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flights up�察�gas extra after ten o'clock at night。 Two of my leaves withered
off here。 Also�察�I was moved from one room to another so many times
that I got to liking the odor of the pipes the expressmen smoked。
I don't think I ever had so dull a time as I did with this lady。 There was
never anything amusing going on insideshe was devoted to her husband�察�
and�察 �besides leaning out the window and flirting with the iceman�察 �she
never did a thing toward breaking the monotony。
When the couple broke up they left me with the rest of their goods at a
second´hand store。 I was put out in front for sale along with the jobbiest
lot you ever heard of being lumped into one bargain。 Think of this little
cornucopia of wonders�察�all for 1。89�此 �Henry James's works�察�six talking
machine records�察�one pair of tennis shoes�察�two bottles of horse radish�察�and
a rubber plantthat was me� �
One afternoon a girl came along and stopped to look at me。 She had
dark hair and eyes�察�and she looked slim�察�and sad around the mouth。
;Oh�察�oh� ─�she says to herself。 ;I never thought to see one up here。;
She pulls out a little purse about as thick as one of my leaves and
fingers over some small silver in it。 Old Koen�察�always on the lockout�察�is
ready�察�rubbing his hands。 This girl proceeds to turn down Mr。 James and
the other commodities。 Rubber plants or nothing is the burden of her
song。 And at last Koen and she come together at 39 cents�察�and away she
goes with me in her arms。
She was a nice girl�察�but not my style。 Too quiet and sober looking。
Thinks I to myself�此 �I'll just about land on the fire´escape of a tenement�察�
six stories up。 And I'll spend the next six months looking at clothes on
the line。;
But she carried me to a nice little room only three flights up in quite a
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decent street。 And she put me in the window�察�of course。 And then she
went to work and cooked dinner for herself。 And what do you suppose
she had�拭 �Bread and tea and a little dab of jam� �Nothing else。 Not a
single lobster�察 �nor so much as one bottle of champagne。 The Carruthers
comedy team had both every evening�察 �except now and then when they
took a notion for pig's knuckle and kraut。
After she had finished her dinner my new owner came to the window
and leaned down close to my leaves and cried softly to herself for a while。
It made me feel funny。 I never knew anybody to cry that way over a
rubber plant before。 Of course�察�I've seen a few of 'em turn on the tears
for what they could get out of it�察�but she seemed to be crying just for the
pure enjoyment of it。 She touched my leaves like she loved 'em�察�and she
bent down her head and kissed each one of 'em。 I guess I'm about the
toughest specimen of a peripatetic orchid on earth�察�but I tell you it made
me feel sort of queer。 Home never was like that to me before。
Generally I used to get chewed by poodles and have shirt´waists hung on
me to dry�察�and get watered with coffee grounds and peroxide of hydrogen。
This girl had a piano in the room�察�and she used to disturb it with both
hands while she made noises with her mouth for hours at a time。 I suppose
she was practising vocal music。
One day she seemed very much excited and kept looking at the clock。
At eleven somebody knocked and she let in a stout�察�dark man with towsled
black hair。 He sat down at once at the piano and played while she sang
for him。 When she finished she laid one hand on her bosom and looked
at him。 He shook his head�察 �and she leaned against the piano。 ;Two
years already�察─�she said�察�speaking slowly;do you think in two moreor
even longer�拭─�
The man shook his head again。 ;You waste your time�察─ �he said�察�
roughly I thought。 ;The voice is not there。; And then he looked at her
in a peculiar way。 ;But the voice is not everything�察─�he went on。 ;You
have looks。 I can place you�察�as I told you if;
The girl pointed to the door without saying anything�察�and the dark man
left the room。 And then she came over and cried around me again。 It's a
good thing I had enough rubber in me to be water´proof。
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About that time somebody else knocked at the door。 ;Thank
goodness�察─ �I said to myself。 ;Here's a chance to get the water´works
turned off。 I hope it's somebody that's game enough to stand a bird and a
bottle to liven things up a little。; Tell you the truth�察�this little girl made
me tired。 A rubber plant likes to see a little sport now and then。 I don't
suppose there's another green thing in New York that sees as much of gay
life unless it's the chartreuse or the sprigs of parsley around the dish。
When the girl opens the door in steps a young chap in a traveling cap
and picks her up in his arms�察�and she sings out ;Oh�察�Dick� ─�and stays there
long enough towell�察 �you've been a rubber plant too�察 �sometimes�察 �I
suppose。
;Good thing� ─ �says I to myself。 ;This is livelier than scales and
weeping。 Now there'll be something doing。;
;You've got to go back with me�察─ �says the young man。 ;I've come
two thousand miles for you。 Aren't you tired of it yet。 Bess�拭�You've
kept all of us waiting so long。 Haven't you found out yet what is best�拭─�
;The bubble burst only to´day�察─�says the girl。 ;Come here�察�Dick�察�and
see what I found the other day on the sidewalk for sale。; She brings him
by the hand and exhibits yours truly。 ;How one ever got away up here
who can tell�拭 �I bought it with almost the last money I had。;
He looked at me�察�but he couldn't keep his eyes off her for more than a
second。 ;Do you remember the night�察 �Bess�察─ �he said�察 �when we stood
under one of those on the bank of the bayou and what you told me then�拭─�
;Geewillikins� ─�I said to myself。 ;Both of them stand under a rubber
plant� �Seems to me they are stretching matters somewhat� ─�
;Do I not�察─�says she�察�looking up at him and sneaking close to his vest�察�
;and now I say it again�察�and it is to last forever。 Look�察�Dick�察�at its leaves�察�
how wet they are。 Those are my tears�察�and it was thinking of you that
made them fall。;
;The dear old magnolias� ─�says the young man�察 �pinching one of my
leaves。 ;I love them all。;
Magnolia� �Well�察�wouldn't thatsay� �those innocents thought I was a
magnolia� �What thewell�察�wasn't that tough on a genuine little old New
York rubber plant�拭�
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OUT OF NAZARETH
Okochee�察�in Georgia�察�had a boom�察�and J。 Pinkney Bloom came out of
it with a ;wad。; Okochee came out of it with a half´million´dollar debt�察�a
two and a half per cent。 city property tax�察�and a city council that showed a
propensity for traveling the back streets of the town。 These things came
about through a fatal resemblance of the river Cooloosa to the Hudson�察�as
set forth and expounded by a Northern tourist。 Okochee felt that New
York should not be allowed to consider itself the only alligator in the
swamp�察�so to speak。 And then that harmless�察�but persistent�察�individual so
numerous in the Souththe man who is always clamoring for more cotton
mills�察 �and is ready to take a dollar's worth of stock�察 �provided he can
borrow the dollarthat man added his deadly work to the tourist's innocent
praise�察�and Okochee fell。
The Cooloosa River winds through a range of small mountains�察�passes
Okochee and then blends its waters trippingly�察 �as fall the mellifluous
Indian syllables�察�with the Chattahoochee。
Okochee rose�察�as it were�察�from its sunny seat on the post´office stoop�察�
hitched up its suspender�察�and threw a granite dam two hundred and forty
feet long and sixty feet high across the Cooloosa one mile above the town。
Thereupon�察�a dimpling�察�sparkling lake backed up twenty miles among the
little mountains。 Thus in the great game of municipal rivalry did
Okochee match that famous drawing card�察�the Hudson。 It was conceded
that nowhere could the Palisades be judged superior in the way of scenery
and grandeur。 Following the picture card was played the ace of
commercial importance。 Fourteen thousand horsepower would this dam
furnish。 Cotton mills�察�factories�察�and manufacturing plants would rise up
as the green corn after a shower。 The spindle and the flywheel and turbine
would sing the shrewd glory of Okochee。 Along the picturesque heights
above the lake would rise in beauty the costly villas and the splendid
summer residences of capital。 The naphtha launch of the milliona