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sides�察�the beaten party being content to be at the same expense�察�to keep
itself in countenance ��a laudable and ancient custom�察�happily revived of
late in the art of war���察�so the learned�察�after a sharp and bloody dispute�察�
do�察�on both sides�察�hang out their trophies too�察�whichever comes by the
worst。 These trophies have largely inscribed on them the merits of the
cause�察�a full impartial account of such a Battle�察�and how the victory fell
clearly to the party that set them up。 They are known to the world
under several names�察 �as disputes�察 �arguments�察 �rejoinders�察 �brief
considerations�察 �answers�察 �replies�察 �remarks�察 �reflections�察 �objections�察�
confutations。 For a very few days they are fixed up all in public places�察�
either by themselves or their representatives�察�for passengers to gaze at�察�
whence the chiefest and largest are removed to certain magazines they
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call libraries�察�there to remain in a quarter purposely assigned them�察�and
thenceforth begin to be called books of controversy。
In these books is wonderfully instilled and preserved the spirit of
each warrior while he is alive�察�and after his death his soul transmigrates
thither to inform them。 This�察�at least�察�is the more common opinion�察�but
I believe it is with libraries as with other cemeteries�察 �where some
philosophers affirm that a certain spirit�察 �which they call BRUTUM
HOMINIS�察 �hovers over the monument�察 �till the body is corrupted and
turns to dust or to worms�察�but then vanishes or dissolves�察�so�察�we may say�察�
a restless spirit haunts over every book�察�till dust or worms have seized
upon it ´ which to some may happen in a few days�察�but to others later ´
and therefore�察�books of controversy being�察�of all others�察�haunted by the
most disorderly spirits�察 �have always been confined in a separate lodge
from the rest�察�and for fear of a mutual violence against each other�察�it was
thought prudent by our ancestors to bind them to the peace with strong
iron chains。 Of which invention the original occasion was this�此 �When
the works of Scotus first came out�察�they were carried to a certain library�察�
and had lodgings appointed them�察�but this author was no sooner settled
than he went to visit his master Aristotle�察 �and there both concerted
together to seize Plato by main force�察�and turn him out from his ancient
station among the divines�察 �where he had peaceably dwelt near eight
hundred years。 The attempt succeeded�察 �and the two usurpers have
reigned ever since in his stead�察�but�察 �to maintain quiet for the future�察 �it
was decreed that all polemics of the larger size should be hold fast with a
chain。
By this expedient�察�the public peace of libraries might certainly have
been preserved if a new species of controversial books had not arisen of
late years�察 �instinct with a more malignant spirit�察 �from the war above
mentioned between the learned about the higher summit of Parnassus。
When these books were first admitted into the public libraries�察 �I
remember to have said�察 �upon occasion�察 �to several persons concerned�察�
how I was sure they would create broils wherever they came�察 �unless a
world of care were taken�察�and therefore I advised that the champions of
each side should be coupled together�察�or otherwise mixed�察�that�察�like the
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blending of contrary poisons�察�their malignity might be employed among
themselves。 And it seems I was neither an ill prophet nor an ill
counsellor�察�for it was nothing else but the neglect of this caution which
gave occasion to the terrible fight that happened on Friday last between
the Ancient and Modern Books in the King's library。 Now�察�because the
talk of this battle is so fresh in everybody's mouth�察�and the expectation
of the town so great to be informed in the particulars�察�I�察�being possessed
of all qualifications requisite in an historian�察 �and retained by neither
party�察�have resolved to comply with the urgent importunity of my friends�察�
by writing down a full impartial account thereof。
The guardian of the regal library�察�a person of great valour�察�but chiefly
renowned for his humanity�察�had been a fierce champion for the Moderns�察�
and�察�in an engagement upon Parnassus�察�had vowed with his own hands
to knock down two of the ancient chiefs who guarded a small pass on
the superior rock�察�but�察�endeavouring to climb up�察�was cruelly obstructed
by his own unhappy weight and tendency towards his centre�察�a quality to
which those of the Modern party are extremely subject�察�for�察�being light´
headed�察 �they have�察 �in speculation�察 �a wonderful agility�察 �and conceive
nothing too high for them to mount�察�but�察�in reducing to practice�察�discover
a mighty pressure about their posteriors and their heels。 Having thus
failed in his design�察�the disappointed champion bore a cruel rancour to
the Ancients�察�which he resolved to gratify by showing all marks of his
favour to the books of their adversaries�察�and lodging them in the fairest
apartments�察�when�察�at the same time�察 �whatever book had the boldness to
own itself for an advocate of the Ancients was buried alive in some
obscure corner�察�and threatened�察 �upon the least displeasure�察�to be turned
out of doors。 Besides�察�it so happened that about this time there was a
strange confusion of place among all the books in the library�察�for which
several reasons were assigned。 Some imputed it to a great heap of
learned dust�察 �which a perverse wind blew off from a shelf of Moderns
into the keeper's eyes。 Others affirmed he had a humour to pick the
worms out of the schoolmen�察 �and swallow them fresh and fasting�察�
whereof some fell upon his spleen�察�and some climbed up into his head�察�
to the great perturbation of both。 And lastly�察�others maintained that�察�
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by walking much in the dark about the library�察 �he had quite lost the
situation of it out of his head�察�and therefore�察�in replacing his books�察�he
was apt to mistake and clap Descartes next to Aristotle�察�poor Plato had
got between Hobbes and the Seven Wise Masters�察 �and Virgil was
hemmed in with Dryden on one side and Wither on the other。
Meanwhile�察�those books that were advocates for the Moderns�察 �chose
out one from among them to make a progress through the whole library�察�
examine the number and strength of their party�察�and concert their affairs。
This messenger performed all things very industriously�察 �and brought
back with him a list of their forces�察 �in all�察 �fifty thousand�察 �consisting
chiefly of light´horse�察 �heavy´armed foot�察 �and mercenaries�察 �whereof the
foot were in general but sorrily armed and worse clad�察�their horses large�察�
but extremely out of case and heart�察 �however�察 �some few�察 �by trading
among the Ancients�察�had furnished themselves tolerably enough。
While things were in this ferment�察 �discord grew extremely high�察 �hot
words passed on both sides�察�and ill blood was plentifully bred。 Here a
solitary Ancient�察�squeezed up among a whole shelf of Moderns�察�offered
fairly to dispute the case�察 �and to prove by manifest reason that the
priority was due to them from long possession�察 �and in regard of their
prudence�察 �antiquity�察 �and�察 �above all�察 �their great merits toward the
Moderns。 But these denied the premises�察 �and seemed very much to
wonder how the Ancients could pretend to insist upon their antiquity�察�
when it was so plain ��if they went to that�� that the Moderns were much
the more ancient of the two。 As for any obligations they owed to the
Ancients�察 �they renounced them all。 ;It is true�察─ �said they�察 �we are
informed some few of our party have been so mean as to borrow their
subsistence from you�察 �but the rest�察 �infinitely the greater number ��and
especially we French and English���察�were so far from stooping to so base
an example�察 �that there never passed�察 �till this very hour�察 �six words
between us。 For ou