five children and it-第21部分
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which the keeper had brought her mushrooms that morning; and had
tied up Robert's head with it so that he could be the wounded hero
who had saved the bandit captain's life the day before; he cheered
up wonderfully。 All were soon armed。 Bows and arrows slung on the
back look well; and umbrellas and cricket stumps stuck through the
belt give a fine impression of the wearer's being armed to the
teeth。 The white cotton hats that men wear in the country nowadays
have a very brigandish effect when a few turkey's feathers are
stuck in them。 The Lamb's mail…cart was covered with a
red…and…blue checked tablecloth; and made an admirable
baggage…wagon。 The Lamb asleep inside it was not at all in the
way。 So the banditti set out along the road that led to the
sand…pit。
'We ought to be near the Sammyadd;' said Cyril; 'in case we think
of anything suddenly。'
It is all very well to make up your minds to play bandits … or
chess; or ping…pong; or any other agreeable game … but it is not
easy to do it with spirit when all the wonderful wishes you can
think of; or can't think of; are waiting for you round the corner。
The game was dragging a little; and some of the bandits were
beginning to feel that the others were disagreeable things; and
were saying so candidly; when the baker's boy came along the road
with loaves in a basket。 The opportunity was not one to be lost。
'Stand and deliver!' cried Cyril。
'Your money or your life!' said Robert。
And they stood on each side of the baker's boy。 Unfortunately; he
did not seem to enter into the spirit of the thing at all。 He was
a baker's boy of an unusually large size。 He merely said:
'Chuck it now; d'ye hear!' and pushed the bandits aside most
disrespectfully。
Then Robert lassoed him with jane's skipping…rope; and instead of
going round his shoulders; as Robert intended; it went round his
feet and tripped him up。 The basket was upset; the beautiful new
loaves went bumping and bouncing all over the dusty chalky road。
The girls ran to pick them up; and all in a moment Robert and the
baker's boy were fighting it out; man to man; with Cyril to see
fair play; and the skipping…rope twisting round their legs like an
interested snake that wished to be a peacemaker。 It did not
succeed; indeed the way the boxwood handles sprang up and hit the
fighters on the shins and ankles was not at all peace…making。 I
know this is the second fight … or contest … in this chapter; but
I can't help it。 It was that sort of day。 You know yourself there
are days when rows seem to keep on happening; quite without your
meaning them to。 If I were a writer of tales of adventure such as
those which used to appear in The Boys of England when I was young;
of course I should be able to describe the fight; but I cannot do
it。 I never can see what happens during a fight; even when it is
only dogs。 Also; if I had been one of these Boys of England
writers; Robert would have got the best of it。 But I am like
George Washington … I cannot tell a lie; even about a cherry…tree;
much less about a fight; and I cannot conceal from you that Robert
was badly beaten; for the second time that day。 The baker's boy
blacked his other eye; and; being ignorant of the first rules of
fair play and gentlemanly behaviour; he also pulled Robert's hair;
and kicked him on the knee。 Robert always used to say he could
have licked the butcher if it hadn't been for the girls。 But I am
not sure。 Anyway; what happened was this; and very painful it was
to self…respecting boys。
Cyril was just tearing off his coat so as to help his brother in
proper style; when Jane threw her arms round his legs and began to
cry and ask him not to go and be beaten too。 That 'too' was very
nice for Robert; as you can imagine … but it was nothing to what he
felt when Anthea rushed in between him and the baker's boy; and
caught that unfair and degraded fighter round the waist; imploring
him not to fight any more。
'Oh; don't hurt my brother any more!' she said in floods of tears。
'He didn't mean it … it's only play。 And I'm sure he's very
sorry。'
You see how unfair this was to Robert。 Because; if the baker's boy
had had any right and chivalrous instincts; and had yielded to
Anthea's pleading and accepted her despicable apology; Robert could
not; in honour; have done anything to him at a future time。 But
Robert's fears; if he had any; were soon dispelled。 Chivalry was
a stranger to the breast of the baker's boy。 He pushed Anthea away
very roughly; and he chased Robert with kicks and unpleasant
conversation right down the road to the sand…pit; and there; with
one last kick; he landed him in a heap of sand。
'I'D larn you; you young varmint!' he said; and went off to pick up
his loaves and go about his business。 Cyril; impeded by Jane;
could do nothing without hurting her; for she clung round his legs
with the strength of despair。 The baker's boy went off red and
damp about the face; abusive to the last; he called them a pack of
silly idiots; and disappeared round the corner。 Then jane's grasp
loosened。 Cyril turned away in silent dignity to follow Robert;
and the girls followed him; weeping without restraint。
It was not a happy party that flung itself down in the sand beside
the sobbing Robert。 For Robert was sobbing … mostly with rage。
Though of course I know that a really heroic boy is always dry…eyed
after a fight。 But then he always wins; which had not been the
case with Robert。
Cyril was angry with Jane; Robert was furious with Anthea; the
girls were miserable; and not one of the four was pleased with the
baker's boy。 There was; as French writers say; 'a silence full of
emotion'。
Then Robert dug his toes and his hands into the sand and wriggled
in his rage。 'He'd better wait till I'm grown up … the cowardly
brute! Beast! … I hate him! But I'll pay him out。 just because
he's bigger than me。'
'You began;' said Jane incautiously。
'I know I did; silly … but I was only rotting … and he kicked me …
look here …'
Robert tore down a stocking and showed a purple bruise touched up
with red。 'I only wish I was bigger than him; that's all。'
He dug his fingers in the sand; and sprang up; for his hand had
touched something furry。 It was the Psammead; of course … 'On the
look…out to make sillies of them as usual;' as Cyril remarked
later。 And of course the next moment Robert's wish was granted;
and he was bigger than the baker's boy。 Oh; but much; much bigger。
He was bigger than the big policeman who used to be at the crossing
at the Mansion House years ago … the one who was so kind in helping
old ladies over the crossing … and he was the biggest man I have
ever seen; as well as the kindest。 No one had a foot…rule in its
pocket; so Robert could not be measured … but he was taller than
your father would be if he stood on your mother's head; which I am
sure he would never be unkind enough to do。 He must have been ten
or eleven feet high; and as broad as a boy of that height ought to
be。 his Norfolk suit had fortunately grown too; and now he stood
up in it … with one of his enormous stockings turned down to show
the gigantic bruise on his vast leg。 Immense tears of fury still
stood on his flushed giant face。 He looked so surprised; and he
was so large to be wearing an Eton collar; that the others could
not help laughing。
'The Sammyadd's done us again;' said Cyril。
'Not us … ME;' said Robert。 'If you'd got any decent feeling you'd
try to make it make you the same size。 You've no idea how silly it
feels;' he added thoughtlessly。
'And I don't want to; I can jolly well see how silly it looks;'
Cyril was beginning; but Anthea said:
'Oh; DON'T! I don't know what's the matter with you boys to…day。
Look here; Squirrel; let's play fair。 It is hateful for poor old
Bobs; all alone up there。 Let's ask the Sammyadd for another wish;
and; if it will; I do really think we ought to be made the same
size。'
The others agreed; but not gaily; but when they found the Psammead;
it wouldn't。
'Not I;' it said crossly; rubbing its face with its feet。 He's a
rude violent boy; and it'll do him good to be the wrong size for a
bit。 What did he want to come digging me out with his nasty wet
hands for? He nearly touched me! He's a perfect savage。 A boy of
the Stone Age would have had more sense。'
Robert's hands had indeed been wet … with tears。
'Go away and leave me in peace; do;' the Psammead went on。 'I
can't think why you don't wish for something sensible … something
to eat or drink; or good manners; or good tempers。 Go along with
you; do!'
It almost snarled as it shook its whiskers; and turned a sulky
brown back on them。 The most hopeful felt that further parley was
vain。 They turned again to the colossal Robert。
'Whatever shall we do?' they said; and they all said it。
'First;' said Robert grimly; 'I'm going to reason with that baker's
boy。 I shall catch him at the end of the road。'
'Don't hit a chap littler than yourself; old man;' said Cyril。
'Do I look like hitting him?' said Robert scornfully。 'Why; I
should KILL him。 But I'll give him something to remember。 Wait
till I pull up my stocking。' He pulled up his stocking; which was
as large as a small bolster…case; and strode off。 His strides were
six or seven feet long; so that it was quite easy for him to be at
the bottom of the hill; ready to meet the baker's boy when he came
down swinging the empty basket to meet his master's cart; which had
been leaving bread at the cottages along the road。
Robert crouched behind a haystack in the farmyard; that is at the
corner; and when he heard the boy come whistling along; he jumped
out at him and caught him by the collar。
'Now;' he said; and his voice was about four times its