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against。 As an ;unhealthy; man�察�as an ;unwealthy; man�察�and doubtless
by virtue of this protest an ;unwise; man�察�I am�察�I think�察�a glaring example
of the untruth of the proposition。
For instance�察 �it is my misfortune�察 �as an early riser�察 �to live upon a
certain fashionable avenue�察�where the practice of early rising is confined
exclusively to domestics。 Consequently�察�when I issue forth on this broad�察�
beautiful thoroughfare at six A。 M。�察�I cannot help thinking that I am�察�to a
certain extent�察�desecrating its traditional customs。
I have more than once detected the milkman winking at the maid with
a diabolical suggestion that I was returning from a carouse�察 �and
Roundsman 9999 has once or twice followed me a block or two with the
evident impression that I was a burglar returning from a successful
evening out。 Nevertheless�察�these various indiscretions have brought me
into contact with a kind of character and phenomena whose existence I
might otherwise have doubted。
First�察�let me speak of a large class of working´people whose presence
is�察�I think�察�unknown to many of those gentlemen who are in the habit of
legislating or writing about them。 A majority of these early risers in the
neighborhood of which I may call my ;beat; carry with them
unmistakable evidences of the American type。 I have seen so little of that
foreign element that is popularly supposed to be the real working class of
the great metropolis�察 �that I have often been inclined to doubt statistics。
The ground that my morning rambles cover extends from Twenty´third
Street to Washington Park�察�and laterally from Sixth Avenue to Broadway。
The early rising artisans that I meet here�察 �crossing three avenues�察 �the
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milkmen�察 �the truck´drivers�察 �the workman�察 �even the occasional tramp�察�
wherever they may come from or go to�察�or what their real habitat may be�察�
´are invariably Americans。 I give it as an honest record�察 �whatever its
significance or insignificance may be�察 �that during the last year�察 �between
the hours of six and eight A。 M。�察 �in and about the locality I have
mentioned�察�I have met with but two unmistakable foreigners�察�an Irishman
and a German。 Perhaps it may be necessary to add to this statement that
the people I have met at those early hours I have never seen at any other
time in the same locality。
As to their quality�察�the artisans were always cleanly dressed�察�intelligent�察�
and respectful。 I remember�察�however�察�one morning�察�when the ice storm
of the preceding night had made the sidewalks glistening�察 �smiling and
impassable�察�to have journeyed down the middle of Twelfth Street with a
mechanic so sooty as to absolutely leave a legible track in the snowy
pathway。 He was the fireman attending the engine in a noted
manufactory�察 �and in our brief conversation he told me many facts
regarding his profession which I fear interested me more than the after´
dinner speeches of some distinguished gentlemen I had heard the
preceding night。 I remember that he spoke of his engine as ;she�察─ �and
related certain circumstances regarding her inconsistency�察�her aberrations�察�
her pettishnesses�察 �that seemed to justify the feminine gender。 I have a
grateful recollection of him as being one who introduced me to a
restaurant where chicory�察�thinly disguised as coffee�察�was served with bread
at five cents a cup�察�and that he honorably insisted on being the host�察�and
paid his ten cents for our mutual entertainment with the grace of a
Barmecide。 I remember�察�in a more genial season��I think early summer�察�
´to have found upon the benches of Washington Park a gentleman who
informed me that his profession was that of a ;pigeon catcher;�察 �that he
contracted with certain parties in this city to furnish these birds for what
he called their ;pigeon´shoots;�察�and that in fulfilling this contract he often
was obliged to go as far west as Minnesota。 The details he gavehis
methods of entrapping the birds�察�his study of their habits�察�his evident belief
that the city pigeon�察 �however well provided for by parties who fondly
believed the bird to be their own�察 �was really ferae naturae�察 �and
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consequently ;game; for the pigeon´catcherwere all so interesting that I
listened to him with undisguised delight。 When he had finished�察�however�察�
he said�察 �And now�察�sir�察�being a poor man�察�with a large family�察�and work
bein' rather slack this year�察�if ye could oblige me with the loan of a dollar
and your address�察 �until remittances what I'm expecting come in from
Chicago�察�you'll be doin' me a great service�察─�etc。�察�etc。 He got the dollar�察�
of course ��his information was worth twice the money���察�but I imagine he
lost my address。 Yet it is only fair to say that some days after�察�relating his
experience to a prominent sporting man�察�he corroborated all its details�察�and
satisfied me that my pigeon´ catching friend�察 �although unfortunate�察 �was
not an impostor。
And this leads me to speak of the birds。 Of all early risers�察�my most
importunate�察 �aggressive�察 �and obtrusive companions are the English
sparrows。 Between six and seven A。 M。 they seem to possess the avenue�察�
and resent my intrusion。 I remember�察�one chilly morning�察�when I came
upon a flurry of them�察�chattering�察�quarreling�察�skimming�察�and alighting just
before me。 I stopped at last�察�fearful of stepping on the nearest。 To my
great surprise�察�instead of flying away�察�he contested the ground inch by inch
before my advancing foot�察 �with his wings outspread and open bill
outstretched�察 �very much like that ridiculous burlesque of the American
eagle which the common canary´bird assumes when teased。 ;Did you ever
see 'em wash in the fountain in the square�拭─�said Roundsman 9999�察�early
one summer morning。 I had not。 ;I guess they're there yet。 Come and
see 'em�察─�he said�察�and complacently accompanied me two blocks。 I don't
know which was the finer sight��the thirty or forty winged sprites�察�
dashing in and out of the basin�察 �each the very impersonation of a light´
hearted�察�mischievous puck�察�or this grave policeman�察�with badge and club
and shield�察�looking on with delight。 Perhaps my visible amusement�察�or
the spectacle of a brother policeman just then going past with a couple of
;drunk and disorderlies�察─ �recalled his official responsibilities and duties。
;They say them foreign sparrows drive all the other birds away�察─�he added�察�
severely�察�and then walked off with a certain reserved manner�察�as if it were
not impossible for him to be called upon some morning to take the entire
feathered assembly into custody�察�and if so called upon he should do it。
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Next�察�I think�察�in procession among the early risers�察�and surely next in
fresh and innocent exterior�察�were the work´women or shop´ girls。 I have
seen this fine avenue on gala afternoons bright with the beauty and
elegance of an opulent city�察�but I have see no more beautiful faces than I
have seen among these humbler sisters。 As the mere habits of dress in
America�察�except to a very acute critic�察�give no suggestion of the rank of
the wearer�察�I can imagine an inexperienced foreigner utterly mystified and
confounded by these girls�察�who perhaps work a sewing´machine or walk
the long floors of a fashionable dry´goods shop。 I remember one face
and figure�察 �faultless and complete��modestly yet most becomingly
dressed�察�indeed�察�a figure that Compte´Calix might have taken for one of
his exquisite studies�察 �which�察 �between seven and eight A。 M。 passed
through Eleventh Street�察 �between Sixth Avenue and Broadway。 So
exceptionally fine was her carriage�察 �so chaste and virginal her presence�察�
and so refined and even spiritual her features�察 �that�察 �as a literary man�察 �I
would have been justified in taking her for the heroine of a society novel。
Indeed�察�I had already woven a little romance about her�察�when one morning
she overtook me�察 �accompanied by another girlpretty�察 �but of a different
typewith whom she was earnestly conversing。 As the two passed me�察�
there fell from her faultless lips the following astounding sentence�此 �And I
told him�察�if he didn't like it he might lump it�察�and he traveled off on his left
ear�察 �you bet� ─ �Heaven knows what indiscretion this speech saved me
from�察 �but the reader will understand what a sting the pain of rejection
might have added to it by the above fo