper in great curiosity。
'It's only a bit of a memorandum of what I think becomes me to do
whenever I am able��' says my master�察�'you know my situation�察�tied hand
and foot at the present time being�察�but that can't last always�察�and when I'm
dead and gone the land will be to the good�察�Thady�察 �you know�察�and take
notice it's my intention your lady should have a clear five hundred a year
jointure out the estate afore any of my debts are paid。' 'Oh�察�please your
honour��' says I�察�'I can't expect to live to see that time�察�being now upwards
of fourscore years of age�察�and you a young man�察�and likely to continue so�察�
by the help of God。'
I was vexed to see my lady so insensible too�察�for all she said was�察�'This
is very genteel of you�察�Sir Condy。 You need not wait any longer�察�Thady。'
So I just picked up the pen and ink that had tumbled on the floor�察 �and
heard my master finish with saying�察�'You behaved very genteel to me�察�my
dear�察 �when you threw all the little you had in your power along with
yourself into my hands�察�and as I don't deny but what you may have had
some things to complain of��'to be sure he was thinking then of Judy�察�or
of the whisky´punch�察�one or t'other�察�or both��'and as I don't deny but you
may have had something to complain of�察�my dear�察�it is but fair you should
have something in the form of compensation to look forward to agreeably
in future�察�besides�察�it's an act of justice to myself�察�that none of your friends�察�
my dear�察�may ever have it to say against me�察�I married for money�察�and not
for love。'
'That is the last thing I should ever have thought of saying of you�察�Sir
Condy��' said my lady�察�looking very gracious。
'Then�察�my dear��' said Sir Condy�察�'we shall part as good friends as we
met�察�so all's right。'
I was greatly rejoiced to hear this�察�and went out of the parlour to report
it all to the kitchen。 The next morning my lady and Mrs。 Jane set out for
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Mount Juliet's Town in the jaunting´car。 Many wondered at my lady's
choosing to go away�察�considering all things�察�upon the jaunting´car�察�as if it
was only a party of pleasure�察�but they did not know till I told them that the
coach was all broke in the journey down�察�and no other vehicle but the car
to be had。 Besides�察�my lady's friends were to send their coach to meet
her at the cross´roads�察�so it was all done very proper。
My poor master was in great trouble after my lady left us。 The
execution came down�察 �and everything at Castle Rackrent was seized by
the gripers�察�and my son Jason�察�to his shame be it spoken�察�amongst them。
I wondered�察�for the life of me�察�how he could harden himself to do it�察�but
then he had been studying the law�察�and had made himself Attorney Quirk�察�
so he brought down at once a heap of accounts upon my master's head。
To cash lent�察�and to ditto�察�and to ditto�察�and to ditto and oats�察�and bills paid
at the milliner's and linen´draper's�察�and many dresses for the fancy balls in
Dublin for my lady�察�and all the bills to the workmen and tradesmen for the
scenery of the theatre�察 �and the chandler's and grocer's bills�察 �and tailor's�察�
besides butcher's and baker's�察�and�察�worse than all�察�the old one of that base
wine merchant's�察�that wanted to arrest my poor master for the amount on
the election day�察�for which amount Sir Condy afterwards passed his note
of hand�察�bearing lawful interest from the date thereof�察�and the interest and
compound interest was now mounted to a terrible deal on many other
notes and bonds for money borrowed�察�and there was�察�besides�察�hush´money
to the sub´sheriffs�察�and sheets upon sheets of old and new attorneys' bills�察�
with heavy balances�察 �'as per former account furnished��' brought forward
with interest thereon�察�then there was a powerful deal due to the Crown for
sixteen years' arrear of quit´rent of the town´lands of Carrickshaughlin�察�
with driver's fees�察�and a compliment to the receiver every year for letting
the quit´rent run on to oblige Sir Condy�察 �and Sir Kit afore him。 Then
there were bills for spirits and ribands at the election time�察 �and the
gentlemen of the committee's accounts unsettled�察 �and their subscription
never gathered�察 �and there were cows to be paid for�察 �with the smith and
farrier's bills to be set against the rent of the demesne�察�with calf and hay
money�察�then there was all the servants' wages�察�since I don't know when�察�
coming due to them�察 �and sums advanced for them by my son Jason for
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clothes�察�and boots�察�and whips�察�and odd moneys for sundries expended by
them in journeys to town and elsewhere�察�and pocket´ money for the master
continually�察 �and messengers and postage before his being a Parliament
man。 I can't myself tell you what besides�察�but this I know�察�that when the
evening came on the which Sir Condy had appointed to settle all with my
son Jason�察�and when he comes into the parlour�察�and sees the sight of bills
and load of papers all gathered on the great dining´table for him�察�he puts
his hands before both his eyes�察�and cried out�察�'Merciful Jasus� �what is it I
see before me��' Then I sets an arm´chair at the table for him�察�and with a
deal of difficulty he sits him down�察�and my son Jason hands him over the
pen and ink to sign to this man's bill and t'other man's bill�察�all which he did
without making the least objections。 Indeed�察�to give him his due�察�I never
seen a man more fair and honest�察�and easy in all his dealings�察�from first to
last�察�as Sir Condy�察�or more willing to pay every man his own as far as he
was able�察�which is as much as any one can do。
'Well��' says he�察�joking like with Jason�察�'I wish we could settle it all with
a stroke of my grey goose quill。 What signifies making me wade through
all this ocean of papers here�察�can't you now�察�who understand drawing out
an account�察�debtor and creditor�察�just sit down here at the corner of the table
and get it done out for me�察�that I may have a clear view of the balance�察�
which is all I need be talking about�察�you know��'
'Very true�察 �Sir Condy�察 �nobody understands business better than
yourself��' says Jason。
'So I've a right to do�察�being born and bred to the bar��' says Sir Condy。
'Thady�察�do step out and see are they bringing in the things for the punch�察�
for we've just done all we have to do for this evening。'
I goes out accordingly�察�and when I came back Jason was pointing to
the balance�察�which was a terrible sight to my poor master。
'Pooh� �pooh� �pooh��' says he。 'Here's so many noughts they dazzle my
eyes�察 �so they do�察 �and put me in mind of all I suffered larning of my
numeration table�察 �when I was a boy at the day´school along with you�察�
Jasonunits�察 �tens�察 �hundreds�察 �tens of hundreds。 Is the punch ready�察�
Thady��' says he�察�seeing me。
'Immediately�察 �the boy has the jug in his hand�察 �it's coming upstairs�察�
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please your honour�察�as fast as possible��' says I�察�for I saw his honour was
tired out of his life�察 �but Jason�察 �very short and cruel�察 �cuts me off with
'Don't be talking of punch yet awhile�察�it's no time for punch yet a bitunits�察�
tens�察�hundreds��' goes he on�察�counting over the master's shoulder�察�units�察�tens�察�
hundreds�察�thousands。
'A´a´ah� �hold your hand��' cries my master。 'Where in this wide
world am I to find hundreds�察�or units itself�察�let alone thousands��'
'The balance has been running on too long��' says Jason�察�sticking to him
as I could not have done at the time�察�if you'd have given both the Indies
and Cork to boot�察 �'the balance has been running on too long�察 �and I'm
distressed myself on your account�察 �Sir Condy�察 �for money�察 �and the thing
must be settled now on the spot�察�and the balance cleared off��' says Jason。
'I'll thank you if you'll only show me how��' says Sir Condy。
'There's but one way��' says Jason�察 �'and that's ready enough。 When
there's no cash�察�what can a gentleman do but go to the land��'
'How can you go to the land�察 �and it under custodiam to yours