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to tea´gardens in search of vile Popish noblemen�察 �to which Mrs。 Hayes
replied�察 �that Mr。 Hayes was a pitiful�察 �lying�察 �sneaking cur�察 �and that she
would go where she pleased。 Mr。 Hayes rejoined that if she said much
more he would take a stick to her。 Mr。 Wood whispered�察 �And serve her
right。; Mrs。 Hayes thereupon swore she had stood his cowardly blows
once or twice before�察�but that if ever he did so again�察�as sure as she was
born�察�she would stab him。 Mr。 Wood said�察 �Curse me�察�but I like her spirit。;
Mr。 Hayes took another line of argument�察 �and said�察 �The neighbours
would talk�察�madam。;
;Ay�察�that they will�察�no doubt�察─�said Mr。 Wood。
;Then let them�察─ �said Catherine。 ;What do we care about the
neighbours�拭�Didn't the neighbours talk when you sent Widow Wilkins to
gaol�拭�Didn't the neighbours talk when you levied on poor old Thomson�拭�
You didn't mind THEN�察�Mr�察�Hayes。;
;Business�察�ma'am�察�is business�察�and if I did distrain on Thomson�察�and
lock up Wilkins�察�I think you knew about it as much as I。;
;I'faith�察�I believe you're a pair�察─�said Mr。 Wood。
;Pray�察 �sir�察 �keep your tongue to yourself。 Your opinion isn't asked
anyhowno�察 �nor your company wanted neither�察─ �cried Mrs。 Catherine�察�
with proper spirit。
At which remark Mr。 Wood only whistled。
;I have asked this here gentleman to pass this evening along with me。
We've been drinking together�察�ma'am。;
;That we have;�察 �said Mr。 Wood�察 �looking at Mrs。 Cat with the most
perfect good´humour。
;I say�察 �ma'am�察 �that we've been a´drinking together�察 �and when we've
been a´drinking together�察�I say that a man is my friend。 Doctor Wood is
my friend�察�madamthe Reverend Doctor Wood。 We've passed the evening
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in company�察�talking about politics�察�madampolitics and riddle´iddle´igion。
We've not been flaunting in tea´gardens�察�and ogling the men。;
;It's a lie� ─�shrieked Mrs。 Hayes。 ;I went with Tomyou know I did�此�
the boy wouldn't let me rest till I promised to go。;
;Hang him�察�I hate him�察─�said Mr。 Hayes�此 �he's always in my way。;
;He's the only friend I have in the world�察�and the only being I care a
pin for�察─�said Catherine。
;He's an impudent idle good´for´nothing scoundrel�察�and I hope to see
him hanged� ─�shouted Mr。 Hayes。 ;And pray�察�madam�察�whose carriage was
that as you came home in�拭�I warrant you paid something for the rideha�察�
ha� ─�
;Another lie� ─�screamed Cat�察�and clutched hold of a supper´knife。 ;Say
it again�察�John Hayes�察�and�察�by I'll do for you。;
;Do for me�拭 �Hang me�察─ �said Mr。 Hayes�察 �flourishing a stick�察 �and
perfectly pot´valiant�察 �do you think I care for a bastard and a�拭─�
He did not finish the sentence�察�for the woman ran at him like a savage�察�
knife in hand。 He bounded back�察�flinging his arms about wildly�察�and struck
her with his staff sharply across the forehead。 The woman went down
instantly。 A lucky blow was it for Hayes and her�此�it saved him from death�察�
perhaps�察�and her from murder。
All this scenea very important one of our dramamight have been
described at much greater length�察 �but�察 �in truth�察 �the author has a natural
horror of dwelling too long upon such hideous spectacles�此�nor would the
reader be much edified by a full and accurate knowledge of what took
place。 The quarrel�察�however�察�though not more violent than many that had
previously taken place between Hayes and his wife�察 �was about to cause
vast changes in the condition of this unhappy pair。
Hayes was at the first moment of his victory very much alarmed�察�he
feared that he had killed the woman�察�and Wood started up rather anxiously
too�察 �with the same fancy。 But she soon began to recover。 Water was
brought�察 �her head was raised and bound up�察 �and in a short time Mrs。
Catherine gave vent to a copious fit of tears�察�which relieved her somewhat。
These did not affect Hayes muchthey rather pleased him�察�for he saw he
had got the better�察 �and although Cat fiercely turned upon him when he
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made some small attempt towards reconciliation�察�he did not heed her anger�察�
but smiled and winked in a self´satisfied way at Wood。 The coward was
quite proud of his victory�察�and finding Catherine asleep�察�or apparently so�察�
when he followed her to bed�察�speedily gave himself up to slumber too�察�and
had some pleasant dreams to his portion。
Mr。 Wood also went sniggering and happy upstairs to his chamber。 The
quarrel had been a real treat to him�察�it excited the old man´ ´tickled him
into good´humour�察�and he promised himself a rare continuation of the fun
when Tom should be made acquainted with the circumstances of the
dispute。 As for his Excellency the Count�察 �the ride from Marylebone
Gardens�察�and a tender squeeze of the hand�察�which Catherine permitted to
him on parting�察�had so inflamed the passions of the nobleman�察�that�察�after
sleeping for nine hours�察�and taking his chocolate as usual the next morning�察�
he actually delayed to read the newspaper�察 �and kept waiting a toy´shop
lady from Cornhill ��with the sweetest bargain of Mechlin lace���察�in order to
discourse to his chaplain on the charms of Mrs。 Hayes。
She�察 �poor thing�察 �never closed her lids�察 �except when she would have
had Mr。 Hayes imagine that she slumbered�察�but lay beside him�察�tossing and
tumbling�察 �with hot eyes wide open and heart thumping�察 �and pulse of a
hundred and ten�察 �and heard the heavy hours tolling�察 �and at last the day
came peering�察�haggard�察�through the window´curtains�察�and found her still
wakeful and wretched。
Mrs。 Hayes had never been�察�as we have seen�察�especially fond of her
lord�察 �but now�察 �as the day made visible to her the sleeping figure and
countenance of that gentleman�察 �she looked at him with a contempt and
loathing such as she had never felt even in all the years of her wedded life。
Mr。 Hayes was snoring profoundly�此�by his bedside�察�on his ledger�察�stood a
large greasy tin candlestick�察�containing a lank tallow´candle�察�turned down
in the shaft�察�and in the lower part�察�his keys�察�purse�察�and tobacco´pipe�察�his
feet were huddled up in his greasy threadbare clothes�察�his head and half
his sallow face muffled up in a red woollen nightcap�察 �his beard was of
several days' growth�察 �his mouth was wide open�察 �and he was snoring
profoundly�此�on a more despicable little creature the sun never shone。 And
to this sordid wretch was Catherine united for ever。 What a pretty rascal
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history might be read in yonder greasy day´book�察 �which never left the
miser��he never read in any other。 Of what a treasure were yonder keys
and purse the keepers� �not a shilling they guarded but was picked from the
pocket of necessity�察 �plundered from needy wantonness�察 �or pitilessly
squeezed from starvation。 ;A fool�察 �a miser�察 �and a coward� �Why was I
bound to this wretch�拭─ �thought Catherine�此 �I�察 �who am high´spirited and
beautiful ��did not HE tell me so�殖��察 �I who�察 �born a beggar�察 �have raised
myself to competence�察�and might have mountedwho knows whither��if
cursed Fortune had not baulked me� ─�
As Mrs。 Cat did not utter these sentiments�察�but only thought them�察�we
have a right to clothe her thoughts in the genteelest possible language�察�and�察�
to the best of our power�察 �have done so。 If the reader examines Mrs。
Hayes's train of reasoning�察�he will not�察�we should think�察�fail to perceive
how ingeniously she managed to fix all the wrong upon her husband�察�and
yet to twist out some consolatory arguments for her own vanity。 This
perverse argumentation we have all of us�察�no doubt�察�employed in our time。
How often have we��we poets�察 �politicians�察 �philosophers�察 �family´men�察�
found charming excuses for our own rascalities in the monstrous
wickedness of the world about us�察�how loudly have we abused the times
and our neighbours� �All this devil's logic did Mrs。 Catherine�察 �lying
wakeful in her bed on the night of the Marylebone fete�察�exert in gloomy
triumph。
It must�察�however�察�be confessed�察�that nothing could be more just than
Mrs。 Hayes's sense of her husband's scoundrelism and meanness�察�for if we
have not proved these in the course of this history�察�we have proved nothing。
Mrs。 Cat had a shrewd observing mind�察 �and if she wanted for proofs
against Hayes�察�she had but to look before and about her to find them。 This
amiable pair were lying in a large walnut´bed�察 �with faded silk furniture�察�
which had been taken from under a respectable old invalid widow�察 �who
had become security for a prodigal son�察�the room was hung round with an
antique tapestry ��representing Rebecca at the Well�察 �Bathsheba Bathing�察�
Judith and Holofernes�察 �and other subjects fr