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he rode�察�and a promise of fifty guineas' reward to any person who would
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give an account of him ��so that he might be captured�� to Captain Count
Galgenstein at Birmingham�察 �to Mr。 Murfey at the ;Golden Ball; in the
Savoy�察�or Mr。 Bates at the ;Blew Anchor in Pickadilly。; But Captain Wood�察�
in an enormous full´bottomed periwig that cost him sixty pounds��* with
high red heels to his shoes�察 �a silver sword�察 �and a gold snuff´box�察 �and a
large wound ��obtained�察 �he said�察 �at the siege of Barcelona���察 �which
disfigured much of his countenance�察�and caused him to cover one eye�察�was
in small danger�察 �he thought�察 �of being mistaken for Corporal Brock�察 �the
deserter of Cutts's�察�and strutted along the Mall with as grave an air as the
very best nobleman who appeared there。 He was generally�察�indeed�察�voted
to be very good company�察 �and as his expenses were unlimited �─�A few
convent candlesticks�察─ �my dear�察 �he used to whisper�察 �melt into a vast
number of doubloons;���察�he commanded as good society as he chose to ask
for�此 �and it was speedily known as a fact throughout town�察 �that Captain
Wood�察 �who had served under His Majesty Charles III。 of Spain�察 �had
carried off the diamond petticoat of Our Lady of Compostella�察�and lived
upon the proceeds of the fraud。 People were good Protestants in those days�察�
and many a one longed to have been his partner in the pious plunder。
* In the ingenious contemporary history of Moll Flanders�察�a periwig is
mentioned as costing that sum。
All surmises concerning his wealth�察 �Captain Wood�察 �with much
discretion�察�encouraged。 He contradicted no report�察�but was quite ready to
confirm all�察�and when two different rumours were positively put to him�察�
he used only to laugh�察�and say�察 �My dear sir�察�_I_ don't make the stories�察�
but I'm not called upon to deny them�察�and I give you fair warning�察�that I
shall assent to every one of them�察�so you may believe them or not�察�as you
please。; And so he had the reputation of being a gentleman�察 �not only
wealthy�察�but discreet。 In truth�察�it was almost a pity that worthy Brock had
not been a gentleman born�察�in which case�察�doubtless�察�he would have lived
and died as became his station�察�for he spent his money like a gentleman�察�
he loved women like a gentleman�察 �he would fight like a gentleman�察 �he
gambled and got drunk like a gentleman。 What did he want else�拭�Only a
matter of six descents�察 �a little money�察 �and an estate�察 �to render him the
equal of St。 John or Harley。 ;Ah�察 �those were merry days� ─ �would Mr。
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Brock say��for he loved�察 �in a good old age�察 �to recount the story of his
London fashionable campaign�察�and when I think how near I was to
become a great man�察�and to die perhaps a general�察�I can't but marvel at the
wicked obstinacy of my ill´luck。;
;I will tell you what I did�察�my dear�此�I had lodgings in Piccadilly�察�as if I
were a lord�察�I had two large periwigs�察�and three suits of laced clothes�察�I
kept a little black dressed out like a Turk�察 �I walked daily in the Mall�察 �I
dined at the politest ordinary in Covent Garden�察�I frequented the best of
coffee´houses�察 �and knew all the pretty fellows of the town�察 �I cracked a
bottle with Mr。 Addison�察 �and lent many a piece to Dick Steele ��a sad
debauched rogue�察 �my dear���察 �and�察 �above all�察 �I'll tell you what I didthe
noblest stroke that sure ever a gentleman performed in my situation。
;One day�察 �going into 'Will's��' I saw a crowd of gentlemen gathered
together�察�and heard one of them say�察�'Captain Wood� �I don't know the man�察�
but there was a Captain Wood in Southwell's regiment。' Egad�察�it was my
Lord Peterborough himself who was talking about me。 So�察�putting off my
hat�察�I made a most gracious conge to my Lord�察�and said I knew HIM�察�and
rode behind him at Barcelona on our entry into that town。
;'No doubt you did�察 �Captain Wood��' says my Lord�察 �taking my hand�察�
'and no doubt you know me�此�for many more know Tom Fool�察�than Tom
Fool knows。' And with this�察�at which all of us laughed�察�my Lord called for
a bottle�察�and he and I sat down and drank it together。
;Well�察�he was in disgrace�察�as you know�察�but he grew mighty fond of
me�察�andwould you believe it��nothing would satisfy him but presenting
me at Court� �Yes�察 �to Her Sacred Majesty the Queen�察 �and my Lady
Marlborough�察�who was in high feather。 Ay�察�truly�察�the sentinels on duty used
to salute me as if I were Corporal John himself� �I was on the high road to
fortune。 Charley Mordaunt used to call me Jack�察�and drink canary at my
chambers�察�I used to make one at my Lord Treasurer's levee�察�I had even got
Mr。 Army´Secretary Walpole to take a hundred guineas as a compliment�此�
and he had promised me a majority�此�when bad luck turned�察�and all my fine
hopes were overthrown in a twinkling。 ;You see�察 �my dear�察 �that after we
had left that gaby�察 �Galgenstein��ha�察 �hawith a gag in his mouth�察 �and
twopence´ halfpenny in his pocket�察 �the honest Count was in the sorriest
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plight in the world�察 �owing money here and there to tradesmen�察 �a cool
thousand to the Warwickshire Squire�此�and all this on eighty pounds a year� �
Well�察�for a little time the tradesmen held their hands�察�while the jolly Count
moved heaven and earth to catch hold of his dear Corporal and his dear
money´bags over again�察 �and placarded every town from London to
Liverpool with descriptions of my pretty person。 The bird was flown�察�
however��the money clean gone��and when there was no hope of
regaining it�察 �what did the creditors do but clap my gay gentleman into
Shrewsbury gaol�此�where I wish he had rotted�察�for my part。
;But no such luck for honest Peter Brock�察�or Captain Wood�察�as he was
in those days。 One blessed Monday I went to wait on Mr。 Secretary�察�and he
squeezed my hand and whispered to me that I was to be Major of a
regiment in Virginiathe very thing�此 �for you see�察 �my dear�察 �I didn't care
about joining my Lord Duke in Flanders�察�being pretty well known to the
army there。 The Secretary squeezed my hand ��it had a fifty´pound bill in it��
and wished me joy�察�and called me Major�察�and bowed me out of his closet
into the ante´room�察 �and�察 �as gay as may be�察 �I went off to the 'Tilt´yard
Coffee´house' in Whitehall�察�which is much frequented by gentlemen of our
profession�察�where I bragged not a little of my good luck。
;Amongst the company were several of my acquaintance�察�and amongst
them a gentleman I did not much care to see�察�look you� �I saw a uniform
that I knewred and yellow facingsCutts's�察�my dear�察�and the wearer of
this was no other than his Excellency Gustavus Adolphus Maximilian�察�
whom we all know of� �
;He stared me full in the face�察 �right into my eye ��t'other one was
patched�察 �you know���察 �and after standing stock´still with his mouth open�察�
gave a step back�察 �and then a step forward�察 �and then screeched out�察 �'It's
Brock��'
;'I beg your pardon�察�sir��' says I�察�'did you speak to me��'
;'I'll SWEAR it's Brock��' cries Gal�察�as soon as he hears my voice�察�and
laid hold of my cuff ��a pretty bit of Mechlin as ever you saw�察�by the way��。
;'Sirrah��' says I�察�drawing it back�察�and giving my Lord a little touch of
the fist ��just at the last button of the waistcoat�察�my dear��a rare place if
you wish to prevent a man from speaking too much�此�it sent him reeling to
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the other end of the room��。 'Ruffian��' says I。 'Dog��' says I。 'Insolent puppy
and coxcomb� �what do you mean by laying your hand on me��'
;'Faith�察 �Major�察 �you giv him his BILLYFUL��' roared out a long Irish
unattached ensign�察 �that I had treated with many a glass of Nantz at the
tavern。 And so�察 �indeed�察 �I had�察 �for the wretch could not speak for some
minutes�察 �and all the officers stood laughing at him�察 �as he writhed and
wriggled hideously。
;'Gentlemen�察 �this is a monstrous scandal��' says one officer。 'Men of
rank and honour at fists like a parcel of carters��'
;'Men of honour��' says the Count�察�who had fetched up his breath by
this time。 ��I made for the door�察 �but Macshane held me and said�察 �'Major�察�
you are not going to shirk him�察�sure��' Whereupon I gripped his hand and
vowed I would have the dog's life。��
;'Men of honour��' says the Count。 'I tell you the man is a deserter�察�a
thief�察�and a swindler� �He was my corporal�察�and ran away with a thou'
;'Dog�察 �you lie��' I roared out�察 �and made another cut at him with my
cane�察�but the gentlemen rushed between us。
;'O bluthanowns��