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He was then beginning to repeat; but Minos pushed him forward;

and; turning his back to him; applied himself to the next

passenger; a very genteel spirit; who made a very low bow to

Minos; and then threw himself into an erect attitude; and

imitated the motion of taking snuff with his right hand。  Minos

asked him what he had to say for himself。  He answered; he would

dance a minuet with any spirit in Elysium:  that he could

likewise perform all his other exercises very well; and hoped he

had in his life deserved the character of a perfect fine

gentleman。  Minos replied it would be great pity to rob the world

of so fine a gentleman; and therefore desired him to take the

other trip。  The beau bowed; thanked the judge; and said he

desired no better。



Several spirits expressed much astonishment at this his

satisfaction; but we were afterwards informed he had not taken

the emetic above mentioned。



A miserable old spirit now crawled forwards; whose face I thought

I had formerly seen near Westminster Abbey。  He entertained Minos

with a long harangue of what he had done when in the HOUSE; and

then proceeded to inform him how much he was worth; without

attempting to produce a single instance of any one good action。 

Minos stopped the career of his discourse; and acquainted him he

must take a trip back again。



〃What! to S house?〃 said the spirit in an ecstasy; but the

judge; without making him any answer; turned to another; who with

a very solemn air and great dignity; acquainted him he was a

duke。  〃To the right…about; Mr。 Duke;〃 cried Minos; 〃you are

infinitely too great a man for Elysium;〃 and then; giving him a

kick on the bch; he addressed himself to a spirit who; with

fear and trembling; begged he might not go to the bottomless pit:

he said he hoped Minos would consider that; though he had gone

astray; he had suffered for itthat it was necessity which drove

him to the robbery of eighteenpence; which he had committed; and

for which he was hangedthat he had done some good actions in

his lifethat he had supported an aged parent with his labor

that he had been a very tender husband and a kind fatherand

that he had ruined himself by being bail for his friend。  At

which words the gate opened; and Minos bade him enter; giving him

a slap on the back as he passed by him。  A great number of

spirits now came forwards; who all declared they had the same

claim; and that the captain should speak for them。  He acquainted

the judge that they had been all slain in the service of their

country。  Minos was going to admit them; but had the curiosity to

ask who had been the invader; in order; as he said; to prepare

the back gate for him。  The captain answered they had been the

invaders themselvesthat they had entered the enemy's country;

and burned and plundered several cities。  〃And for what reason?〃

said Minos。  〃By the command of him who paid us;〃 said the

captain; 〃that is the reason of a soldier。  We are to execute

whatever we are commanded; or we should be a disgrace to the

army; and very little deserve our pay。〃  〃You are brave fellows

indeed;〃 said Minos; 〃but be pleased to face about; and obey my

command for once; in returning back to the other world:  for what

should such fellows as you do where there are no cities to be

burned; nor people to be destroyed? But let me advise you to have

a stricter regard to truth for the future; and not call the

depopulating other countries the service of your own。〃  The

captain answered; in a rage; 〃Dn me! do you give me the lie?〃

and was going to take Minos by the nose had not his guards

prevented him; and immediately turned him and all his followers

back the same road they came。



Four spirits informed the judge that they had been starved to

death through povertybeing the father; mother; and two

children; that they had been honest and as industrious as

possible; till sickness had prevented the man from labor。  〃All

that is very true;〃 cried a grave spirit who stood by。  〃I know

the fact; for these poor people were under my cure。〃  〃You was; I

suppose; the parson of the parish;〃 cries Minos; 〃I hope you had

a good living; sir。〃  〃That was but a small one;〃 replied the

spirit; 〃but I had another a little better。〃〃Very well;〃 said

Minos; 〃let the poor people pass。〃 At which the parson was

stepping forwards with a stately gait before them; but Minos

caught hold of him and pulled him back; saying; 〃Not so fast;

doctoryou must take one step more into the other world first;

for no man enters that gate without charity。〃  A very stately

figure now presented himself; and; informing Minos he was a

patriot; began a very florid harangue on public virtue and the

liberties of his country。  Upon which Minos showed him the utmost

respect; and ordered the gate to be opened。  The patriot was not

contented with this applause; he said he had behaved as well in

place as he had done in the opposition; and that; though he was

now obliged to embrace the court measures; yet he had behaved

very honestly to his friends; and brought as many in as was

possible。  〃Hold a moment;〃 says Minos:  〃on second

consideration; Mr。 Patriot; I think a man of your great virtue

and abilities will be so much missed by your country; that; if I

might advise you; you should take a journey back again。  I am

sure you will not decline it; for I am certain you will; with

great readiness; sacrifice your own happiness to the public

good。〃  The patriot smiled; and told Minos he believed he was in

jest; and was offering to enter the gate; but the judge laid fast

hold of him and insisted on his return; which the patriot still

declining; he at last ordered his guards to seize him and conduct

him back。



A spirit now advanced; and the gate was immediately thrown open

to him before he had spoken a word。  I heard some whisper; 〃That

is our last lord mayor。〃



It now came to our company's turn。  The fair spirit which I

mentioned with so much applause in the beginning of my journey

passed through very easily; but the grave lady was rejected on

her first appearance; Minos declaring there was not a single

prude in Elysium。



The judge then addressed himself to me; who little expected to

pass this fiery trial。  I confessed I had indulged myself very

freely with wine and women in my youth; but had never done an

injury to any man living; nor avoided an opportunity of doing

good; that I pretended to very little virtue more than general

philanthrophy and private friendship。  I was proceeding; when

Minos bade me enter the gate; and not indulge myself with

trumpeting forth my virtues。  I accordingly passed forward with

my lovely companion; and; embracing her with vast eagerness; but

spiritual innocence; she returned my embrace in the same manner;

and we both congratulated ourselves on our arrival in this happy

region; whose beauty no painting of the imagination can describe。





CHAPTER VIII



The adventures which the author met on his first entrance into

Elysium。



We pursued our way through a delicious grove of orange…trees;

where I saw infinite numbers of spirits; every one of whom I

knew; and was known by them (for spirits here know one another by

intuition)。  I presently met a little daughter whom I had lost

several years before。  Good gods! what words can describe the

raptures; the melting passionate tenderness; with which we kissed

each other; continuing in our embrace; with the most ecstatic

joy; a space which; if time had been measured here as on earth;

could not be less than half a year。



The first spirit with whom I entered into discourse was the

famous Leonidas of Sparta。  I acquainted him with the honors

which had been done him by a celebrated poet of our nation; to

which he answered he was very much obliged to him。  We were

presently afterwards entertained with the most delicious voice I

had ever heard; accompanied by a violin; equal to Signior

Piantinida。  I presently discovered the musician and songster to

be Orpheus and Sappho。



Old Homer was present at this concert (if I may so call it); and

Madam Dacier sat in his lap。  He asked much after Mr。 Pope; and

said he was very desirous of seeing him; for that he had read his

Iliad in his translation with almost as much delight as he

believed he had given others in the original。  I had the

curiosity to inquire whether he had really writ that poem in

detached pieces; and sung it about as ballads all over Greece;

according to the report which went of him。  He smiled at my

question; and asked me whether there appeared any connection in

the poem; for if there did he thought I might answer myself。  I

then importuned him to acquaint me in which of the cities which

contended for the honor of his birth he was really born?  To

which he answered; 〃Upon my soul I can't tell。〃



Virgil then came up to me; with Mr。 Addison under his arm。 

〃Well; sir;〃 said he; 〃how many translations have these few last

years produced of my Aeneid?〃  I told him I believed several; but

I could not possibly remember; for that I had never read any but

Dr。 Trapp's。  〃Ay;〃 said he; 〃that is a curious piece indeed!〃  I

then acquainted him with the discovery made by Mr。 Warburton of

the Elusinian mysteries couched in his sixth book。  〃What

mysteries?〃 said Mr。 Addison。  〃The Elusinian;〃 answered Virgil;

〃which I have disclosed in my sixth book。〃  〃How!〃 replied

Addison。  〃You never mentioned a word of any such mysteries to me

in all our acquaintance。〃  〃I thought it was unnecessary;〃 cried

the other; 〃to a man of your infinite learning:  besides; you

always told me you perfectly understood my meaning。〃  Upon this I

thought the critic looked a little out of countenance; and turned

aside to a very merry spirit; one Dick Steele; who embraced him;

and told him he had been the greatest man upon earth; that he

readily resigned up all the merit of his own works t

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