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way at once; that it served my turn almost as well。  I had not

hopped far before I perceived a tall young gentleman in a silk

waistcoat; with a wing on his left heel; a garland on his head;

and a caduceus in his right hand。'3' I thought I had seen this

person before; but had not time to recollect where; when he

called out to me and asked me how long I had been departed。  I

answered I was just come forth。  〃You must not stay here;〃

replied he; 〃unless you had been murdered:  in which case;

indeed; you might have been suffered to walk some time; but if

you died a natural death you must set out for the other world

immediately。〃  I desired to know the way。  〃O;〃 cried the

gentleman; 〃I will show you to the inn whence the stage proceeds;

for I am the porter。  Perhaps you never heard of memy name is

Mercury。〃  〃Sure; sir;〃 said I; 〃I have seen you at the play…

house。〃  Upon which he smiled; and; without satisfying me as to

that point; walked directly forward; bidding me hop after him。  I

obeyed him; and soon found myself in Warwick…lane; where Mercury;

making a full stop; pointed at a particular house; where he bade

me enquire for the stage; and; wishing me a good journey; took

his leave; saying he must go seek after other customers。



'3' This is the dress in which the god appears to mortals at the

theaters。  One of the offices attributed to this god by the 

ancients; was to collect the ghosts as a shepherd doth a flock of

sheep; and drive them with his wand into the other world。





I arrived just as the coach was setting out; and found I had no

reason for inquiry; for every person seemed to know my business

the moment I appeared at the door:  the coachman told me his

horses were to; but that he had no place left; however; though

there were already six; the passengers offered to make room for

me。  I thanked them; and ascended without much ceremony。  We

immediately began our journey; being seven in number; for; as the

women wore no hoops; three of them were but equal to two men。 

Perhaps; reader; thou mayest be pleased with an account of this

whole equipage; as peradventure thou wilt not; while alive; see

any such。  The coach was made by an eminent toyman; who is well

known to deal in immaterial substance; that being the matter of

which it was compounded。  The work was so extremely fine; that it

was entirely invisible to the human eye。  The horses which drew

this extraordinary vehicle were all spiritual; as well as the

passengers。  They had; indeed; all died in the service of a

certain postmaster; and as for the coachman; who was a very thin

piece of immaterial substance; he had the honor while alive of

driving the Great Peter; or Peter the Great; in whose service his

soul; as well as body; was almost starved to death。  Such was the

vehicle in which I set out; and now; those who are not willing to

travel on with me may; if they please; stop here; those who are;

must proceed to the subsequent chapters; in which this journey is

continued。





CHAPTER II



In which the author first refutes some idle opinions concerning 

spirits; and then the passengers relate their several deaths。



It is the common opinion that spirits; like owls; can see in the

dark; nay; and can then most easily be perceived by others。  For

which reason; many persons of good understanding; to prevent

being terrified with such objects; usually keep a candle burning

by them; that the light may prevent their seeing。  Mr。 Locke; in

direct opposition to this; hath not doubted to assert that you

may see a spirit in open daylight full as well as in the darkest

night。



It was very dark when we set out from the inn; nor could we see

any more than if every soul of us had been alive。  We had

traveled a good way before any one offered to open his mouth;

indeed; most of the company were fast asleep;'4' but; as I could

not close my own eyes; and perceived the spirit who sat opposite

to me to be likewise awake; I began to make overtures of

conversation; by complaining HOW DARK IT WAS。  〃And extremely

cold too;〃 answered my fellow traveler; 〃though; I thank God; as

I have no body; I feel no inconvenience from it:  but you will

believe; sir; that this frosty air must seem very sharp to one

just issued forth out of an oven; for such was the inflamed

habitation I am lately departed from。〃  〃How did you come to your

end; sir?〃 said I。  〃I was murdered; sir;〃 answered the

gentleman。  〃I am surprised then;〃 replied I; 〃that you did not

divert yourself by walking up and down and playing some merry

tricks with the murderer。〃  〃Oh; sir;〃 returned he; 〃I had not

that privilege; I was lawfully put to death。  In short; a

physician set me on fire; by giving me medicines to throw out my

distemper。  I died of a hot regimen; as they call it; in the

small…pox。〃



'4' Those who have read of the gods sleeping in Homer will not 

be surprised at this happening to spirits。



One of the spirits at that word started up and cried out; 〃The

small…pox! bless me!  I hope I am not in company with that

distemper; which I have all my life with such caution avoided;

and have so happily escaped hitherto!〃  This fright set all the

passengers who were awake into a loud laughter; and the

gentleman; recollecting himself; with some confusion; and not

without blushing; asked pardon; crying; 〃I protest I dreamed that

I was alive。〃  〃Perhaps; sir;〃 said I; 〃you died of that

distemper; which therefore made so strong an impression on you。〃 

〃No; sir;〃 answered he; 〃I never had it in my life; but the

continual and dreadful apprehension it kept me so long under

cannot; I see; be so immediately eradicated。  You must know;

sir; I avoided coming to London for thirty years together; for

fear of the small…pox; till the most urgent business brought me

thither about five days ago。  I was so dreadfully afraid of this

disease that I refused the second night of my arrival to sup with

a friend whose wife had recovered of it several months before;

and the same evening got a surfeit by eating too many muscles;

which brought me into this good company。〃



〃I will lay a wager;〃 cried the spirit who sat next him; 〃there

is not one in the coach able to guess my distemper。〃  I desired

the favor of him to acquaint us with it; if it was so uncommon。 

〃Why; sir;〃 said he; 〃I died of honor。〃 〃Of honor; sir!〃

repeated I; with some surprise。  〃Yes; sir;〃 answered the spirit;

〃of honor; for I was killed in a duel。〃



〃For my part;〃 said a fair spirit; 〃I was inoculated last summer;

and had the good fortune to escape with a very few marks on my

face。  I esteemed myself now perfectly happy; as I imagined I had

no restraint to a full enjoyment of the diversions of the town;

but within a few days after my coming up I caught cold by

overdancing myself at a ball; and last night died of a violent

fever。〃



After a short silence which now ensued; the fair spirit who spoke

last; it being now daylight; addressed herself to a female who

sat next her; and asked her to what chance they owed the

happiness of her company。  She answered; she apprehended to a

consumption; but the physicians were not agreed concerning her

distemper; for she left two of them in a very hot dispute about

it when she came out of her body。  〃And pray; madam;〃 said the

same spirit to the sixth passenger; 〃How came you to leave the

other world?〃  But that female spirit; screwing up her mouth;

answered; she wondered at the curiosity of some people; that

perhaps persons had already heard some reports of her death;

which were far from being true; that; whatever was the occasion

of it; she was glad at being delivered from a world in which she

had no pleasure; and where there was nothing but nonsense and

impertinence; particularly among her own sex; whose loose conduct

she had long been entirely ashamed of。



The beauteous spirit; perceiving her question gave offense;

pursued it no farther。  She had indeed all the sweetness and

good…humor which are so extremely amiable (when found) in that

sex which tenderness most exquisitely becomes。  Her countenance

displayed all the cheerfulness; the good…nature; and the modesty;

which diffuse such brightness round the beauty of Seraphina;'5'

awing every beholder with respect; and; at the same time;

ravishing him with admiration。  Had it not been indeed for our

conversation on the small…pox; I should have imagined we had been

honored with her identical presence。  This opinion might have

been heightened by the good sense she uttered whenever she spoke;

by the delicacy of her sentiments; and the complacence of her

behavior; together with a certain dignity which attended every

look; word; and gesture; qualities which could not fail making an

impression on a heart'6' so capable of receiving it as mine; nor

was she long in raising in me a very violent degree of seraphic

love。  I do not intend by this; that sort of love which men are

very properly said to make to women in the lower world; and which

seldom lasts any longer than while it is making。  I mean by

seraphic love an extreme delicacy and tenderness of friendship;

of which; my worthy reader; if thou hast no conception; as it is

probable thou mayest not; my endeavor to instruct thee would be

as fruitless as it would be to explain the most difficult

problems of Sir Isaac Newton to one ignorant of vulgar

arithmetic。



'5' A particular lady of quality is meant here; but every lady 

of quality; or no quality; are welcome to apply the character to 

themselves。



'6' We have before made an apology for this language; which  we

here repeat for the last time; though the heart may; we hope; be

metaphorically used here with more propriety than when we apply

those passions to the body which belong to the soul。





To return therefore to matters comprehensible by all

understandings:  the discourse now turned on the vanity; 

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