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;Poison� ─ �said she。 ;It's no poison。 Give me the glass。; And she
pledged Max�察�and drank a little of it。 ;'Tis good punch�察�Max�察�and of my
brewing�察�I don't think you will ever get any better。; And she went back to
the sofa again�察�and sat down�察�and looked at the players。
Mr。 Brock looked at her white face and fixed eyes with a grim kind of
curiosity。 The Count sputtered�察 �and cursed the horrid taste of the punch
still�察�but he presently took the box�察�and made his threatened throw。
As before�察�the Squire beat him�察�and having booked his winnings�察�rose
from table as well as he might and besought to lead him downstairs�察�which
Mr。 Brock did。
Liquor had evidently stupefied the Count�此�he sat with his head between
his hands�察 �muttering wildly about ill´luck�察 �seven's the main�察 �bad punch�察�
and so on。 The street´door banged to�察 �and the steps of Brock and the
Squire were heard�察�until they could be heard no more。
;Max�察─�said she�察�but he did not answer。 ;Max�察─�said she again�察�laying
her hand on his shoulder。
;Curse you�察─�said that gentleman�察 �keep off�察�and don't be laying your
paws upon me。 Go to bed�察�you jade�察�or to��for what I care�察�and give me
first some more puncha gallon more punch�察�do you hear�拭─�
The gentleman�察 �by the curses at the commencement of this little
speech�察�and the request contained at the end of it�察�showed that his losses
vexed him�察�and that he was anxious to forget them temporarily。
;Oh�察�Max� ─�whimpered Mrs。 Cat�察 �youdon'twant any more punch�拭─�
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;Don't� �Shan't I be drunk in my own house�察 �you cursed whimpering
jade�察�you�拭�Get out� ─�and with this the Captain proceeded to administer a
blow upon Mrs。 Catherine's cheek。
Contrary to her custom�察�she did not avenge it�察�or seek to do so�察�as on
the many former occasions when disputes of this nature had arisen
between the Count and her�察�but now Mrs。 Catherine fell on her knees and�察�
clasping her hands and looking pitifully in the Count's face�察 �cried�察 �Oh�察�
Count�察�forgive me�察�forgive me� ─�
;Forgive you� �What for�拭 �Because I slapped your face�拭 �Ha�察 �ha� �I'll
forgive you again�察�if you don't mind。;
;Oh�察�no�察�no�察�no� ─�said she�察�wringing her hands。 ;It isn't that。 Max�察�dear
Max�察�will you forgive me�拭�It isn't the blowI don't mind that�察�it's;
;It's what�察�youmaudlin fool�拭─�
;IT'S THE PUNCH� ─�
The Count�察�who was more than half seas over�察�here assumed an air of
much tipsy gravity。 ;The punch� �No�察 �I never will forgive you that last
glass of punch。 Of all the foul�察�beastly drinks I ever tasted�察�that was the
worst。 No�察�I never will forgive you that punch。;
;Oh�察�it isn't that�察�it isn't that� ─�said she。
;I tell you it is that��you� �That punch�察�I say that punch was no better
than pawaw´oison。; And here the Count's head sank back�察�and he fell to
snore。
;IT WAS POISON� ─�said she。
;WHAT� ─ �screamed he�察 �waking up at once�察 �and spurning her away
from him。 ;What�察�you infernal murderess�察�have you killed me�拭─�
;Oh�察�Max��don't kill me�察�Max� �It was laudanumindeed it was。 You
were going to be married�察�and I was furious�察�and I went and got;
;Hold your tongue�察�you fiend�察─�roared out the Count�察�and with more
presence of mind than politeness�察�he flung the remainder of the liquor ��and�察�
indeed�察�the glass with it�� at the head of Mrs。 Catherine。 But the poisoned
chalice missed its mark�察�and fell right on the nose of Mr。 Tom Trippet�察�who
was left asleep and unobserved under the table。
Bleeding�察�staggering�察�swearing�察�indeed a ghastly sight�察�up sprang Mr。
Trippet�察�and drew his rapier。 ;Come on�察─�says he�察 �never say die� �What's
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the row�拭 �I'm ready for a dozen of you。; And he made many blind and
furious passes about the room。
;Curse you�察 �we'll die together� ─ �shouted the Count�察 �as he too pulled
out his toledo�察�and sprang at Mrs。 Catherine。
;Help� �murder� �thieves� ─ �shrieked she。 ;Save me�察 �Mr。 Trippet�察 �save
me� ─�and she placed that gentleman between herself and the Count�察 �and
then made for the door of the bedroom�察�and gained it�察�and bolted it。
;Out of the way�察 �Trippet�察─ �roared the Count;out of the way�察 �you
drunken beast� �I'll murder her�察�I willI'll have the devil's life。; And here he
gave a swinging cut at Mr。 Trippet's sword�此 �it sent the weapon whirling
clean out of his hand�察�and through a window into the street。
;Take my life�察�then�察─�said Mr。 Trippet�此 �I'm drunk�察�but I'm a man�察�and�察�
damme� �will never say die。;
;I don't want your life�察�you stupid fool。 Hark you�察�Trippet�察�wake and
be sober�察 �if you can。 That woman has heard of my marriage with Miss
Dripping。;
;Twenty thousand pound�察─�ejaculated Trippet。 ;She has been jealous�察�I
tell you�察�and POISONED us。 She has put laudanum into the punch。;
;What�察 �in MY punch�拭─ �said Trippet�察 �growing quite sober and losing
his courage。 ;O Lord� �O Lord� ─�
;Don't stand howling there�察�but run for a doctor�察�'tis our only chance。;
And away ran Mr。 Trippet�察�as if the deuce were at his heels。
The Count had forgotten his murderous intentions regarding his
mistress�察�or had deferred them at least�察�under the consciousness of his own
pressing danger。 And it must be said�察 �in the praise of a man who had
fought for and against Marlborough and Tallard�察�that his courage in this
trying and novel predicament never for a moment deserted him�察�but that he
showed the greatest daring�察�as well as ingenuity�察�in meeting and averting
the danger。 He flew to the sideboard�察 �where were the relics of a supper�察�
and seizing the mustard and salt pots�察�and a bottle of oil�察�he emptied them
all into a jug�察�into which he further poured a vast quantity of hot water。
This pleasing mixture he then�察�without a moment's hesitation�察�placed to his
lips�察�and swallowed as much of it as nature would allow him。 But when he
had imbibed about a quart�察 �the anticipated effect was produced�察 �and he
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was enabled�察 �by the power of this ingenious extemporaneous emetic�察 �to
get rid of much of the poison which Mrs。 Catherine had administered to
him。
He was employed in these efforts when the doctor entered�察�along with
Mr。 Brock and Mr。 Trippet�察�who was not a little pleased to hear that the
poisoned punch had not in all probability been given to him。 He was
recommended to take some of the Count's mixture�察 �as a precautionary
measure�察�but this he refused�察�and retired home�察�leaving the Count under
charge of the physician and his faithful corporal。
It is not necessary to say what further remedies were employed by
them to restore the Captain to health�察 �but after some time the doctor�察�
pronouncing that the danger was�察�he hoped�察�averted�察�recommended that his
patient should be put to bed�察�and that somebody should sit by him�察�which
Brock promised to do。
;That she´devil will murder me�察�if you don't�察─�gasped the poor Count。
;You must turn her out of the bedroom�察 �or break open the door�察 �if she
refuses to let you in。;
And this step was found to be necessary�察 �for�察 �after shouting many
times�察�and in vain�察�Mr。 Brock found a small iron bar ��indeed�察�he had the
instrument for many days in his pocket���察�and forced the lock。 The room
was empty�察�the window was open�此�the pretty barmaid of the ;Bugle; had
fled。
;The chest�察─�said the Count;is the chest safe�拭─�
The Corporal flew to the bed�察�under which it was screwed�察�and looked�察�
and said�察 �It IS safe�察�thank Heaven� ─�The window was closed。 The Captain�察�
who was too weak to stand without help�察�was undressed and put to bed。
The Corporal sat down by his side�察 �slumber stole over the eyes of the
patient�察�and his wakeful nurse marked with satisfaction the progress of the
beneficent restorer of health。
When the Captain awoke�察�as he did some time afterwards�察�he found�察�
very much to his surprise�察�that a gag had been placed in his mouth�察�and
that the Corporal was in the act of wheeling his bed to another part of the
room。 He attempted to move�察 �and gave utterance to such unintelligible
sounds as could issue through a silk handkerchief。
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;If your honour stirs or cries out in the least�察�I will cut your honour's
throat�察─�said the Corporal。
And then�察�having recourse to his iron bar ��the reader will now see why
he was provided with such an implement�察�for he had been meditating this
coup for some days���察�he proceeded first to attempt to burst the lock of the
little iron chest in which the Count kept his treasure�察�and�察�failing in this�察�to
unscrew it from the ground�察�which operation he performed satisfactorily。
;You see�察 �Count�察─ �said he�察 �calmly�察 �when rogues fall out there's the
deuce to pay。 You'll have me drummed