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cane�察�but the gentlemen rushed between us。
;'O bluthanowns��' says honest Macshane�察 �'the lying scounthrel this
fellow is� �Gentlemen�察 �I swear be me honour that Captain Wood was
wounded at Barcelona�察 �and that I saw him there�察 �and that he and I ran
away together at the battle of Almanza�察�and bad luck to us。'
;You see�察�my dear�察�that these Irish have the strongest imaginations in
the world�察�and that I had actually persuaded poor Mac that he and I were
friends in Spain。 Everybody knew Mac�察�who was a character in his way�察�
and believed him。
;'Strike a gentleman��' says I。 'I'll have your blood�察�I will。'
;'This instant��' says the Count�察�who was boiling with fury�察�'and where
you like。'
;'Montague House��' says I。 'Good��' says he。 And off we went。 In good
time too�察�for the constables came in at the thought of such a disturbance�察�
and wanted to take us in charge。
;But the gentlemen present�察�being military men�察�would not hear of this。
Out came Mac's rapier�察�and that of half´a´dozen others�察�and the constables
were then told to do their duty if they liked�察�or to take a crown´piece�察�and
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leave us to ourselves。 Off they went�察�and presently�察�in a couple of coaches�察�
the Count and his friends�察 �I and mine�察 �drove off to the fields behind
Montague House。 Oh that vile coffee´house� �why did I enter it�拭�
;We came to the ground。 Honest Macshane was my second�察�and much
disappointed because the second on the other side would not make a fight
of it�察�and exchange a few passes with him�察�but he was an old major�察�a cool
old hand�察�as brave as steel�察�and no fool。 Well�察�the swords are measured�察�
Galgenstein strips off his doublet�察�and I my handsome cut´velvet in like
fashion。 Galgenstein flings off his hat�察�and I handed mine overthe lace on
it cost me twenty pounds。 I longed to be at him�察 �forcurse him��I hate
him�察�and know that he has no chance with me at sword's´play。
;'You'll not fight in that periwig�察�sure��' says Macshane。 'Of course not��'
says I�察�and took it off。
;May all barbers be roasted in flames�察 �may all periwigs�察 �bobwigs�察�
scratchwigs�察�and Ramillies cocks�察�frizzle in purgatory from this day forth
to the end of time� �Mine was the ruin of me�此�what might I not have been
now but for that wig� �
;I gave it over to Ensign Macshane�察�and with it went what I had quite
forgotten�察�the large patch which I wore over one eye�察�which popped out
fierce�察�staring�察�and lively as was ever any eye in the world。
;'Come on��' says I�察�and made a lunge at my Count�察�but he sprang back
��the dog was as active as a hare�察�and knew�察�from old times�察�that I was his
master with the small´sword���察 �and his second�察 �wondering�察 �struck up my
blade。
;'I will not fight that man��' says he�察�looking mighty pale。 'I swear upon
my honour that his name is Peter Brock�此�he was for two years my corporal�察�
and deserted�察�running away with a thousand pounds of my moneys。 Look
at the fellow� �What is the matter with his eye�拭�why did he wear a patch
over it�拭�But stop��' says he。 'I have more proof。 Hand me my pocket´book。'
And from it�察 �sure enough�察 �he produced the infernal proclamation
announcing my desertion� �'See if the fellow has a scar across his left ear'
��and I can't say�察 �my dear�察 �but what I have�此 �it was done by a cursed
Dutchman at the Boyne��。 'Tell me if he has not got C。R。 in blue upon his
right arm' ��and there it is sure enough��。 'Yonder swaggering Irishman may
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be his accomplice for what I know�察�but I will have no dealings with Mr。
Brock�察�save with a constable for a second。'
;'This is an odd story�察�Captain Wood��' said the old Major who acted for
the Count。
;'A scounthrelly falsehood regarding me and my friend��' shouted out
Mr。 Macshane�察�'and the Count shall answer for it。'
;'Stop�察�stop��' says the Major。 'Captain Wood is too gallant a gentleman�察�
I am sure�察�not to satisfy the Count�察�and will show us that he has no such
mark on his arm as only private soldiers put there。'
;'Captain Wood��' says I�察 �'will do no such thing�察 �Major。 I'll fight that
scoundrel Galgenstein�察�or you�察�or any of you�察�like a man of honour�察�but I
won't submit to be searched like a thief��'
;'No�察�in coorse��' said Macshane。
;'I must take my man off the ground��' says the Major。
;'Well�察 �take him�察 �sir��' says I�察 �in a rage�察 �'and just let me have the
pleasure of telling him that he's a coward and a liar�察�and that my lodgings
are in Piccadilly�察�where�察�if ever he finds courage to meet me�察�he may hear
of me��'
;'Faugh� �I shpit on ye all��' cries my gallant ally Macshane。 And sure
enough he kept his word�察�or all butsuiting the action to it at any rate。
;And so we gathered up our clothes�察 �and went back in our separate
coaches�察�and no blood spilt。
;'And is it thrue now��' said Mr。 Macshane�察�when we were alone'is it
thrue now�察�all these divvles have been saying��' 'Ensign��' says I�察�'you're a
man of the world��'
;''Deed and I am�察�and insign these twenty´two years。'
;'Perhaps you'd like a few pieces��' says I。
;'Faith and I should�察 �for to tell you the secred thrut�察 �I've not tasted
mate these four days。'
;'Well then�察�Ensign�察�it IS true��' says I�察�'and as for meat�察�you shall have
some at the first cook´shop。' I bade the coach stop until he bought a
plateful�察�which he ate in the carriage�察�for my time was precious。 I just told
him the whole story�此�at which he laughed�察�and swore that it was the best
piece of GENERALSHIP he ever heard on。 When his belly was full�察�I took
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out a couple of guineas and gave them to him。 Mr。 Macshane began to cry
at this�察�and kissed me�察�and swore he never would desert me�此�as�察�indeed�察�my
dear�察�I don't think he will�察�for we have been the best of friends ever since�察�
and he's the only man I ever could trust�察�I think。
;I don't know what put it into my head�察 �but I had a scent of some
mischief in the wind�察�so stopped the coach a little before I got home�察�and�察�
turning into a tavern�察 �begged Macshane to go before me to my lodging�察�
and see if the coast was clear�此�which he did�察�and came back to me as pale
as death�察�saying that the house was full of constables。 The cursed quarrel
at the Tilt´yard had�察�I suppose�察�set the beaks upon me�察�and a pretty sweep
they made of it。 Ah�察�my dear� �five hundred pounds in money�察�five suits of
laced clothes�察 �three periwigs�察 �besides laced shirts�察 �swords�察 �canes�察 �and
snuff´boxes�察�and all to go back to that scoundrel Count。
;It was all over with me�察�I sawno more being a gentleman for me�察�
and if I remained to be caught�察�only a choice between Tyburn and a file of
grenadiers。 My love�察 �under such circumstances�察 �a gentleman can't be
particular�察�and must be prompt�察�the livery´stable was hard by where I used
to hire my coach to go to Court��ha� �ha��and was known as a man of
substance。 Thither I went immediately。 'Mr。 Warmmash��' says I�察 �'my
gallant friend here and I have a mind for a ride and a supper at
Twickenham�察�so you must lend us a pair of your best horses。' Which he did
in a twinkling�察�and off we rode。
;We did not go into the Park�察�but turned off and cantered smartly up
towards Kilburn�察 �and�察 �when we got into the country�察 �galloped as if the
devil were at our heels。 Bless you�察�my love�察�it was all done in a minute�此�
and the Ensign and I found ourselves regular knights of the road�察�before
we knew where we were almost。 Only think of our finding you and your
new husband at the 'Three Rooks'� �There's not a greater fence than the
landlady in all the country。 It was she that put us on seizing your husband�察�
and introduced us to the other two gentlemen�察�whose names I don't know
any more than the dead。;
;And what became of the horses�拭─�said Mrs。 Catherine to Mr。 Brock�察�
when his tale was finished。
;Rips�察�madam�察─�said he�察 �mere rips。 We sold them at Stourbridge fair�察�
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and got but thirteen guineas for the two。;
;Andandthe Count�察�Max�察�where is he�察�Brock�拭─�sighed she。
;Whew� ─ �whistled Mr。 Brock。 ;What�察 �hankering after him still�拭 �My
dear�察�he is off to Flanders with his regiment�察�and�察�I make no doubt�察�there
have been twenty Countesses of Galgenstein since your time。;
;I don't believe any such thing�察�sir�察─�said Mrs。 Catherine�察�starting up
very angrily。
;If you did�察�I suppose you'd laudanum him�察�wouldn't you�拭─�
;Leave the room�察 �fellow�察─ �said the lady。 But she recollected herself
speedily again�察 �and�察 �clasping her hands�察 �and looking very wretched at
Brock�察�at the ceiling�察�at the floor�察�at her husband ��from whom she violently
turned away her head���察 �she began to cry piteously�此 �to which tears the
Corporal set up a gentle accompaniment of whistling�察�as they trickled one
after another down her nose。