st. ives-第47部分
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(before the days of Flora) to make myself conspicuous among the
prisoners; and I think it an extraordinary thing that I should have
encountered so few to recognise me。 But doubtless a clean chin is
a disguise in itself; and the change is great from a suit of
sulphur…yellow to fine linen; a well…fitting mouse…coloured great…
coat furred in black; a pair of tight trousers of fashionable cut;
and a hat of inimitable curl。 After all; it was more likely that I
should have recognised our visitors; than that they should have
identified the modish gentleman with the miserable prisoner in the
Castle。
I was glad to set foot on the flagstones; and to escape from the
crowd that had assembled to receive the mail。 Here we were; with
but little daylight before us; and that on Saturday afternoon; the
eve of the famous Scottish Sabbath; adrift in the New Town of
Edinburgh; and overladen with baggage。 We carried it ourselves。 I
would not take a cab; nor so much as hire a porter; who might
afterwards serve as a link between my lodgings and the mail; and
connect me again with the claret…coloured chaise and Aylesbury。
For I was resolved to break the chain of evidence for good; and to
begin life afresh (so far as regards caution) with a new character。
The first step was to find lodgings; and to find them quickly。
This was the more needful as Mr。 Rowley and I; in our smart clothes
and with our cumbrous burthen; made a noticeable appearance in the
streets at that time of the day and in that quarter of the town;
which was largely given up to fine folk; bucks and dandies and
young ladies; or respectable professional men on their way home to
dinner。
On the north side of St。 James' Square I was so happy as to spy a
bill in a third…floor window。 I was equally indifferent to cost
and convenience in my choice of a lodging … 'any port in a storm'
was the principle on which I was prepared to act; and Rowley and I
made at once for the common entrance and sealed the stair。
We were admitted by a very sour…looking female in bombazine。 I
gathered she had all her life been depressed by a series of
bereavements; the last of which might very well have befallen her
the day before; and I instinctively lowered my voice when I
addressed her。 She admitted she had rooms to let … even showed
them to us … a sitting…room and bedroom in a SUITE; commanding a
fine prospect to the Firth and Fifeshire; and in themselves well
proportioned and comfortably furnished; with pictures on the wall;
shells on the mantelpiece; and several books upon the table which I
found afterwards to be all of a devotional character; and all
presentation copies; 'to my Christian friend;' or 'to my devout
acquaintance in the Lord; Bethiah McRankine。' Beyond this my
'Christian friend' could not be made to advance: no; not even to do
that which seemed the most natural and pleasing thing in the world
… I mean to name her price … but stood before us shaking her head;
and at times mourning like the dove; the picture of depression and
defence。 She had a voice the most querulous I have ever heard; and
with this she produced a whole regiment of difficulties and
criticisms。
She could not promise an attendance。
'Well; madam;' said I; 'and what is my servant for?'
'Him?' she asked。 'Be gude to us! Is HE your servant?'
'I am sorry; ma'am; he meets with your disapproval。'
'Na; I never said that。 But he's young。 He'll be a great breaker;
I'm thinkin'。 Ay! he'll be a great responsibeelity to ye; like。
Does he attend to his releegion?'
'Yes; m'm;' returned Rowley; with admirable promptitude; and;
immediately closing his eyes; as if from habit; repeated the
following distich with more celerity than fervour:…
'Matthew; Mark; Luke and John
Bless the bed that I lie on!'
'Nhm!' said the lady; and maintained an awful silence。
'Well; ma'am;' said I; 'it seems we are never to hear the beginning
of your terms; let alone the end of them。 Come … a good movement!
and let us be either off or on。'
She opened her lips slowly。 'Ony raferences?' she inquired; in a
voice like a bell。
I opened my pocket…book and showed her a handful of bank bills。 'I
think; madam; that these are unexceptionable;' said I。
'Ye'll be wantin' breakfast late?' was her reply。
'Madam; we want breakfast at whatever hour it suits you to give it;
from four in the morning till four in the afternoon!' I cried。
'Only tell us your figure; if your mouth be large enough to let it
out!'
'I couldnae give ye supper the nicht;' came the echo。
'We shall go out to supper; you incorrigible female!' I vowed;
between laughter and tears。 'Here … this is going to end! I want
you for a landlady … let me tell you that! … and I am going to have
my way。 You won't tell me what you charge? Very well; I will do
without! I can trust you! You don't seem to know when you have a
good lodger; but I know perfectly when I have an honest landlady!
Rowley; unstrap the valises!'
Will it be credited? The monomaniac fell to rating me for my
indiscretion! But the battle was over; these were her last guns;
and more in the nature of a salute than of renewed hostilities。
And presently she condescended on very moderate terms; and Rowley
and I were able to escape in quest of supper。 Much time had;
however; been lost; the sun was long down; the lamps glimmered
along the streets; and the voice of a watchman already resounded in
the neighbouring Leith Road。 On our first arrival I had observed a
place of entertainment not far off; in a street behind the Register
House。 Thither we found our way; and sat down to a late dinner
alone。 But we had scarce given our orders before the door opened;
and a tall young fellow entered with something of a lurch; looked
about him; and approached the same table。
'Give you good evening; most grave and reverend seniors!' said he。
'Will you permit a wanderer; a pilgrim … the pilgrim of love; in
short … to come to temporary anchor under your lee? I care not who
knows it; but I have a passionate aversion from the bestial
practice of solitary feeding!'
'You are welcome; sir;' said I; 'if I may take upon me so far to
play the host in a public place。'
He looked startled; and fixed a hazy eye on me; as he sat down。
'Sir;' said he; 'you are a man not without some tincture of
letters; I perceive! What shall we drink; sir?'
I mentioned I had already called for a pot of porter。
'A modest pot … the seasonable quencher?' said he。 'Well; I do not
know but what I could look at a modest pot myself! I am; for the
moment; in precarious health。 Much study hath heated my brain;
much walking wearied my … well; it seems to be more my eyes!'
'You have walked far; I dare say?' I suggested。
'Not so much far as often;' he replied。 'There is in this city …
to which; I think; you are a stranger? Sir; to your very good
health and our better acquaintance! … there is; in this city of
Dunedin; a certain implication of streets which reflects the utmost
credit on the designer and the publicans … at every hundred yards
is seated the Judicious Tavern; so that persons of contemplative
mind are secure; at moderate distances; of refreshment。 I have
been doing a trot in that favoured quarter; favoured by art and
nature。 A few chosen comrades … enemies of publicity and friends
to wit and wine … obliged me with their society。 〃Along the cool;
sequestered vale of Register Street we kept the uneven tenor of our
way;〃 sir。'
'It struck me; as you came in … ' I began。
'O; don't make any bones about it!' he interrupted。 'Of course it
struck you! and let me tell you I was devilish lucky not to strike
myself。 When I entered this apartment I shone 〃with all the pomp
and prodigality of brandy and water;〃 as the poet Gray has in
another place expressed it。 Powerful bard; Gray! but a niminy…
piminy creature; afraid of a petticoat and a bottle … not a man;
sir; not a man! Excuse me for being so troublesome; but what the
devil have I done with my fork? Thank you; I am sure。 TEMULENTIA;
QUOAD ME IPSUM; BREVIS COLLIGO EST。 I sit and eat; sir; in a
London fog。 I should bring a link…boy to table with me; and I
would too; if the little brutes were only washed! I intend to
found a Philanthropical Society for Washing the Deserving Poor and
Shaving Soldiers。 I am pleased to observe that; although not of an
unmilitary bearing; you are apparently shaved。 In my calendar of
the virtues shaving comes next to drinking。 A gentleman may be a
low…minded ruffian without sixpence; but he will always be close
shaved。 See me; with the eye of fancy; in the chill hours of the
morning; say about a quarter to twelve; noon … see me awake! First
thing of all; without one thought of the plausible but
unsatisfactory small beer; or the healthful though insipid soda…
water; I take the deadly razor in my vacillating grasp; I proceed
to skate upon the margin of eternity。 Stimulating thought! I
bleed; perhaps; but with medicable wounds。 The stubble reaped; I
pass out of my chamber; calm but triumphant。 To employ a hackneyed
phrase; I would not call Lord Wellington my uncle! I; too; have
dared; perhaps bled; before the imminent deadly shaving…table。'
In this manner the bombastic fellow continued to entertain me all
through dinner; and by a common error of drunkards; because he had
been extremely talkative himself; leaped to the conclusion that he
had chanced on very genial company。 He told me his name; his
address; he begged we should meet again; finally he proposed that I
should dine with him in the country at an early date。
'The dinner is official;' he explained。 'The office…bearers and
Senatus