five children and it-第8部分
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tablespoon with desperate suddenness; hit Cyril heavily on the head
with it; and then cried because it was taken away from him。 He put
his fat fist in his bread…and…milk; and demanded 'nam'; which was
only allowed for tea。 He sang; he put his feet on the table … he
clamoured to 'go walky'。 The conversation was something like this:
'Look here … about that Sand…fairy … Look out! … he'll have the
milk over。'
Milk removed to a safe distance。
'Yes … about that Fairy … No; Lamb dear; give Panther the narky
poon。'
Then Cyril tried。 'Nothing we've had yet has turned out … He
nearly had the mustard that time!'
'I wonder whether we'd better wish … Hullo! you've done it now; my
boy!' And; in a flash of glass and pink baby…paws; the bowl of
golden carp in the middle of the table rolled on its side; and
poured a flood of mixed water and goldfish into the Baby's lap and
into the laps of the others。
Everyone was almost as much upset as the goldfish: the Lamb only
remaining calm。 When the pool on the floor had been mopped up; and
the leaping; gasping goldfish had been collected and put back in
the water; the Baby was taken away to be entirely redressed by
Martha; and most of the others had to change completely。 The
pinafores and jackets that had been bathed in goldfish…and…water
were hung out to dry; and then it turned out that Jane must either
mend the dress she had torn the day before or appear all day in her
best petticoat。 It was white and soft and frilly; and trimmed with
lace; and very; very pretty; quite as pretty as a frock; if not
more so。 Only it was NOT a frock; and Martha's word was law。 She
wouldn't let Jane wear her best frock; and she refused to listen
for a moment to Robert's suggestion that Jane should wear her best
petticoat and call it a dress。
'It's not respectable;' she said。 And when people say that; it's
no use anyone's saying anything。 You will find this out for
yourselves some day。
So there was nothing for it but for Jane to mend her frock。 The
hole had been torn the day before when she happened to tumble down
in the High Street of Rochester; just where a water…cart had passed
on its silvery way。 She had grazed her knee; and her stocking was
much more than grazed; and her dress was cut by the same stone
which had attended to the knee and the stocking。 Of course the
others were not such sneaks as to abandon a comrade in misfortune;
so they all sat on the grass…plot round the sundial; and Jane
darned away for dear life。 The Lamb was still in the hands of
Martha having its clothes changed; so conversation was possible。
Anthea and Robert timidly tried to conceal their inmost thought;
which was that the Psammead was not to be trusted; but Cyril said:
'Speak out … say what you've got to say … I hate hinting; and
〃don't know〃; and sneakish ways like that。'
So then Robert said; as in honour bound: 'Sneak yourself … Anthea
and me weren't so goldfishy as you two were; so we got changed
quicker; and we've had time to think it over; and if you ask me …'
'I didn't ask you;' said Jane; biting off a needleful of thread as
she had always been strictly forbidden to do。
'I don't care who asks or who doesn't;' said Robert; but Anthea and
I think the Sammyadd is a spiteful brute。 If it can give us our
wishes I suppose it can give itself its own; and I feel almost sure
it wishes every time that our wishes shan't do us any good。 Let's
let the tiresome beast alone; and just go and have a jolly good
game of forts; on our own; in the chalk…pit。'
(You will remember that the happily situated house where these
children were spending their holidays lay between a chalk…quarry
and a gravel…pit。)
Cyril and Jane were more hopeful … they generally were。
'I don't think the Sammyadd does it on purpose;' Cyril said; 'and;
after all; it WAS silly to wish for boundless wealth。 Fifty pounds
in two…shilling pieces would have been much more sensible。 And
wishing to be beautiful as the day was simply donkeyish。 I don't
want to be disagreeable; but it was。 We must try to find a really
useful wish; and wish it。'
Jane dropped her work and said:
'I think so too; it's too silly to have a chance like this and not
use it。 I never heard of anyone else outside a book who had such
a chance; there must be simply heaps of things we could wish for
that wouldn't turn out Dead Sea fish; like these two things have。
Do let's think hard; and wish something nice; so that we can have
a real jolly day … what there is left of it。'
Jane darned away again like mad; for time was indeed getting on;
and everyone began to talk at once。 If you had been there you
could not possibly have made head or tail of the talk; but these
children were used to talking 'by fours'; as soldiers march; and
each of them could say what it had to say quite comfortably; and
listen to the agreeable sound of its own voice; and at the same
time have three…quarters of two sharp ears to spare for listening
to what the others said。 That is an easy example in multiplication
of vulgar fractions; but; as I daresay you can't do even that; I
won't ask you to tell me whether 3/4 X 2 = 1 1/2; but I will ask
you to believe me that this was the amount of ear each child was
able to lend to the others。 Lending ears was common in Roman
times; as we learn from Shakespeare; but I fear I am getting too
instructive。
When the frock was darned; the start for the gravel…pit was delayed
by Martha's insisting on everybody's washing its hands … which was
nonsense; because nobody had been doing anything at all; except
Jane; and how can you get dirty doing nothing? That is a difficult
question; and I cannot answer it on paper。 In real life I could
very soon show you … or you me; which is much more likely。
During the conversation in which the six ears were lent (there were
four children; so THAT sum comes right); it had been decided that
fifty pounds in two…shilling pieces was the right wish to have。
And the lucky children; who could have anything in the wide world
by just wishing for it; hurriedly started for the gravel…pit to
express their wishes to the Psammead。 Martha caught them at the
gate; and insisted on their taking the Baby with them。
'Not want him indeed! Why; everybody 'ud want him; a duck! with
all their hearts they would; and you know you promised your ma to
take him out every blessed day;' said Martha。
'I know we did;' said Robert in gloom; 'but I wish the Lamb wasn't
quite so young and small。 It would be much better fun taking him
out。'
'He'll mend of his youngness with time;' said Martha; 'and as for
his smallness; I don't think you'd fancy carrying of him any more;
however big he was。 Besides he can walk a bit; bless his precious
fat legs; a ducky! He feels the benefit of the new…laid air; so he
does; a pet!' With this and a kiss; she plumped the Lamb into
Anthea's arms; and went back to make new pinafores on the
sewing…machine。 She was a rapid performer on this instrument。
The Lamb laughed with pleasure; and said; 'Walky wif Panty;' and
rode on Robert's back with yells of joy; and tried to feed Jane
with stones; and altogether made himself so agreeable that nobody
could long be sorry that he was of the party。
The enthusiastic Jane even suggested that they should devote a
week's wishes to assuring the Baby's future; by asking such gifts
for him as the good fairies give to Infant Princes in proper
fairy…tales; but Anthea soberly reminded her that as the
Sand…fairy's wishes only lasted till sunset they could not ensure
any benefit to the Baby's later years; and Jane owned that it would
be better to wish for fifty pounds in two…shilling pieces; and buy
the Lamb a three…pound…fifteen rocking…horse; like those in the
Army and Navy Stores list; with part of the money。
It was settled that; as soon as they had wished for the money and
got it; they would get Mr Crispin to drive them into Rochester
again; taking Martha with them; if they could not get out of taking
her。 And they would make a list of the things they really wanted
before they started。 Full of high hopes and excellent resolutions;
they went round the safe slow cart…road to the gravel…pits; and as
they went in between the mounds of gravel a sudden thought came to
them; and would have turned their ruddy cheeks pale if they had
been children in a book。 Being real live children; it only made
them stop and look at each other with rather blank and silly
expressions。 For now they remembered that yesterday; when they had
asked the Psammead for boundless wealth; and it was getting ready
to fill the quarry with the minted gold of bright guineas …
millions of them … it had told the children to run along outside
the quarry for fear they should be buried alive in the heavy
splendid treasure。 And they had run。 And so it happened that they
had not had time to mark the spot where the Psammead was; with a
ring of stones; as before。 And it was this thought that put such
silly expressions on their faces。
'Never mind;' said the hopeful Jane; 'we'll soon find him。'
But this; though easily said; was hard in the doing。 They looked
and they looked; and though they found their seaside spades;
nowhere could they find the Sand…fairy。
At last they had to sit down and rest … not at all because they
were weary or disheartened; of course; but because the Lamb
insisted on being put down; and you cannot look very carefully
after anything you may have happened to lose in the sand if you
have an active baby to look after at the same time。 Get someone to
drop your best knife in the sand next time you go to the seaside;
and then take your baby brother with you when you go to look for
it; and you will see that I am right。
The Lamb; as Martha had said; was feeling the benefit o