st. ives-第51部分
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case you are not I will find your places for you; and Dr。 Henry
Gray; of St。 Mary's (under whom I sit); is as good a preacher as we
have to show you。'
This put me in a quandary。 It was a degree of risk I was scarce
prepared for。 Dozens of people; who might pass me by in the street
with no more than a second look; would go on from the second to the
third; and from that to a final recognition; if I were set before
them; immobilised in a pew; during the whole time of service。 An
unlucky turn of the head would suffice to arrest their attention。
'Who is that?' they would think: 'surely I should know him!' and; a
church being the place in all the world where one has least to
think of; it was ten to one they would end by remembering me before
the benediction。 However; my mind was made up: I thanked my
obliging friend; and placed myself at his disposal。
Our way now led us into the north…east quarter of the town; among
pleasant new faubourgs; to a decent new church of a good size;
where I was soon seated by the side of my good Samaritan; and
looked upon by a whole congregation of menacing faces。 At first
the possibility of danger kept me awake; but by the time I had
assured myself there was none to be apprehended; and the service
was not in the least likely to be enlivened by the arrest of a
French spy; I had to resign myself to the task of listening to Dr。
Henry Gray。
As we moved out; after this ordeal was over; my friend was at once
surrounded and claimed by his acquaintances of the congregation;
and I was rejoiced to hear him addressed by the expected name of
Robbie。
So soon as we were clear of the crowd … 'Mr。 Robbie?' said I;
bowing。
'The very same; sir;' said he。
'If I mistake not; a lawyer?'
'A writer to His Majesty's Signet; at your service。'
'It seems we were predestined to be acquaintances!' I exclaimed。
'I have here a card in my pocket intended for you。 It is from my
family lawyer。 It was his last word; as I was leaving; to ask to
be remembered kindly; and to trust you would pass over so informal
an introduction。'
And I offered him the card。
'Ay; ay; my old friend Daniel!' says he; looking on the card。 'And
how does my old friend Daniel?'
I gave a favourable view of Mr。 Romaine's health。
'Well; this is certainly a whimsical incident;' he continued。 'And
since we are thus met already … and so much to my advantage! … the
simplest thing will be to prosecute the acquaintance instantly。
Let me propose a snack between sermons; a bottle of my particular
green seal … and when nobody is looking we can talk blazons; Mr。
Ducie!' … which was the name I then used and had already
incidentally mentioned; in the vain hope of provoking a return in
kind。
'I beg your pardon; sir: do I understand you to invite me to your
house?' said I。
'That was the idea I was trying to convey;' said he。 'We have the
name of hospitable people up here; and I would like you to try
mine。'
'Mr。 Robbie; I shall hope to try it some day; but not yet;' I
replied。 'I hope you will not misunderstand me。 My business;
which brings me to your city; is of a peculiar kind。 Till you
shall have heard it; and; indeed; till its issue is known; I should
feel as if I had stolen your invitation。'
'Well; well;' said he; a little sobered; 'it must be as you wish;
though you would hardly speak otherwise if you had committed
homicide! Mine is the loss。 I must eat alone; a very pernicious
thing for a person of my habit of body; content myself with a pint
of skinking claret; and meditate the discourse。 But about this
business of yours: if it is so particular as all that; it will
doubtless admit of no delay。'
'I must confess; sir; it presses;' I acknowledged。
'Then; let us say to…morrow at half…past eight in the morning;'
said he; 'and I hope; when your mind is at rest (and it does you
much honour to take it as you do); that you will sit down with me
to the postponed meal; not forgetting the bottle。 You have my
address?' he added; and gave it me … which was the only thing I
wanted。
At last; at the level of York Place; we parted with mutual
civilities; and I was free to pursue my way; through the mobs of
people returning from church; to my lodgings in St。 James' Square。
Almost at the house door whom should I overtake but my landlady in
a dress of gorgeous severity; and dragging a prize in her wake: no
less than Rowley; with the cockade in his hat; and a smart pair of
tops to his boots! When I said he was in the lady's wake I spoke
but in metaphor。 As a matter of fact he was squiring her; with the
utmost dignity; on his arm; and I followed them up the stairs;
smiling to myself。
Both were quick to salute me as soon as I was perceived; and Mrs。
McRankine inquired where I had been。 I told her boastfully; giving
her the name of the church and the divine; and ignorantly supposing
I should have gained caste。 But she soon opened my eyes。 In the
roots of the Scottish character there are knots and contortions
that not only no stranger can understand; but no stranger can
follow; he walks among explosives; and his best course is to throw
himself upon their mercy … 'Just as I am; without one plea;' a
citation from one of the lady's favourite hymns。
The sound she made was unmistakable in meaning; though it was
impossible to be written down; and I at once executed the manoeuvre
I have recommended。
'You must remember I am a perfect stranger in your city;' said I。
'If I have done wrong; it was in mere ignorance; my dear lady; and
this afternoon; if you will be so good as to take me; I shall
accompany YOU。'
But she was not to be pacified at the moment; and departed to her
own quarters murmuring。
'Well; Rowley;' said I; 'and have you been to church?'
'If you please; sir;' he said。
'Well; you have not been any less unlucky than I have;' I returned。
'And how did you get on with the Scottish form?'
'Well; sir; it was pretty 'ard; the form was; and reether narrow;'
he replied。 'I don't know w'y it is; but it seems to me like as if
things were a good bit changed since William Wallace! That was a
main queer church she took me to; Mr。 Anne! I don't know as I
could have sat it out; if she 'adn't 'a' give me peppermints。 She
ain't a bad one at bottom; the old girl; she do pounce a bit; and
she do worry; but; law bless you; Mr。 Anne; it ain't nothink really
… she don't MEAN it。 W'y; she was down on me like a 'undredweight
of bricks this morning。 You see; last night she 'ad me in to
supper; and; I beg your pardon; sir; but I took the freedom of
playing her a chune or two。 She didn't mind a bit; so this morning
I began to play to myself; and she flounced in; and flew up; and
carried on no end about Sunday!'
'You see; Rowley;' said I; 'they're all mad up here; and you have
to humour them。 See and don't quarrel with Mrs。 McRankine; and;
above all; don't argue with her; or you'll get the worst of it。
Whatever she says; touch your forelock and say; 〃If you please!〃 or
〃I beg pardon; ma'am。〃 And let me tell you one thing: I am sorry;
but you have to go to church with her again this afternoon。 That's
duty; my boy!'
As I had foreseen; the bells had scarce begun before Mrs。 McRankine
presented herself to be our escort; upon which I sprang up with
readiness and offered her my arm。 Rowley followed behind。 I was
beginning to grow accustomed to the risks of my stay in Edinburgh;
and it even amused me to confront a new churchful。 I confess the
amusement did not last until the end; for if Dr。 Gray were long;
Mr。 McCraw was not only longer; but more incoherent; and the matter
of his sermon (which was a direct attack; apparently; on all the
Churches of the world; my own among the number); where it had not
the tonic quality of personal insult; rather inclined me to
slumber。 But I braced myself for my life; kept up Rowley with the
end of a pin; and came through it awake; but no more。
Bethiah was quite conquered by this 'mark of grace;' though; I am
afraid; she was also moved by more worldly considerations。 The
first is; the lady had not the least objection to go to church on
the arm of an elegantly dressed young gentleman; and be followed by
a spruce servant with a cockade in his hat。 I could see it by the
way she took possession of us; found us the places in the Bible;
whispered to me the name of the minister; passed us lozenges; which
I (for my part) handed on to Rowley; and at each fresh attention
stole a little glance about the church to make sure she was
observed。 Rowley was a pretty boy; you will pardon me if I also
remembered that I was a favourable…looking young man。 When we grow
elderly; how the room brightens; and begins to look as it ought to
look; on the entrance of youth; grace; health; and comeliness! You
do not want them for yourself; perhaps not even for your son; but
you look on smiling; and when you recall their images … again; it
is with a smile。 I defy you to see or think of them and not smile
with an infinite and intimate; but quite impersonal; pleasure。
Well; either I know nothing of women; or that was the case with
Bethiah McRankine。 She had been to church with a cockade behind
her; on the one hand; on the other; her house was brightened by the
presence of a pair of good…looking young fellows of the other sex;
who were always pleased and deferential in her society and accepted
her views as final。
These were sentiments to be encouraged; and; on the way home from
church … if church it could be called … I adopted a most insidious
device to magnify her interest。 I took her into the confidence;
that is; of my love affair; and I had no sooner mentione