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edification but audible to the whole table�察�that if he went on in that way�察�
she never would think of him otherwise than as a friend�察�though as that she
must always regard him。 At this terrible threat the young gentleman
became calm�察�and the young lady�察�overcome by the revulsion of feeling�察�
instantaneously fainted。
Mr。 Griggins's spirits were slightly depressed for a short period by this
unlooked´for result of such a harmless pleasantry�察 �but being promptly
elevated by the attentions of the host and several glasses of wine�察�he soon
recovered�察 �and became even more vivacious than before�察 �insomuch that
the stout gentleman previously referred to�察�assured us that although he had
known him since he was THAT high ��something smaller than a nutmeg´
grater���察�he had never beheld him in such excellent cue。
When the round game and several games at blind man's buff which
followed it were all over�察 �and we were going down to supper�察 �the
inexhaustible Mr。 Griggins produced a small sprig of mistletoe from his
waistcoat pocket�察 �and commenced a general kissing of the assembled
females�察�which occasioned great commotion and much excitement。 We
observed that several young gentlemen ´ including the young gentleman
with the pale countenance ´ were greatly scandalised at this indecorous
proceeding�察 �and talked very big among themselves in corners�察 �and we
observed too�察 �that several young ladies when remonstrated with by the
aforesaid young gentlemen�察 �called each other to witness how they had
struggled�察 �and protested vehemently that it was very rude�察 �and that they
were surprised at Mrs。 Brown's allowing it�察�and that they couldn't bear it�察�
and had no patience with such impertinence。 But such is the gentle and
forgiving nature of woman�察�that although we looked very narrowly for it�察�
we could not detect the slightest harshness in the subsequent treatment of
Mr。 Griggins。 Indeed�察�upon the whole�察�it struck us that among the ladies
he seemed rather more popular than before� �
To recount all the drollery of Mr。 Griggins at supper�察�would fill such a
tiny volume as this�察 �to the very bottom of the outside cover。 How he
drank out of other people's glasses�察�and ate of other people's bread�察�how he
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frightened into screaming convulsions a little boy who was sitting up to
supper in a high chair�察 �by sinking below the table and suddenly
reappearing with a mask on�察 �how the hostess was really surprised that
anybody could find a pleasure in tormenting children�察 �and how the host
frowned at the hostess�察�and felt convinced that Mr。 Griggins had done it
with the very best intentions�察 �how Mr。 Griggins explained�察 �and how
everybody's good´humour was restored but the child's�察 � to tell these and a
hundred other things ever so briefly�察�would occupy more of our room and
our readers' patience�察 �than either they or we can conveniently spare。
Therefore we change the subject�察�merely observing that we have offered
no description of the funny young gentleman's personal appearance�察�
believing that almost every society has a Griggins of its own�察�and leaving
all readers to supply the deficiency�察 �according to the particular
circumstances of their particular case。
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THE THEATRICAL YOUNG
GENTLEMAN
All gentlemen who love the drama ´ and there are few gentlemen who
are not attached to the most intellectual and rational of all our amusements
´ do not come within this definition。 As we have no mean relish for
theatrical entertainments ourself�察 �we are disinterestedly anxious that this
should be perfectly understood。
The theatrical young gentleman has early and important information
on all theatrical topics。 'Well��' says he�察�abruptly�察�when you meet him in
the street�察�'here's a pretty to´do。 Flimkins has thrown up his part in the
melodrama at the Surrey。' ´ 'And what's to be done��' you inquire with as
much gravity as you can counterfeit。 'Ah�察 �that's the point��' replies the
theatrical young gentleman�察 �looking very serious�察 �'Boozle declines it�察�
positively declines it。 From all I am told�察�I should say it was decidedly in
Boozle's line�察�and that he would be very likely to make a great hit in it�察�but
he objects on the ground of Flimkins having been put up in the part first�察�
and says no earthly power shall induce him to take the character。 It's a
fine part�察�too ´ excellent business�察�I'm told。 He has to kill six people in the
course of the piece�察�and to fight over a bridge in red fire�察�which is as safe a
card�察�you know�察�as can be。 Don't mention it�察�but I hear that the last scene�察�
when he is first poisoned�察 �and then stabbed�察 �by Mrs。 Flimkins as
Vengedora�察�will be the greatest thing that has been done these many years。'
With this piece of news�察�and laying his finger on his lips as a caution for
you not to excite the town with it�察�the theatrical young gentleman hurries
away。
The theatrical young gentleman�察 �from often frequenting the different
theatrical establishments�察�has pet and familiar names for them all。 Thus
Covent´Garden is the garden�察 �Drury´Lane the lane�察 �the Victoria the vic�察�
and the Olympic the pic。 Actresses�察�too�察�are always designated by their
surnames only�察�as Taylor�察�Nisbett�察�Faucit�察�Honey�察�that talented and lady´
like girl Sheriff�察�that clever little creature Horton�察�and so on。 In the same
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manner he prefixes Christian names when he mentions actors�察�as Charley
Young�察�Jemmy Buckstone�察�Fred。 Yates�察�Paul Bedford。 When he is at a
loss for a Christian name�察�the word 'old' applied indiscriminately answers
quite as well�此 �as old Charley Matthews at Vestris's�察�old Harley�察�and old
Braham。 He has a great knowledge of the private proceedings of
actresses�察�especially of their getting married�察�and can tell you in a breath
half´a´dozen who have changed their names without avowing it。
Whenever an alteration of this kind is made in the playbills�察�he will remind
you that he let you into the secret six months ago。
The theatrical young gentleman has a great reverence for all that is
connected with the stage department of the different theatres。 He would�察�at
any time�察�prefer going a street or two out of his way�察�to omitting to pass a
stage´entrance�察�into which he always looks with a curious and searching
eye。 If he can only identify a popular actor in the street�察�he is in a perfect
transport of delight�察�and no sooner meets him�察�than he hurries back�察�and
walks a few paces in front of him�察�so that he can turn round from time to
time�察�and have a good stare at his features。 He looks upon a theatrical´
fund dinner as one of the most enchanting festivities ever known�察 �and
thinks that to be a member of the Garrick Club�察�and see so many actors in
their plain clothes�察�must be one of the highest gratifications the world can
bestow。
The theatrical young gentleman is a constant half´price visitor at one
or other of the theatres�察 �and has an infinite relish for all pieces which
display the fullest resources of the establishment。 He likes to place implicit
reliance upon the play´bills when he goes to see a show´piece�察�and works
himself up to such a pitch of enthusiasm�察�as not only to believe ��if the bills
say so�� that there are three hundred and seventy´five people on the stage at
one time in the last scene�察 �but is highly indignant with you�察 �unless you
believe it also。 He considers that if the stage be opened from the foot´
lights to the back wall�察�in any new play�察�the piece is a triumph of dramatic
writing�察 �and applauds accordingly。 He has a great notion of trap´doors
too�察�and thinks any character going down or coming up a trap ��no matter
whether he be an angel or a demon ´ they both do it occasionally�� one of
the most interesting feats in the whole range of scenic illusion。
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Besides these acquirements�察 �he has several veracious accounts to
communicate of the private manners and customs of different actors�察�
which�察 �during the pauses of a quadrille�察 �he usually communicates to his
partner�察�or imparts to his neighbour at a supper table。 Thus he is advised�察�
that Mr。 Liston always had a footman in gorgeous livery waiting at the
side´scene with a brandy bottle and tumbler�察�to administer half a pint or so
of spirit to him every time he came off�察�without which assistance he must
infallibly have fainted。 He knows for a fact�察�that