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sprinkling the grass and weeding the radishes。 I'm the greatest kid to fool 

around with a hose。 And flowers� �Say�察�they just grow for me。 You ought to 

have seen my pansies and nasturtiums last summer。; 

     The fingers of the Kid Next Door wandered until they found Gertie's。 

They clasped them。 

     ;This thing just points one way�察�little one。 It's just as plain as a path 

leading   up   to   a   cozy   little   three´room   flat   up   here   on   the   North   Side 

somewhere。         See    it�拭 �With     me    and    you    married�察    �and    playing     at 

housekeeping in a parlor and bedroom and kitchen�拭�And both of us going 

down town to work in the morning just the same as we do now。 Only not 

the same�察�either。; 

     ;Wake up�察�little boy�察─�said Gertie�察�prying her fingers away from those 

other detaining ones。 ;I'd fit into a three´room flat like a whale in a kitchen 

sink。 I'm going back to Beloit�察�Wisconsin。 I've learned my lesson all right。 

There's a fellow there waiting for me。 I used to think he was too slow。 But 

say�察�he's got the nicest little painting and paper´hanging business you ever 

saw�察  �and   making   money。   He's   secretary   of   the   K。   P。's   back   home。   They 

give some swell little dances during the winter�察�especially for the married 

members。 In five years we'll own our home�察�with a vegetable garden in the 

back。 I'm a little frog�察�and it's me for the puddle。; 

     Gus stood up slowly。 Gertie felt a little pang of compunction when she 

saw what a boy he was。 

     ;I don't know when I've enjoyed a talk like this。 I've heard about these 

dawn teas�察�but I never thought I'd go to one�察─�she said。 

     ;Good´night�察      �girlie�察─ �interrupted     Gus�察  �abruptly。   ;It's  the   dreamless 

couch   for   mine。   We've   got   a   big   sale   on   in   tan   and   black   seconds   to´ 

morrow。; 



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                                     PART。 II 



                           THE MAN WHO CAME BACK 



     There are two ways of doing battle against Disgrace。 You may live it 

down�察�or you may run away from it and hide。 The first method is heart´ 

breaking�察  �but    sure。   The   second    cannot   be   relied  upon    because    of  the 

uncomfortable way Disgrace has of turning up at your heels just when you 

think you have eluded her in the last town but one。 

     Ted Terrill did not choose the first method。 He had it thrust upon him。 

After Ted   had   served   his   term   he   came   back   home   to   visit   his   mother's 

grave�察  �intending   to   take   the   next   train   out。   He   wore   none   of   the   prison 

pallor that you read about in books�察�because he had been shortstop on the 

penitentiary all´star baseball team�察�and famed for the dexterity with which 

he could grab up red´hot grounders。 The storied lock step and the clipped 

hair effect also were missing。 The superintendent of Ted's prison had been 

one of the reform kind。 

     You never would have picked Ted for a criminal。 He had none of those 

interesting phrenological bumps and depressions that usually are shown to 

such frank advantage in the Bertillon photographs。 Ted had been assistant 

cashier in the Citizens' National Bank。 In a mad moment he had attempted 

a little sleight´of´hand act in which certain Citizens' National funds were 

to be transformed into certain glittering shares and back again so quickly 

that   the   examiners     couldn't    follow    it  with  their   eyes。   But   Ted   was 

unaccustomed   to   these   now´you´see´it´and´now´you´don't   feats   and   his 

hand slipped。 The trick dropped to the floor with an awful clatter。 

     Ted had been   a  lovable  young kid�察�six   feet   high�察 �and   blonde�察 �with   a 

great reputation as a dresser。 He had the first yellow plush hat in our town。 

It   sat   on   his   golden   head   like   a   halo。   The   women   all   liked   Ted。   Mrs。 

Dankworth�察      �the   dashing     widow     ��why    will   widows     persist   in  being 

dashing�殖��察�said that he was the only man in our town who knew how to 

wear   a   dress   suit。   The   men   were   forever   slapping   him   on   the   back   and 

asking him to have a little something。 

     Ted's   good   looks   and   his   clever   tongue   and   a   certain   charming   Irish 



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way he had with him caused him to be taken up by the smart set。 Now�察�if 

you've never lived in a small town you will be much amused at the idea of 

its   boasting   a   smart   set。   Which   proves   your   ignorance。   The   small   town 

smart   set   is   deadly   serious   about   its   smartness。   It   likes   to   take   six´hour 

runs down to the city to fit a pair of shoes and hear Caruso。 Its clothes are 

as well made�察�and its scandals as crisp�察�and its pace as hasty�察�and its golf 

club as dull as the clothes�察�and scandals�察�and pace�察�and golf club of its city 

cousins。 

     The hasty pace killed Ted。 He tried to keep step in a set of young folks 

whose fathers had made   our town。 And all   the time his pocketbook   was 

yelling�察    �Whoa� ─     �The    young     people    ran   largely   to  scarlet´upholstered 

touring   cars�察  �and   country´club   doings�察  �and   house   parties�察  �as   small   town 

younger   generations   are   apt   to。   When   Ted   went   to   high   school   half   the 

boys in his little clique spent their after´school hours dashing up and down 

Main     street   in  their   big�察 �glittering    cars�察 �sitting   slumped     down     on   the 

middle of their spines in front of the steering wheel�察�their sleeves rolled up�察�

their hair combed a militant pompadour。 One or the other of them always 

took Ted along。 It is fearfully easy to develop a taste for that kind of thing。 

As he grew older�察�the taste took root and became a habit。 

     Ted   came   out   after serving   his term�察  �still   handsome�察  �spite   of   all   that 

story´writers      may     have    taught    to  the   contrary。     But   we'll   make     this 

concession to the old tradition。 There was a difference。 

     His   radiant   blondeur   was   dimmed   in   some   intangible�察  �elusive   way。 

Birdie Callahan�察�who had worked in Ted's mother's kitchen for years�察�and 

who had gone back to her old job at the Haley House after her mistress's 

death�察�put it sadly�察�thus�此�

     ;He   was   always   th'   han'some   divil。  I   used to look   forward to   ironin' 

day just for the pleasure of pressin' his fancy shirts for him。 I'm that partial 

to them swell blondes。 But I dinnaw�察�he's changed。 Doin' time has taken 

the edge off his hair an' complexion。 Not changed his color�察�do yuh mind�察�

but dulled it�察�like a gold ring�察�or the like�察�that has tarnished。; 

     Ted was seated in the smoker�察�with a chip on his shoulder�察�and a sick 

horror of encountering some one he knew in his heart�察�when Jo Haley�察�of 

the   Haley  House�察 �got   on   at Westport�察 �homeward   bound。  Jo   Haley  is   the 



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most eligible bachelor in our town�察�and the slipperiest。 He has made the 

Haley House a gem�察�so that traveling men will cut half a dozen towns to 

Sunday there。 If he should say ;Jump through this� ─�to any girl in our town 

she'd jump。 

     Jo Haley strolled leisurely up the car aisle toward Ted。 Ted saw him 

coming and sat very still�察�waiting。 

     ;Hello�察�Ted�   �How's Ted�拭─  �said   Jo   Haley�察  �casually。 And   dropped   into 

the adjoining seat without any more fuss。 

     Ted   wet   his   lips   slightly   and   tried   to   say   something。   He   had   been   a 

breezy talker。 But the words would not come。 Jo Haley made no effort to 

cover the situation with a rush of conversation。 He did not seem to realize 

that there was any situation to cover。 He champed the end of his cigar and 

handed one to Ted。 

     ;Well�察�you've taken your lickin'�察�kid。 What you going to do now�拭─�

     The rawness of it made Ted wince。 ;Oh�察�I don't know�察─�he stammered。 

;I've a job half promised in Chicago。; 

     ;What doing�拭─�

     Ted laughed a short and ugly laugh。 ;Driving a brewery auto truck。; 

     Jo   Haley   tossed   his   cigar   dexterously   to   the   opposite   corner   of   his 

mouth and squinted thoughtfully along its bulging sides。 

     ;Remember that Wenzel girl that's kept books for me for the last six 

years�拭�She's leaving in a couple of months to marry a New York guy that 

travels   for   ladies'   cloaks   and   suits。 After   she   goes   it's   nix   with   the   lady 

bookkeepers for me。 Not that Minnie isn't a good�察�straight girl�察�and honest�察�

but no girl can keep books with one eye on a column of figures and the 

other on   a traveling   man   in   a brown suit   and  a   red   necktie�察 �unless   she's 

cross´eyed�察�and you bet Minnie ain't。 The job's yours if you want it。 Eighty 

a month to start on�察�and board。; 

     ;Ican't�察�Jo。 Thanks just the same。 I'm going to try to begin all over 

again�察�somewhere else�察�where nobody knows me。; 

     ;Oh yes�察─�said Jo。 ;I knew a fellow that did that。 After he came out he 

grew a beard�察�and wore eyeglasses�察�and changed his name。 Had a quick�察�

crisp way of talkin'�察�and he cultivated a drawl and went west and started in 

business。 Real estate�察�I think。 Anyway�察�the second month he was there in 



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walks a fool he used to know and bellows�此 �Why if it ain't Bill� �Hello�察�Bill� �

I thought you was doing time yet。' That was enough。 Ted�察�you can black 

your face�察�and dye your hair�察�and squint�察�and som

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