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This dispute was managed with such eagerness�察�clamour�察�and warmth�察�
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that the two parties of books�察�in arms below�察�stood silent a while�察 �waiting
in suspense what would be the issue�察�which was not long undetermined�此�
for the bee�察�grown impatient at so much loss of time�察�fled straight away
to a bed of roses�察�without looking for a reply�察�and left the spider�察�like an
orator�察�collected in himself�察 �and just prepared to burst out。
It happened upon this emergency that AEsop broke silence first。 He
had been of late most barbarously treated by a strange effect of the
regent's humanity�察 �who had torn off his title´page�察 �sorely defaced one
half of his leaves�察 �and chained him fast among a shelf of Moderns。
Where�察�soon discovering how high the quarrel was likely to proceed�察�he
tried all his arts�察�and turned himself to a thousand forms。 At length�察�in
the borrowed shape of an ass�察�the regent mistook him for a Modern�察�by
which means he had time and opportunity to escape to the Ancients�察�just
when the spider and the bee were entering into their contest�察�to which he
gave his attention with a world of pleasure�察 �and�察 �when it was ended�察�
swore in the loudest key that in all his life he had never known two
cases�察�so parallel and adapt to each other as that in the window and this
upon the shelves。 ;The disputants�察─�said he�察 �have admirably managed
the dispute between them�察�have taken in the full strength of all that is to
be said on both sides�察 �and exhausted the substance of every argument
PRO and CON。 It is but to adjust the reasonings of both to the present
quarrel�察�then to compare and apply the labours and fruits of each�察�as the
bee has learnedly deduced them�察 �and we shall find the conclusion fall
plain and close upon the Moderns and us。 For pray�察 �gentlemen�察 �was
ever anything so modern as the spider in his air�察 �his turns�察 �and his
paradoxes�拭 �he argues in the behalf of you�察 �his brethren�察 �and himself�察�
with many boastings of his native stock and great genius�察�that he spins
and spits wholly from himself�察 �and scorns to own any obligation or
assistance from without。 Then he displays to you his great skill in
architecture and improvement in the mathematics。 To all this the bee�察�
as an advocate retained by us�察�the Ancients�察�thinks fit to answer�察�that�察�if
one may judge of the great genius or inventions of the Moderns by what
they have produced�察�you will hardly have countenance to bear you out in
boasting of either。 Erect your schemes with as much method and skill
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as you please�察�yet�察�if the materials be nothing but dirt�察�spun out of your
own entrails ��the guts of modern brains���察�the edifice will conclude at last
in a cobweb�察 �the duration of which�察 �like that of other spiders' webs�察�
may be imputed to their being forgotten�察�or neglected�察�or hid in a corner。
For anything else of genuine that the Moderns may pretend to�察�I cannot
recollect�察 �unless it be a large vein of wrangling and satire�察 �much of a
nature and substance with the spiders' poison�察 �which�察 �however they
pretend to spit wholly out of themselves�察�is improved by the same arts�察�
by feeding upon the insects and vermin of the age。 As for us�察 �the
Ancients�察�we are content with the bee�察 �to pretend to nothing of our own
beyond our wings and our voice�此 �that is to say�察 �our flights and our
language。 For the rest�察 �whatever we have got has been by infinite
labour and search�察 �and ranging through every corner of nature�察 �the
difference is�察�that�察 �instead of dirt and poison�察�we have rather chosen to
till our hives with honey and wax�察�thus furnishing mankind with the two
noblest of things�察�which are sweetness and light。;
It is wonderful to conceive the tumult arisen among the books upon
the close of this long descant of AEsop�此 �both parties took the hint�察�and
heightened their animosities so on a sudden�察�that they resolved it should
come to a battle。 Immediately the two main bodies withdrew�察 �under
their several ensigns�察�to the farther parts of the library�察�and there entered
into cabals and consults upon the present emergency。 The Moderns
were in very warm debates upon the choice of their leaders�察�and nothing
less than the fear impending from their enemies could have kept them
from mutinies upon this occasion。 The difference was greatest among
the horse�察�where every private trooper pretended to the chief command�察�
from Tasso and Milton to Dryden and Wither。 The light´horse were
commanded by Cowley and Despreaux。 There came the bowmen
under their valiant leaders�察 �Descartes�察 �Gassendi�察 �and Hobbes�察 �whose
strength was such that they could shoot their arrows beyond the
atmosphere�察�never to fall down again�察�but turn�察�like that of Evander�察�into
meteors�察 �or�察 �like the cannon´ball�察 �into stars。 Paracelsus brought a
squadron of stinkpot´flingers from the snowy mountains of Rhaetia。
There came a vast body of dragoons�察 �of different nations�察 �under the
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leading of Harvey�察 �their great aga�此 �part armed with scythes�察 �the
weapons of death�察�part with lances and long knives�察�all steeped in poison�察�
part shot bullets of a most malignant nature�察 �and used white powder�察�
which infallibly killed without report。 There came several bodies of
heavy´armed foot�察 �all mercenaries�察 �under the ensigns of Guicciardini�察�
Davila�察�Polydore Vergil�察�Buchanan�察�Mariana�察�Camden�察 �and others。 The
engineers were commanded by Regiomontanus and Wilkins。 The rest
was a confused multitude�察 �led by Scotus�察 �Aquinas�察 �and Bellarmine�察 �of
mighty bulk and stature�察�but without either arms�察�courage�察�or discipline。
In the last place came infinite swarms of calones�察�a disorderly rout led
by L'Estrange�察 �rogues and ragamuffins�察�that follow the camp for nothing
but the plunder�察�all without coats to cover them。
The army of the Ancients was much fewer in number�察�Homer led the
horse�察�and Pindar the light´horse�察�Euclid was chief engineer�察�Plato and
Aristotle commanded the bowmen�察 �Herodotus and Livy the foot�察�
Hippocrates�察 �the dragoons�察 �the allies�察 �led by Vossius and Temple�察�
brought up the rear。
All things violently tending to a decisive battle�察 �Fame�察 �who much
frequented�察�and had a large apartment formerly assigned her in the regal
library�察 �fled up straight to Jupiter�察 �to whom she delivered a faithful
account of all that passed between the two parties below�察 �for among the
gods she always tells truth。 Jove�察�in great concern�察 �convokes a council
in the Milky Way。 The senate assembled�察�he declares the occasion of
convening them�察 �a bloody battle just impendent between two mighty
armies of ancient and modern creatures�察 �called books�察 �wherein the
celestial interest was but too deeply concerned。 Momus�察�the patron of
the Moderns�察 �made an excellent speech in their favour�察 �which was
answered by Pallas�察�the protectress of the Ancients。 The assembly was
divided in their affections�察�when Jupiter commanded the Book of Fate to
be laid before him。 Immediately were brought by Mercury three large
volumes in folio�察�containing memoirs of all things past�察�present�察 �and to
come。 The clasps were of silver double gilt�察 �the covers of celestial
turkey leather�察�and the paper such as here on earth might pass almost for
vellum。 Jupiter�察 �having silently read the decree�察 �would communicate
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the import to none�察�but presently shut up the book。
Without the doors of this assembly there attended a vast number of
light�察�nimble gods�察�menial servants to Jupi