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as he hurried from the room�察 �not forgetting�察 �however�察 �to lock the door
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carefully behind him。
Outside�察�he stopped to consider。 The other two were far away�察�and he
had no one to consult。
`It's best to be on the safe side��' he said�察 �on reflection。 `I've known
Toad fancy himself frightfully bad before�察�without the slightest reason�察�but
I've never heard him ask for a lawyer� �If there's nothing really the matter�察�
the doctor will tell him he's an old ass�察�and cheer him up�察�and that will be
something gained。 I'd better humour him and go�察�it won't take very long。'
So he ran off to the village on his errand of mercy。
The Toad�察�who had hopped lightly out of bed as soon as he heard the
key turned in the lock�察 �watched him eagerly from the window till he
disappeared down the carriage´drive。 Then�察�laughing heartily�察�he dressed
as quickly as possible in the smartest suit he could lay hands on at the
moment�察�filled his pockets with cash which he took from a small drawer in
the dressing´table�察�and next�察�knotting the sheets from his bed together and
tying one end of the improvised rope round the central mullion of the
handsome Tudor window which formed such a feature of his bedroom�察�he
scrambled out�察�slid lightly to the ground�察�and�察�taking the opposite direction
to the Rat�察�marched off lightheartedly�察�whistling a merry tune。
It was a gloomy luncheon for Rat when the Badger and the Mole at
length returned�察 �and he had to face them at table with his pitiful and
unconvincing story。 The Badger's caustic�察�not to say brutal�察�remarks may
be imagined�察�and therefore passed over�察�but it was painful to the Rat that
even the Mole�察�though he took his friend's side as far as possible�察�could
not help saying�察 �You've been a bit of a duffer this time�察�Ratty� �Toad�察�too�察�
of all animals��'
`He did it awfully well��' said the crestfallen Rat。
`He did YOU awfully well��' rejoined the Badger hotly。 `However�察�
talking won't mend matters。 He's got clear away for the time�察�that's certain�察�
and the worst of it is�察 �he'll be so conceited with what he'll think is his
cleverness that he may commit any folly。 One comfort is�察�we're free now�察�
and needn't waste any more of our precious time doing sentry´go。 But we'd
better continue to sleep at Toad Hall for a while longer。 Toad may be
brought back at any momenton a stretcher�察�or between two policemen。'
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So spoke the Badger�察 �not knowing what the future held in store�察 �or
how much water�察�and of how turbid a character�察�was to run under bridges
before Toad should sit at ease again in his ancestral Hall。
Meanwhile�察�Toad�察�gay and irresponsible�察�was walking briskly along
the high road�察�some miles from home。 At first he had taken by´ paths�察�and
crossed many fields�察 �and changed his course several times�察 �in case of
pursuit�察 �but now�察 �feeling by this time safe from recapture�察 �and the sun
smiling brightly on him�察�and all Nature joining in a chorus of approval to
the song of self´praise that his own heart was singing to him�察�he almost
danced along the road in his satisfaction and conceit。
`Smart piece of work that��' he remarked to himself chuckling。 `Brain
against brute forceand brain came out on the topas it's bound to do。
Poor old Ratty� �My� �won't he catch it when the Badger gets back� �A
worthy fellow�察�Ratty�察�with many good qualities�察�but very little intelligence
and absolutely no education。 I must take him in hand some day�察�and see if
I can make something of him。'
Filled full of conceited thoughts such as these he strode along�察�his head
in the air�察�till he reached a little town�察�where the sign of `The Red Lion��'
swinging across the road halfway down the main street�察�reminded him that
he had not breakfasted that day�察�and that he was exceedingly hungry after
his long walk。 He marched into the Inn�察 �ordered the best luncheon that
could be provided at so short a notice�察�and sat down to eat it in the coffee´
room。
He was about half´way through his meal when an only too familiar
sound�察�approaching down the street�察�made him start and fall a´ trembling
all over。 The poop´poop� �drew nearer and nearer�察�the car could be heard to
turn into the inn´yard and come to a stop�察�and Toad had to hold on to the
leg of the table to conceal his over´mastering emotion。 Presently the party
entered the coffee´room�察 �hungry�察 �talkative�察 �and gay�察 �voluble on their
experiences of the morning and the merits of the chariot that had brought
them along so well。 Toad listened eagerly�察�all ears�察�for a time�察�at last he
could stand it no longer。 He slipped out of the room quietly�察�paid his bill at
the bar�察�and as soon as he got outside sauntered round quietly to the inn´
yard。 `There cannot be any harm��' he said to himself�察 �in my only just
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LOOKING at it��'
The car stood in the middle of the yard�察�quite unattended�察�the stable´
helps and other hangers´on being all at their dinner。 Toad walked slowly
round it�察�inspecting�察�criticising�察�musing deeply。
`I wonder��' he said to himself presently�察 �I wonder if this sort of car
STARTS easily��'
Next moment�察 �hardly knowing how it came about�察 �he found he had
hold of the handle and was turning it。 As the familiar sound broke forth�察�
the old passion seized on Toad and completely mastered him�察 �body and
soul。 As if in a dream he found himself�察�somehow�察�seated in the driver's
seat�察�as if in a dream�察�he pulled the lever and swung the car round the yard
and out through the archway�察�and�察�as if in a dream�察�all sense of right and
wrong�察�all fear of obvious consequences�察�seemed temporarily suspended。
He increased his pace�察�and as the car devoured the street and leapt forth on
the high road through the open country�察�he was only conscious that he was
Toad once more�察�Toad at his best and highest�察�Toad the terror�察�the traffic´
queller�察�the Lord of the lone trail�察�before whom all must give way or be
smitten into nothingness and everlasting night。 He chanted as he flew�察�and
the car responded with sonorous drone�察�the miles were eaten up under him
as he sped he knew not whither�察 �fulfilling his instincts�察 �living his hour�察�
reckless of what might come to him。
* * * * * *
`To my mind��' observed the Chairman of the Bench of Magistrates
cheerfully�察 �the ONLY difficulty that presents itself in this otherwise very
clear case is�察 �how we can possibly make it sufficiently hot for the
incorrigible rogue and hardened ruffian whom we see cowering in the
dock before us。 Let me see�此 �he has been found guilty�察 �on the clearest
evidence�察�first�察�of stealing a valuable motor´car�察�secondly�察�of driving to the
public danger�察�and�察�thirdly�察�of gross impertinence to the rural police。 Mr。
Clerk�察 �will you tell us�察 �please�察 �what is the very stiffest penalty we can
impose for each of these offences�拭�Without�察�of course�察�giving the prisoner
the benefit of any doubt�察�because there isn't any。'
The Clerk scratched his nose with his pen。 `Some people would
consider��' he observed�察 �that stealing the motor´car was the worst offence�察�
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and so it is。 But cheeking the police undoubtedly carries the severest
penalty�察�and so it ought。 Supposing you were to say twelve months for the
theft�察 �which is mild�察 �and three years for the furious driving�察 �which is
lenient�察�and fifteen years for the cheek�察�which was pretty bad sort of cheek�察�
judging by what we've heard from the witness´box�察 �even if you only
believe one´tenth part of what you heard�察�and I never believe more myself´
´those figures�察�if added together correctly�察�tot up to nineteen years'
`First´rate��' said the Chairman。
`So you had better make it a round twenty years and be on the safe
side��' concluded the Clerk。
`An excellent suggestion��' said the Chairman approvingly。 `Prisoner� �
Pull yourself together and try and stand up straight。 It's going to be twenty
years for you this time。 And mind�察�if you appear before us again�察�upon any
charge whatever�察�we shall have to deal with you very seriously��'
Then the brutal minions of the law fell upon the hapless Toad�察�loaded
him with chains�察 �and dragged him from the Court House�察 �shrieking�察�
praying�察 �protesting�察 �across the marketplace�察 �where the playful populace�察�
always as severe upon detected crime as they are sympathetic and helpful
when one is merely `wanted��' assailed him with jeers�察�carrots�察�and popular
catch´words�察�past hooting school children�察�their innocent faces lit up with
the pleasure they ever derive from the sight of a gentleman in difficulties�察�
across the hollow´sounding drawbridge�察�below the spiky portcullis�察�unde