arizona nights-第15部分
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well; with all sorts of variations and frills。 We smoked in
silence。 The deep rumble of the cattle filled the air with its
diapason。 Always the shrill coyotes raved out in the mesquite。
Sacatone Bill had finished his meal; and had gone to sit by Jed
Parker; his old friend。 They talked together low…voiced。 The
evening grew; and the eastern sky silvered over the mountains in
anticipation of the moon。
Sacatone Bill suddenly threw back his head and laughed。
〃Reminds me f the time I went to Colorado!〃 he cried。
〃He's off!〃 whispered the Cattleman。
A dead silence fell on the circle。 Everybody shifted position
the better to listen to the story of Sacatone Bill。
About ten year ago I got plumb sick of punchin' cows around my
part of the country。 She hadn't rained since Noah; and I'd
forgot what water outside a pail or a trough looked like。 So I
scouted around inside of me to see what part of the world I'd
jump to; and as I seemed to know as little of Colorado and minin'
as anything else; I made up the pint of bean soup I call my
brains to go there。 So I catches me a buyer at Henson and turns
over my pore little bunch of cattle and prepared to fly。 The
last day I hauled up about twenty good buckets of water and threw
her up against the cabin。 My buyer was settin' his hoss waitin'
for me to get ready。 He didn't say nothin' until we'd got down
about ten mile or so。
〃Mr。 Hicks;〃 says he; hesitatin' like; 〃I find it a good rule in
this country not to overlook other folks' plays; but I'd take it
mighty kind if you'd explain those actions of yours with the
pails of water。〃
〃Mr。 Jones;〃 says I; 〃it's very simple。 I built that shack five
year ago;and it's never rained since。 I just wanted to settle in
my mind whether or not that damn roof leaked。〃
So I quit Arizona; and in about a week I see my reflection in the
winders of a little place called Cyanide in the Colorado
mountains。
Fellows; she was a bird。 They wasn't a pony in sight; nor a
squar' foot of land that wasn't either street or straight up。 It
made me plumb lonesome for a country where you could see a long
ways even if you didn't see much。 And this early in the evenin'
they wasn't hardly anybody in the streets at all。
I took a look at them dark; gloomy; old mountains; and a sniff at
a breeze that would have frozen the whiskers of hope; and I made
a dive for the nearest lit winder。 They was a sign over it that
just said:
THIS IS A SALOON
I was glad they labelled her。 I'd never have known it。 They had
a fifteen…year old kid tendin' bar; no games goin'; and not a
soul in the place。
〃Sorry to disturb your repose; bub;〃 says I; 〃but see if you can
sort out any rye among them collections of sassapariller of
yours。〃
I took a drink; and then another to keep it companyI was
beginnin' to sympathise with anythin' lonesome。 Then I kind of
sauntered out to the back room where the hurdy…gurdy ought to be。
Sure enough; there was a girl settin' on the pianner stool;
another in a chair; and a nice shiny Jew drummer danglin' his
feet from a table。 They looked up when they see me come in; and
went right on talkin'。
〃Hello; girls!〃 says I。
At that they stopped talkin' complete。
〃How's tricks?〃 says I。
〃Who's your woolly friend?〃 the shiny Jew asks of the girls。
I looked at him a minute; but I see he'd been raised a pet; and
then; too; I was so hungry for sassiety I was willin' to pass a
bet or two。
〃Don't you ADMIRE these cow gents?〃 snickers one of the girls。
〃Play somethin'; sister;〃 says I to the one at the pianner。
She just grinned at me。
〃Interdooce me;〃 says the drummer in a kind of a way that made
them all laugh a heap。
〃Give us a tune;〃 I begs; tryin' to be jolly; too。
〃She don't know any pieces;〃 says the Jew。
〃Don't you?〃 I asks pretty sharp。
〃No;〃 says she。
〃Well; I do;〃 says I。
I walked up to her; jerked out my guns; and reached around both
sides of her to the pianner。 I run the muzzles up and down the
keyboard two or three times; and then shot out half a dozen keys。
〃That's the piece I know;〃 says I。
But the other girl and the Jew drummer had punched the breeze。
The girl at the pianner just grinned; and pointed to the winder
where they was some ragged glass hangin'。 She was dead game。
〃Say; Susie;〃 says I; 〃you're all right; but your friends is
tur'ble。 I may be rough; and I ain't never been curried below
the knees; but I'm better to tie to than them sons of guns。〃
〃I believe it;〃 says she。
So we had a drink at the bar; and started out to investigate the
wonders of Cyanide。
Say; that night was a wonder。 Susie faded after about three
drinks; but I didn't seem to mind that。 I hooked up to another
saloon kept by a thin Dutchman。 A fat Dutchman is stupid; but a
thin one is all right。
In ten minutes I had more friends in Cyanide than they is
fiddlers in hell。 I begun to conclude Cyanide wasn't so
lonesome。 About four o'clock in comes a little Irishman about
four foot high; with more upper lip than a muley cow;and enough
red hair to make an artificial aurorer borealis。 He had big red
hands with freckles pasted onto them; and stiff red hairs
standin' up separate and lonesome like signal stations。 Also his
legs was bowed。
He gets a drink at the bar; and stands back and yells:
〃God bless the Irish and let the Dutch rustle!〃
Now; this was none of my town; so I just stepped back of the end
of the bar quick where I wouldn't stop no lead。 The shootin'
didn't begin。
〃Probably Dutchy didn't take no note of what the locoed little
dogie DID say;〃 thinks I to myself。
The Irishman bellied up to the bar again; and pounded on it with
his fist。
〃Look here!〃 he yells。 〃Listen to what I'm tellin' ye! God
bless the Irish and let the Dutch rustle! Do ye hear me?〃
〃Sure; I hear ye;〃 says Dutchy; and goes on swabbin' his bar with
a towel。
At that my soul just grew sick。 I asked the man next to me why
Dutchy didn't kill the little fellow。
〃Kill him! 〃 says this man。 〃What for?〃
〃For insultin' of him; of course。〃
〃Oh; he's drunk;〃 says the man; as if that explained anythin'。
That settled it with me。 I left that place; and went home;and it
wasn't more than four o'clock; neither。 No; I don't call four
o'clock late。 It may be a little late for night before last; but
it's just the shank of the evenin' for to…night。
Well; it took me six weeks and two days to go broke。 I didn't
know sic em; about minin'; and before long I KNEW that I didn't
'know sic 'em。 Most all day I poked around them mountains…not
like our'ntoo much timber to be comfortable。 At night I got to
droppin' in at Dutchy's。 He had a couple of quiet games goin';
and they was one fellow among that lot of grubbin' prairie dogs
that had heerd tell that cows had horns。 He was the wisest of
the bunch on the cattle business。 So I stowed away my
consolation; and made out to forget comparing Colorado with God's
country。
About three times a week this Irishman I told you ofname
O'Toolecomes bulgin' in。 When he was sober he talked minin'
high; wide; and handsome。 When he was drunk he pounded both
fists on the bar and yelled for action; tryin' to get Dutchy on
the peck。
〃God bless the Irish and let the Dutch rustle!〃 he yells about
six times。 〃Say; do you hear?〃
〃Sure;〃 says Dutchy; calm as a milk cow; 〃sure; I hears ye!〃
I was plumb sorry for O'Toole。 I'd like to have given him a run;
but; of course; I couldn't take it up without makin' myself out a
friend of this Dutchy party; and I couldn't stand for that。 But
I did tackle Dutchy about it one night when they wasn't nobody
else there。
〃Dutchy;〃 says I; 〃what makes you let that bow…legged cross
between a bulldog and a flamin' red sunset tromp on you so? It
looks to me like you're plumb spiritless。〃
Dutchy stopped wiping glasses for a minute。
〃Just you hold on〃 says he。 〃I ain't ready yet。 Bimeby I make
him sick; also those others who laugh with him。〃
He had a little grey flicker in his eye; and I thinks to myself
that maybe they'd get Dutchy on the peck yet。
As I said; I went broke in just six weeks and two days。 And I
was broke a plenty。 No hold…outs anywhere。 It was a heap long
ways to cows; and I'd be teetotally chawed up and spit out if I
was goin' to join these minin' terrapins defacin' the bosom of
nature。 It sure looked to me like hard work。
While I was figurin' what next; Dutchy came in。 Which I was
tur'ble surprised at that; but I said good…mornin' and would he
rest his poor feet。
〃You like to make some money?〃 he asks。
〃That depends;〃 says I; 〃on how easy it is。〃
〃It is easy;〃 says he。 〃I want you to buy hosses for me。〃
〃Hosses! Sure!〃 I yells; jumpin' up。 〃You bet you! Why; hosses
is where I live! What hosses do you want?〃
〃All hosses;〃 says he; calm as a faro dealer。
〃What?〃 says I。 〃Elucidate; my bucko。 I don't take no such
blanket order。 Spread your cards。〃
〃I mean just that;〃 says he。 〃I want you to buy all the hosses in
this camp; and in the mountains。 Every one。〃
〃Whew!〃 I whistles。 〃That's a large order。 But I'm your meat。〃
〃Come with me; then;〃 says he。 I hadn't but just got up; but I
went with him to his little old poison factory。 Of course; I
hadn't had no breakfast; but he staked me to a Kentucky
breakfast。 What's a Kentucky breakfast? Why; a Kentucky
breakfast is a three…pound steak; a bottle of whisky; and a
setter dog。 What's the dog for? Why; to eat the steak; of