Found At Blazing Starby Bret HarteThe rain had only ceased with the gray streaks of morning atBlazing Star, and the settlement awoke to a moral sense ofcleanliness, and the finding of forgotten knives, tin cups, andsmaller camp utensils, where the heavy showers had washed away thedebris and dust heaps before the cabin doors. Indeed, it wasrecorded in Blazing Star that a fortunate early riser had oncepicked up on the highway a solid chunk of gold quartz which the...
·会错了意,先表了情 一九七八年十一月「阁楼」(PENTHOUSE)杂志上登有一幅漫画,画的是一对情侣,碰到一个收恋爱税的,女的一见来者举枪,就赶快脱裤子。她的男朋友急了,说停下来别动嘛!〔只是抢钱而已〕没人说要搞你呀!(Now just hold it one goddamn minute - no one said anything about rape……) 这幅漫画的妙处,就在这位女的会错了意,却先表了情。 漫画以外,还有一个笑话。一位乡下孕妇,到妇产科去检查。医生说:「请你先把裤子脱下来。」说完就转身去做别的事了,不料再转回来的时候,看到这孕妇裤子还是没脱。医生问她为什么,孕妇脸红了,低下头来,小声说:「你先脱嘛!」这个故事的妙处,就在这位孕妇会错了意,却先表了情。...
森林运动会袋鼠、猴子因跳的高受到狮王表扬,熊挨了批不服气地说:我明天要跳过这座桥!狮王:看你熊样还在桥啊桥的呢(你还在瞧啊!)听说今天太湖里跳出来一只癞蛤蟆被车轧死,我听了一直很担心,马上给你发短信,如果你还活着的话,请回复我!江湖上知道你武功高强,但你不能骄傲,做到人中有剑,剑中有人,人剑合一,做到了这一点,你就不再是人,是剑人!剑人!剑人!你看你,美国头,法国腰,印度鼻子,香港脚,人不人,鬼不鬼,只有一个脑袋,两条腿,你看看你,还在看着短信咧着嘴!红红的太阳蓝蓝的天,农民要看三级片,兴奋地冲进电影院,愤怒的叫喊震翻了天。村长跑来问啥事,农民说“看短信的那人不主演,打死我们也不给钱”。...
The Religion of Babylonia and Assyriaby Theophilus G. PinchesCHAPTER IFOREWORDPosition, and Period.The religion of the Babylonians and Assyrians was the polytheistic faith professed by the peoples inhabiting the Tigris and Euphrates valleys from what may be regarded as the dawn of history until the Christian era began, or, at least, until the inhabitants were brought under the influence of Christianity. The chronological period covered may be roughly estimated at about 5000 years. The belief of
The Zincali - An Account of the Gypsies of Spainby George BorrowPREFACEIT is with some diffidence that the author ventures to offer thepresent work to the public.The greater part of it has been written under very peculiarcircumstances, such as are not in general deemed at all favourablefor literary composition: at considerable intervals, during aperiod of nearly five years passed in Spain - in moments snatched...
羊慧明,生于1956年,1982年毕业于复旦大学新闻系,曾任成都军区摄影干事、新华社军事记者、《经济日报》驻四川记者。现系自由作家,中国摄影家协会四川分会会员。与唐步云、马平合著有《中国的出路:改革》、《中国1992:背水之战》、《中国观念大爆炸》、《中国1993:走出混沌》、《中国记者眼中的美国》等书,即将出版的有《不鸣惊人》、《新闻的背后》等书。现兼任四川慧明智囊中心负责人。《狼市》 序破译中国股市病灶DNA(1)——策划人与作者的对话策划人:羊慧明先生,你今年年初出版的《中国房市警告》一书,在社会、学界、业界都产生了一定的影响,但在我们的印象中你过去好像从未写过关于房地产的文章,初次出手却有如此的反响,真不愧是大手笔!...
回忆录系列银色马福尔摩斯探案—回忆录 一天早晨,我们一起用早餐,福尔摩斯说道: “华生,恐怕我只好去一次了。” “去一次?!上哪儿?” “到达特穆尔,去金斯皮兰。” 我听了并不惊奇。老实说,我本来感到奇怪的是,目前在英国各地到处都在谈论着一件离奇古怪的案件,可是福尔摩斯却没有过问。他整日里紧皱双眉,低头沉思,在屋内走来走去,装上一斗又一斗的烈性烟叶,吸个没完,对我提出的问题和议论,完全置之不理。报刊经售人给我们送来当天的各种报纸,他也仅仅稍一过目就扔到一旁。然而,尽管他沉默不语,我完全清楚地知道,福尔摩斯正在仔细考虑着什么。当前,人们面前只有一个问题,迫切需要福尔摩斯的分析推论智能去解决,那就是韦塞克斯杯锦标赛中的名驹奇异的失踪和驯马师的惨死。所以,他突然声称,他打算出发去调查这件戏剧性的奇案,这不出我所料,也正中我下怀。...
LYCURGUSLegendary, 9th Century B.C.by Plutarchtranslated by John DrydenThere is so much uncertainty in the accounts which historians haveleft us of Lycurgus, the lawgiver of Sparta, that scarcely anything isasserted by one of them which is not called into question orcontradicted by the rest. Their sentiments are quite different as tothe family he came of, the voyages he undertook, the place and...
Ivanoffby Anton CheckovA PLAYCHARACTERSNICHOLAS IVANOFF, perpetual member of the Council of PeasantAffairsANNA, his wife. Nee Sarah AbramsonMATTHEW SHABELSKI, a count, uncle of IvanoffPAUL LEBEDIEFF, President of the Board of the ZemstvoZINAIDA, his wifeSASHA, their daughter, twenty years oldLVOFF, a young government doctorMARTHA BABAKINA, a young widow, owner of an estate and daughterof a rich merchantKOSICH, an excisemanMICHAEL BORKIN, a distant relative of Ivanoff, and manager of his...
我们身边的空气都弥漫着焦虑的气息…… ——一心理咨询专家 你快乐吗?这是一个简单的问题。这是一个复杂的问题。我曾就这个问题询问过许多朋友,大家的反应出奇的相似,先是一愣,然后便是神色茫然。“快乐?偶尔有,但很短暂。”一位朋友沉思良久后回答。“平时有那么多的事情让你烦心,周围的人有的买了房,有的升了职,有的出了国……这世界变化太快啦,你能不急吗?你得拼命地往前赶呐,哪儿有时间快乐呢?快乐?将来吧!” 看看吧,我们身边的许多人是不是每天都在不停地奔忙着?是不是许多人都把“忙着呢”、“烦着呢”、“真让人着急”等等的语言挂在嘴边?“这是一个焦虑的时代,所有的人都迫不及待,甚至我们身边的空气都弥漫着焦虑的气息……”一位心理咨询专家的话道出了问题的实质。...
第一章 校园杀人事件 第二十三节 化险为夷(全) "你有证据?那就拿出来吧。"那个假杨光毫不在意的看着李天野,那目光中似乎还带着些嘲讽和不屑。见李天野迟迟不语,他很是得意的尖笑着,"怎么?拿不出来了吗?"神情甚为得意。仿佛早就料到李天野拿不出证据来一样。 "是的,我有证据,不过,这个证据现在似乎没有什么必要拿出来了。因为……"李天野依旧是那副一百零一号的表情,似笑非笑的,让人琢磨不清。 听了这话,大家的反映不一。有些人面露喜色,有些人却愁云罩顶。陈晨以为,李天野是和自己一样,只是随口说说,想拖延时间想办法的。于是暗暗叹了口气,看来这次是真的要打硬仗了。可是现在己方根本就没什么胜算,对方不仅有人质在手,而且还实力不明。如果打输了,要怎么像学校解释突然又失踪了两个人?就算侥幸打赢了,可是这残局又要怎么收拾?现在杨光也是行踪不明,不然还可以让他催眠一部分的人,等大家把事情...
Memoirs of Carwin the BiloquistCharles Brockden BrownChapter I.I was the second son of a farmer, whose place of residence was a western district of Pennsylvania. My eldest brother seemed fitted by nature for the employment to which he was destined. His wishes never led him astray from the hay-stack and the furrow. His ideas never ranged beyond the sphere of his vision, or suggested the possibility that to-morrow could differ from to-day. He could read and write, because he had no alternativ
Justiceby John GalsworthyPERSONS OF THE PLAYJAMES HOW, solicitorWALTER HOW, solicitorROBERT COKESON, their managing clerkWILLIAM FALDER, their junior clerkSWEEDLE, their office-boyWISTER, a detectiveCOWLEY, a cashierMR. JUSTICE FLOYD, a judgeHAROLD CLEAVER, an old advocateHECTOR FROME, a young advocateCAPTAIN DANSON, V.C., a prison governorTHE REV. HUGH MILLER, a prison chaplainEDWARD CLEMENT, a prison doctorWOODER, a chief warderMOANEY, convict...
星期日十二月,这是一个寒风刺骨冷飕飕的季节,而在这么寒冷的季节里,能让我从实验室走出来的原因实在少之又少,其中一样是“劳塞”(闽南话,拉肚子)。在厕所光着屁股吹了半小时的冷风后,我冲回了实验室,然后趁着中午天气变暖时,我骑着车到大卖场买了一些熟食,然后顺便买了我这辈子第一包(我确信也是最后一包)的“羊肉炉速食包”回到寝室。而整个故事,也就从这包小小的羊肉炉开始……晚上八九点左右。我把中午买的羊肉炉速食包加热完后,正想要好好看部电影,顺便在这寒冷的夜里好好沉浸在羊肉炉的美味之中,只是我打死也没想到,竟然能沉浸得如此彻底。在加热完后,我直接将整锅热腾腾的羊肉炉搬到电脑荧屏前,准备好好享用一番。我用筷子在锅里翻搅了一阵,然后选出了一块肥瘦适中、色泽鲜润的羊肉块端详一番。于是就在我满怀兴奋、期待准备吞下第一囗的牺牲品时——当时的我左手拿着锅子,右手夹着肉块,而就当肉块即...