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despatched simultaneously from the seven rivers that form the Frisian Isles。
From there they were to be convoyed by battle´ships two hundred and
forty miles through the North Sea�察�and thrown upon the coast of Norfolk
somewhere between the Wash and Mundesley。 The fact that this coast is
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low´lying and bordered by sand flats which at low water are dry�察 �that
England maintains no North Sea squadron�察�and that her nearest naval base
is at Chatham�察�seem to point to it as the spot best adapted for such a raid。
What von Gottlieb thought was evidenced by the fact that as soon as
he read the book he mailed it to the German Ambassador in London�察�and
under separate cover sent him a letter。 In this he said�此 �I suggest your
Excellency bring this book to the notice of a certain royal personage�察�and
of the Strategy Board。 General Bolivar said�察�'When you want arms�察�take
them from the enemy。' Does not this also follow when you want ideas�拭─�
What the Strategy Board thought of the plan is a matter of history。 This
was in 1910。 A year later�察�during the coronation week�察�Lester Ford went to
Clarkson's to rent a monk's robe in which to appear at the Shakespeare
Ball�察�and while the assistant departed in search of the robe�察�Ford was left
alone in a small room hung with full´length mirrors and shelves�察 �and
packed with the uniforms that Clarkson rents for Covent Garden balls and
amateur theatricals。 While waiting�察 �Ford gratified a long�察 �secretly
cherished desire to behold himself as a military man�察�by trying on all the
uniforms on the lower shelves�察�and as a result�察�when the assistant returned�察�
instead of finding a young American in English clothes and a high hat�察�he
was confronted by a German officer in a spiked helmet fighting a duel
with himself in the mirror。 The assistant retreated precipitately�察�and Ford�察�
conscious that he appeared ridiculous�察�tried to turn the tables by saying�察 ─�
Does a German uniform always affect a Territorial like that�拭─�
The assistant laughed good´naturedly。
;It did give me quite a turn�察─�he said。 ;It's this talk of invasion�察�I fancy。
But for a fact�察�sir�察�if I was a Coast Guard�察�and you came along the beach
dressed like that�察�I'd take a shot at you�察�just on the chance�察�anyway。;
;And�察�quite right�察�too� ─�said Ford。
He was wondering when the invasion did come whether he would
stick at his post in London and dutifully forward the news to his paper�察�or
play truant and as a war correspondent watch the news in the making。 So
the words of Mr。 Clarkson's assistant did not sink in。 But a few weeks later
young Major Bellew recalled them。 Bellew was giving a dinner on the
terrace of the Savoy Restaurant。 His guests were his nephew�察 �young
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Herbert�察 �who was only five years younger than his uncle�察 �and Herbert's
friend Birrell�察�an Irishman�察�both in their third term at the university。 After
five years' service in India�察 �Bellew had spent the last ;Eights; week at
Oxford�察�and was complaining bitterly that since his day the undergraduate
had deteriorated。 He had found him serious�察�given to study�察�far too well
behaved。 Instead of Jorrocks�察�he read Galsworthy�察�instead of ;wines; he
found pleasure in debating clubs where he discussed socialism。 Ragging�察�
practical jokes�察�ingenious hoaxes�察�that once were wont to set England in a
roar�察 �were a lost art。 His undergraduate guests combated these charges
fiercely。 His criticisms they declared unjust and without intelligence。
;You're talking rot� ─ �said his dutiful nephew。 ;Take Phil here�察 �for
example。 I've roomed with him three years and I can testify that he has
never opened a book。 He never heard of Galsworthy until you spoke of
him。 And you can see for yourself his table manners are quite as bad as
yours� ─�
;Worse� ─�assented Birrell loyally。
;And as for ragging� �What rags�察�in your day�察�were as good as ours�察�as
the Carrie Nation rag�察�for instance�察�when five hundred people sat through a
temperance lecture and never guessed they were listening to a man from
Balliol�拭─�
;And the Abyssinian Ambassador rag� ─�cried Herbert。 ;What price that�拭�
When the DREADNOUGHT manned the yards for him and gave him
seventeen guns。 That was an Oxford rag�察�and carried through by Oxford
men。 The country hasn't stopped laughing yet。 You give us a rag� ─�
challenged Herbert。 ; Make it as hard as you like�察 �something risky�察�
something that will make the country sit up�察�something that will send us
all to jail�察�and Phil and I will put it through whether it takes one man or a
dozen。 Go on�察─�he persisted�察 �And I bet we can get fifty volunteers right
here in town and all of them undergraduates。;
;Give you the idea�察�yes� ─�mocked Bellew�察�trying to gain time。 ;That's
just what I say。 You boys to´day are so dull。 You lack initiative。 It's the
idea that counts。 Anybody can do the acting。 That's just amateur
theatricals� ─�
;Is it� ─�snorted Herbert。 ;If you want to know what stage fright is�察�just
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go on board a British battle´ship with your face covered with burnt cork
and insist on being treated like an ambassador。 You'll find it's a little
different from a first night with the Simla Thespians� ─�
Ford had no part in the debate。 He had been smoking comfortably and
with well´timed nods�察�impartially encouraging each disputant。 But now he
suddenly laid his cigar upon his plate�察 �and�察 �after glancing quickly about
him�察�leaned eagerly forward。 They were at the corner table of the terrace�察�
and�察�as it was now past nine o'clock�察�the other diners had departed to the
theatres and they were quite alone。 Below them�察�outside the open windows�察�
were the trees of the embankment�察�and beyond�察�the Thames�察�blocked to the
west by the great shadows of the Houses of Parliament�察 �lit only by the
flame in the tower that showed the Lower House was still sitting。
;I'LL give you an idea for a rag�察─�whispered Ford。 ;One that is risky�察�
that will make the country sit up�察�that ought to land you in Jail�拭�Have you
read 'The Riddle of the Sands'�拭─�
Bellew and Herbert nodded�察�Birrell made no sign。
; Don't mind him�察─ �exclaimed Herbert impatiently。 ;HE never reads
anything� �Go on� ─�
;It's the book most talked about�察─�explained Ford。 ;And what else is
most talked about�拭─�He answered his own question。 ;The landing of the
Germans in Morocco and the chance of war。 Now�察 �I ask you�察 �with that
book in everybody's mind�察�and the war scare in everybody's mind�察 �what
would happen if German soldiers appeared to´night on the Norfolk coast
just where the book says they will appear�拭�Not one soldier�察�but dozens of
soldiers�察�not in one place�察�but in twenty places�拭─�
;What would happen�拭─�roared Major Bellew loyally。 ;The Boy Scouts
would fall out of bed and kick them into the sea� ─�
;Shut up� ─�snapped his nephew irreverently。 He shook Ford by the arm。
;How�拭─�he demanded breathlessly。 ;How are we to do it�拭�It would take
hundreds of men。;
;Two men�察─ �corrected Ford�察 �And a third man to drive the car。 I
thought it out one day at Clarkson's when I came across a lot of German
uniforms。 I thought of it as a newspaper story�察�as a trick to find out how
prepared you people are to meet invasion。 And when you said just now
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that you wanted a chance to go to jail ;
;What's your plan�拭─�interrupted Birrell。
;We would start just before dawn; began Ford。
;We�拭─�demanded Herbert。 ;Are you in this�拭─�
;Am I in it�拭─�cried Ford indignantly。 ;It's my own private invasion� �I'm
letting you boys in on the ground floor。 If I don't go�察�there won t be any
invasion� ─�
The two pink´cheeked youths glanced at each other inquiringly and
then nodded。
;We accept your services�察 �sir�察─ �said Birrell gravely。 ;What's your
plan�拭─�
In astonishment Major Bellew glanced from one to the other and then
slapped the table with his open palm。 His voice shook with righteous
indignation。
;Of all the preposterous�察 �outrageousAre you mad�拭─ �he demanded。
;Do you suppose for one minute I will allow;
His nephew shrugged his shoulders and�察�rising�察�pushed back his chair。
;Oh�察�you go to the devil� ─�he exclaimed cheerfully。 ;Come on�察�Ford�察─�
he said。 ;We'll find some place where uncle can't hear us。;
Two days later a touring car carrying three young men�察�in the twenty´
one miles between Wells and Cromer�察�broke down eleven times。 Each time
this misfortune befell them one young man scattered tools in the road and
on his knees hammered ostentatiously at the tin hood�察�and the other two
occupants of the car sauntered to the beach。 There they chucked pebbles at
the waves and then slowly r