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about two o'clock the moon appeared�察�a dismal pale´faced rake�察�walking
solitary through the deserted sky�察 �and about four�察 �mayhap�察 �the Dawn
��wretched 'prentice´boy�。� opened in the east the shutters of the Day��in
other words�察 �more than a dozen hours had passed。 Corporal Brock had
been relieved by Mr。 Redcap�察 �the latter by Mr。 Sicklop�察 �the one´eyed
gentleman�察�Mrs。 John Hayes�察�in spite of her sorrows and bashfulness�察�had
followed the example of her husband�察�and fallen asleep by his sideslept
for many hoursand awakened still under the guardianship of Mr。 Brock's
troop�察 �and all parties began anxiously to expect the return of the
ambassador�察�Mr。 Macshane。
That officer�察�who had performed the first part of his journey with such
distinguished prudence and success�察 �found the night�察 �on his journey
homewards�察�was growing mighty cold and dark�察�and as he was thirsty and
hungry�察�had money in his purse�察�and saw no cause to hurry�察�he determined
to take refuge at an alehouse for the night�察�and to make for Worcester by
dawn the next morning。 He accordingly alighted at the first inn on his road�察�
consigned his horse to the stable�察�and�察�entering the kitchen�察�called for the
best liquor in the house。
A small company was assembled at the inn�察 �among whom Mr。
Macshane took his place with a great deal of dignity�察 �and�察 �having a
considerable sum of money in his pocket�察�felt a mighty contempt for his
society�察 �and soon let them know the contempt he felt for them。 After a
third flagon of ale�察�he discovered that the liquor was sour�察 �and emptied�察�
with much spluttering and grimaces�察�the remainder of the beer into the fire。
This process so offended the parson of the parish ��who in those good old
times did not disdain to take the post of honour in the chimney´nook���察�that
he left his corner�察 �looking wrathfully at the offender�察 �who without any
more ado instantly occupied it。 It was a fine thing to hear the jingling of
the twenty pieces in his pocket�察�the oaths which he distributed between the
landlord�察 �the guests�察 �and the liquorto remark the sprawl of his mighty
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jack´boots�察�before the sweep of which the timid guests edged farther and
farther away�察�and the languishing leers which he cast on the landlady�察�as
with wide´spread arms he attempted to seize upon her。
When the ostler had done his duties in the stable�察�he entered the inn�察�
and whispered the landlord that ;the stranger was riding John Hayes's
horse�此─�of which fact the host soon convinced himself�察�and did not fail to
have some suspicions of his guest。 Had he not thought that times were
unquiet�察 �horses might be sold�察 �and one man's money was as good as
another's�察�he probably would have arrested the Ensign immediately�察�and so
lost all the profit of the score which the latter was causing every moment
to be enlarged。
In a couple of hours�察 �with that happy facility which one may have
often remarked in men of the gallant Ensign's nation�察�he had managed to
disgust every one of the landlord's other guests�察�and scare them from the
kitchen。 Frightened by his addresses�察�the landlady too had taken flight�察�and
the host was the only person left in the apartment�察�who there stayed for
interest's sake merely�察 �and listened moodily to his tipsy guest's
conversation。 In an hour more�察 �the whole house was awakened by a
violent noise of howling�察 �curses�察 �and pots clattering to and fro。 Forth
issued Mrs。 Landlady in her night´gear�察 �out came John Ostler with his
pitchfork�察 �downstairs tumbled Mrs。 Cook and one or two guests�察 �and
found the landlord and ensign on the kitchen´floorthe wig of the latter
lying�察�much singed and emitting strange odours�察�in the fireplace�察�his face
hideously distorted�察�and a great quantity of his natural hair in the partial
occupation of the landlord�察�who had drawn it and the head down towards
him�察�in order that he might have the benefit of pummelling the latter more
at his ease。 In revenge�察�the landlord was undermost�察�and the Ensign's arms
were working up and down his face and body like the flaps of a paddle´
wheel�此�the man of war had clearly the best of it。
The combatants were separated as soon as possible�察�but�察�as soon as the
excitement of the fight was over�察�Ensign Macshane was found to have no
further powers of speech�察�sense�察�or locomotion�察�and was carried by his late
antagonist to bed。 His sword and pistols�察�which had been placed at his side
at the commencement of the evening�察�were carefully put by�察�and his pocket
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visited。 Twenty guineas in gold�察 �a large knifeused�察 �probably�察 �for the
cutting of bread´and´cheesesome crumbs of those delicacies and a paper
of tobacco found in the breeches´pockets�察 �and in the bosom of the sky´
blue coat�察�the leg of a cold fowl and half of a raw onion�察�constituted his
whole property。
These articles were not very suspicious�察 �but the beating which the
landlord had received tended greatly to confirm his own and his wife's
doubts about their guest�察 �and it was determined to send off in the early
morning to Mr。 Hayes�察�informing him how a person had lain at their inn
who had ridden thither mounted upon young Hayes's horse。 Off set John
Ostler at earliest dawn�察�but on his way he woke up Mr。 Justice's clerk�察�and
communicated his suspicions to him�察 �and Mr。 Clerk consulted with the
village baker�察 �who was always up early�察 �and the clerk�察 �the baker�察 �the
butcher with his cleaver�察�and two gentlemen who were going to work�察�all
adjourned to the inn。
Accordingly�察�when Ensign Macshane was in a truckle´bed�察�plunged in
that deep slumber which only innocence and drunkenness enjoy in this
world�察�and charming the ears of morn by the regular and melodious music
of his nose�察�a vile plot was laid against him�察�and when about seven of the
clock he woke�察�he found�察�on sitting up in his bed�察�three gentlemen on each
side of it�察�armed�察�and looking ominous。 One held a constable's staff�察�and
albeit unprovided with a warrant�察 �would take upon himself the
responsibility of seizing Mr。 Macshane and of carrying him before his
worship at the hall。
;Taranouns�察�man� ─�said the Ensign�察�springing up in bed�察�and abruptly
breaking off a loud sonorous yawn�察 �with which he had opened the
business of the day�察 �you won't deteen a gentleman who's on life and death�拭�
I give ye my word�察�an affair of honour。;
;How came you by that there horse�拭─�said the baker。
;How came you by these here fifteen guineas�拭─�said the landlord�察�in
whose hands�察�by some process�察�five of the gold pieces had disappeared。
;What is this here idolatrous string of beads�拭─�said the clerk。
Mr。 Macshane�察�the fact is�察�was a Catholic�察�but did not care to own it�此�
for in those days his religion was not popular。
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;Baids�拭 �Holy Mother of saints� �give me back them baids�察─ �said Mr。
Macshane�察�clasping his hands。 ;They were blest�察�I tell you�察�by his holiness
the popsha� �I mane they belong to a darling little daughter I had that's in
heaven now�此�and as for the money and the horse�察�I should like to know
how a gentleman is to travel in this counthry without them。;
;Why�察 �you see�察 �he may travel in the country to GIT 'em�察─ �here
shrewdly remarked the constable�察 �and it's our belief that neither horse nor
money is honestly come by。 If his worship is satisfied�察�why so�察�in course�察�
shall we be�察�but there is highwaymen abroad�察�look you�察�and�察�to our notion�察�
you have very much the cut of one。;
Further remonstrances or threats on the part of Mr。 Macshane were
useless。 Although he vowed that he was first cousin to the Duke of
Leinster�察�an officer in Her Majesty's service�察�and the dearest friend Lord
Marlborough had�察�his impudent captors would not believe a word of his
statement ��which�察 �further�察 �was garnished with a tremendous number of
oaths���察�and he was�察�about eight o'clock�察�carried up to the house of Squire
Ballance�察�the neighbouring justice of the peace。
When the worthy magistrate asked the crime of which the prisoner had
been guilty�察�the captors looked somewhat puzzled for the moment�察�since�察�
in truth�察�it could not be shown that the Ensign had committed any crime at
all�察 �and if he had confined himself to simple silence�察 �and thrown upon
them the onus of proving his misdemeanours�察�Justice Ballance must have
let him loose�察�and soundly rated his clerk and the landlord for detaining an
honest gentleman on so frivolous a charge。
But this caution was not in the Ensign's disposition�察 �and though his
accusers produced no satisfactory charge against him�察�his own words were
quite enough to show how suspicious his chara